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OCW cameras catch C4 member and OCW's resident movie star Michael Hollywood as he makes his way to the arena entrance where he is stopped by a group of kids screaming in excitement that they have run into one of OCW's superstars.
Child 1: I can't believe it, it's Michael Hollywood!
The excitement on the childrens faces begin to grow.
Child 2: Can we please have your autograph Hollywood?!
Hollywood continues walking to the arena entrance not even acknowledging the autograph request.
Child 3:Please Hollywood! Please!
Hollywood now stops looking annoyed.
Hollywood: Look kid I don't have time to sign your little notepad I have stuff to do.
Child 1: Why not? My mommy said you were one of the good guys.
Hollywood: Well you can go tell your mommy I'm not a nice guy I just played one on TV. NOW BEAT IT!
The kids excitement turns to sadness as they turn away crushed and heart broken while Hollywood gets a familiar smile on his face that we haven't seen since his return. Hollywood walks through the arena doors where he is met by Stacy Clark who has been watching Hollywood's interaction with the children.
Stacy: Hollywood what was that?! You have been so nice and sweet since your return and now this,whats wrong with you?
Hollywood now visibly angry.
Hollywood: What's wrong with me?! What's wrong with everybody else?! I tried Stacy. I tried hard to please all those ingrates and it didn't get me nowhere. I bounced back from a serious injury and made a triumphant return to OCW and the fans just crap on me so now I'm not pandering to these neanderthals anymore now I'm going to be myself the true superstar that I am,the spotlight of OCW, the one and only MICHAEL HOLLYWOOD!
Stacy: What are you talking about you got a hero's welcome from the fans last week.
Hollywood: Is that what you call it?! Sure they cheered me until Betterne....excuse me, GAYNESS himself came out making his childish homosexual remarks and some of the fans actually laughed about it. THEY LAUGHED ABOUT IT STACY! Nobody laughs at Michael Hollywood so now it's all about me,C4,and the end of OMG!
Hollywood without giving Stacy a chance for a reply pulls his cell phone out and walks away while starting to make a call.
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Hollywood is the finest man. THE FINEST. |
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He's kinda a douchebag... |
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YOU'RE KINDA A DOUCHEBAG SCAGGS... YOU ARE! |
???: And how does that make you FEEL?
A calm, yet booming voice could be heard resonating from the private locker room of OMG. The cameraman peers through the cracked door to get a better look to find none other than the reformed Samoan Savage Patolomai in an undersized arm chair gently coaxing the emotions out of an unwilling villainous Dear Leader in Hideto Matsuda.
The five-hundred pound Patolomai, who had earned his PhD in psychology during his year at Mourning Wood Penitentiary in upstate New York, had only begun his one man crusade to help his OMG compatriots deal with their issues through civil dialogue, an he already faced arguably his most difficult task in the arguably demonic founder of LOTUS.
Matsuda, still dressed in unfamiliar blue and yellow tights, is sprawled out over OMG's casting couch, rubbing his temples in an effort to dampen his rage.
Matsuda: Seriously? I mean SERIOUSLY? The meditation and incense is one thing, but you want to TALK? About my FEELING no less? Wouldn't you rather form a lynch mob? Or how about a nice rare steak dinner, for old times sake?
Pato adjusts his spectacles, trying to hide the fact that his mouth was indeed watering from the delectable proposition.
Pato: As wonderful as that sounds Hide, I have moved past those days. It is vital to the human condition that we grow. Lloyd Alexander said it best, "We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself." So how about it? Shall we explore?
Matsuda: [groans] Fine. It makes me feel… bad.
Patolomai: I can see that. We all can see that. There was an obvious shift in your behavior about a year and a half ago.
Matsuda: Things just got so different… so fast…
Pato: And what does Henri Bergson say about change?
Matsuda: [annoyed] To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly…
Pato: Exactly, old friend. Did you ever stop and think that your erratically villainous behavior is a result of these changes? I remember a time not so long ago when the fans chanting "Matsuda bom bae aye" fueled you, and allowed you to rise to new heights. But now you are stagnant. You've turned your back on all those around you and you have ceased to grow--as a person and as a champion!
