OCW RIOT 358

OCWFED.com Presents Riot

For the final time tonight we rejoin our dopey Bombshell Jessica Jessie on her Molly search. This time we're in the parking garage, Jessica is looking under each car in the parking lot while singing "Stupid Girls" by Pink.

After a few seconds she reaches a rusted up purple van with a paper sign on the back door reading "MOLLY INSIDE!". Jessica read each syllable out loud before understanding completely. She does a cute hiccup of laughter and plunges into the back of the van.

A couple more seconds we hear a roll of duck tape being pulled and a small yelp. The camera pans to see Molly standing on the outside of the van with a stern look on her face signalling them to pull off. The camera fades to a 2 minute commercial break for BUFFBLASTER involving 2 mechanical arms and a polar bear on stilts.

We pan back to see the van pull to a sudden stop, about 2 blocks away from the arena. The back door to the van slams open, and we see Jessica Jessie slowly climb out and skip away in her short top and mini skirt still singing her Pink song. Before the van peels rubber we hear someone grunt "Stupid Scary Bitch". The camera fades to show Jessica Jessie bouncing down the Grand Rapids streets still searching for Molly.

match

Jacob Trance (c) vs Parker Stevens

	A hard earned win there for that man!
	BeatDOWN... wait whats that?
	It looks like... lets take it to the stage

As the fans are preparing to leave post Main Event, OMG's resident Villain hurtles out onto the stage face first. He's quickly followed by Paul Pugh who is holding a steel chair and waving it with intent. Matsuda throws up the timeout "T", and Pugh replies by cracking him upside the head with the steel chair. Pugh is screaming at Matsuda to get up as road agents run out onto the stage and disarm Pugh.

He continues screaming at Our Dearest Leader's fallen carcass until he's rudely interupted by a 400lb behemoth. Patolomai marches out onto the stage and "Pato" pushes Pugh, along with several road agents, into a cluster of wires and production equipment.

Parker, noticing the ruckus from the ring tears down the aisle towards Pato, who has begun punching Pugh in the head. Parker is soon cut off by Tiberius Dupree and Dimsmore however who grab him and begin chopping him across the chest.

Soon enough however, Mugen and Hollywood charge the stage, Mugen using his LARIATO sleeve to take down the members of security trying to keep the chaos under control. Jacob Trance meanwhile is walking back through the curtain, shaking his head - not wanting to be a part of the debacle. As the brawl continues, Leonheart appears on the X-Tron and begins shouting.

Leonheart: What did I tell you people? I get it, you don't like each other. Give it a rest!

Everybody looks at each other, silent for a moment, before Matsuda gets to his feet and superkicks road agent Coach Neal's teeth down his throat, sparking another brawl between the two teams.

Leonheart: STOP THAT AT ONCE! All of you think its fun to ruin my main event? FINE. Next week... we'll see who's having fun. As you were gentlemen... I hope you kill each other.

Road Agent Coach Neal is immediately on the receiving end of an accidental chairshot/superkick Pugh/Matsuda combo. The force of impact is enough to turn Patolomai back to his old zen self, and he tries in vain to reason with everyone else as the show goes off the air.

SHOW DONE...