Matsuda: You mean to say my wicked ways were triggered by feelings of abandonment by my little sister and being thrust into the spotlight as an english speaker in such a brief period of time?!
Pato: That, Hide, is exactly what I'm saying.
Matsuda pauses, and the two sit in silence before the Villain erupts into tears.
Matsuda: YOU'E RIGHT PATO. YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Pato: What do you say, my friend? Give my way a chance? No more ignoring positive events and focusing on the negative.
Matsuda: [sobbing] O-okay… I'll try…
Pato: How about some ice cream, champ?
Matsuda: Can I have black raspberry?
Pato: Of course you can.
Matsuda hops on Pato's back and the two ride off into the sunset… or down the hallway to the concessions area. The scene fades.
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Hate him. Hate him. |
As Raze comes to the back from the stage, a microphone is shoved in his face.
OCW Interviewer: Raze, what happened out there?
Raze: GENERAL RAZE YOU FOOL AND THEY LAUNCHED AN UNFORESEEN COUNTER ATTACK! I WAS NOT PREPARED!!
OCW Interviewer: How do you plan to bounce back from this?
RAZE: ITS OBVIOUS MAGGOT..WE RALLY THE TROOPS..AND LAUNCH A FULL FRONTAL ATTACK!! BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT!
Raze: MOVE OUT!!
Raze starts marching to the locker room, leaving the Interviewer confused.
The CERBERUS theme hits as the Nation Wide arena crowd directs their attention towards the ramp . BUFFNESS walks from behind the curtain with his usual smug look on his face . Surprisingly BUFFNESS gets more cheers from the crowd than expected . As he makes his way to the ring McGee stops and tosses his glasses to a little fan at the end of the ramp . BUFFNESS then grabs a mic and slides into the ring .
BUFFNESS: "Last week I was thrown into a handicap match by my friend ... Leonheart !!!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
BUFFNESS: "And despite the odds that were stacked against me I managed to win ... So what does BUFFNESS get for doing the imposible ... BUFFNESS gets put in a tag match against the molester and a 500LB samoan ."
McGee looks around the crowd as BUFFNESS chants can be heard around the arena.
BUFFNESS: "BUFFNESS wants to know leon .... What the hell ndoes this have to do with BUFFNESS being World CHAMP..."
"YOU'VE GOT WHAT I WANT AND I NEED IT RIGHT NOW!" Not quite the answer Sean McGee is looking for, but the answer he's getting, as Cody Storm makes his way down to ringside with his music sounding off around the Nationwide Arena. He climbs the stairs and enters the ring. He folds his Bentley Platinum sunglasses up and hangs them around the collar of his shirt.
Cody Storm: "It's thanksgiving and you're out here complaining?! Do you forget you're not out here alone this week? I'm right here, like always, ready to pull you through like I always do!"
BUFFNESS: "Just look at my arms! It's easy to see who's dragging who along!"
Cody lets out a shallow laugh.
Cody Storm: "I really wish you'd stop shouting from the rooftops and pounding on your chest over last week. 'I won a handicap match, I'm the greatest! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!' You won a handicap match alright, but you weren't the one handicapped. Look back at that match, those two did more to hinder each other than they did to try and actually win the match. You had something big on your side alright, luck! A World Title contender you may be, but you're delusional if you think you're ahead of me sir."
BUFFNESS: "I've practically lapped you I'm so far ahead."
Cody Storm: "Delusional it is then. Listen, we can sit here and bicker and argue about who's first in line for a title shot, or we can look ahead to tonight. Be thankful that Leon's found himself in a mess that he needs us to clean up. Be thankful that you're getting an in-ring crack at the current World Champion and current number one contender. And lastly, be thankful that you're teamed up with The Son of God, who's going to get you through it all, and is going to PROVE that he's next in line and not just proclaim it."
BUFFNESS awakens from his false sleep just in time to respond to Cody's remarks
BUFFNESS: "And your calling me delusional .... Cody you just do your damn job tonight and i'll handle mine ."
With that that CERBERUS theme hits as both men make their way out of the ring,each giving the other a cold stare
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