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We cut backstage to Molly and Jessica Jessie, fresh from their trip to the mall. Jessica, with a two arms full of what appeared to be a dozen bags, skips merrily beside a disheveled Molly, who looked as though she were ready to jump off a building.
Jessica: So… Molly… I've been meaning to ask you…
Molly:[annoyed and rubbing her temples] Yes… /bestie/...
Jessica: Is it hard for you to see with your slanty eyes? How do you, like, deal with your handicap?
Molly: REALLY BITCH? I'M HANDICAPPED?!--
Molly's out burst is quickly intercepted by a member of Lindsay Rothschild's burly security force, who scoops up the Bombshell like luggage and swiftly carries her to Lindsay's office.
Molly: DAMN IT I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, ROTHSCHILD!
Lindsay is sitting at her desk, twiddling with a pencil.
Lindsay: You can't do what anymore, dear? And I don't mean to be petty, but it's DR. Lindsay Rothschild ESQ. M.D. . Now what's bothering you?
Molly: I can't stand to pretend to be friends with this chick for another second! I'd rather ram my head against the wall… she's-- she's-- so…
Lindsay: I know, I know, but you're just going to have to stick with our plan for the time being. It is of the utmost importance that she leaves Chill FACTOR with that title around her pretty little waist. And of course, per our agreement, you will be awarded a one on one title shot. You are Asian, yes? You should be able to establish the ratio to determine how much better your odds are in singles competition?
Molly: Yeah but whats the big deal?
Lindsay: I would sooner die then let my division be championed by a carpet munching homeless woman or a rejected blaxploitation character. I'm trying to build legitimacy here!
Molly: Okay… okay… As long as I get my title shot… it will all be worth it…
Lindsay escorts Molly out of her office and the scene fades.
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* As Matsumoto's limo pulls up K.Dangelo seen signing autographs and conversating with fans . K.Dangelo calls for him to come over but Matsumoto waves him off and shakes his head .K.Dangelo sings another autograph then runs over to Matsumto *
K.Dangelo : What is going on Matsumoto ?Why didn't you come over ?
Matsumoto : Honorable K.Dangelo ,doing the signing of autographs and shaking of the hands is not what I do .I smash the head ,drink then smash the heads again .You not gonna do the preach ,preach to me are you ?
K.Dangelo : No I heard the OcW champion say I'm bad at shooting and I need to quit .So not to upset girlfriend I'll quit .
* Matsumoto starts laughing *
K.Dangelo : I'm not gonna shoot as they say against your champion cause there isn't really anything I can say about the guy accept I hate him .I hate inside and out of the ring .If we fought I wouldn't give care about winning as long as he didn't walk for a while .Not gonna get on and play xbl with the guy .
Matsumoto : So you two good friends ?
K.Dangelo : Yeah the best !
* they both start laughing *
Matsumoto : What about your match tonight ?
K.Dangelo : Its supposed to be one of those rooks .I'm not gonna try and hurt the guy but I am gonna welcome him as best as I can .
What's next for you ?
Matsumoto : I fight ! Looking for tag partner and hardcore battles .I still number one contender .
K.Dangelo : Yeah I almost forgot .Well I gotta get in here and get ready .Enjoy the show hopefully you find a worthy and most honorable partner and opponent .
Matsumoto : Thank you and goodluck on your fight tonight !
Reckless Kid vs KD'Angelo
The scene opens up with The Lord Of the Lariat Mugen sitting with Molly backstage at a table in the catering area. Mugen seems surprisingly pleased considering that in the past month he has some of his most prized posessions stolen. He is also repeatedly tossing what looks like a wallet up and down as if it was a baseball. Molly as usual is on her phone but she decides to cut into the silence and start talking.
Molly: You ready for tonight?
Mugen: Please woman, I've been ready. The Son of Fraud and that Suplex Serf need to worry about me, not the other way around. They are a minor obstacle. I'm already focused on my match with Dupree.
Molly: Speaking of which. How the hell did he break into your apartment?
Mugen: The freaking purple smurfette used my fire escape and broke the lock on my window. But it's alright. I got something that will hit him harder?
Molly: And what's tha...
Molly doesn't get to finish her sentence as men in suits suddenly show up and gather around Molly and Mugen. Mugen quickly stuffs the wallet that he has been tossing into his back pocket.
Suit #1: Sir, are you the man they call Mugen?
Mugen: Yes, I am. I called you here because I just recently found out an important fact about a certain employee of OCW.
Mugen goes next to the man's ear and starts whispering something to him.
Suit #1: Well sir, if this allegation that you make is true then we will have to take immediate action. Is this gentlemen present tonight?
Mugen: Yes, I saw him enter the premises earlier tonight. If it helps, he has purple hair so he should be pretty easy to spot. And here this is for you.
Mugen pulls out a small photo of Dupree with purple hair and hands it over to the man in the suit.
Suit #1: Thank you for the tip and your cooperation. We shall be in touch.
Mugen smiles and nods as the men in suits walk away.
Molly: What was that all about?
Mugen: Let's just say I have something important that belongs to our purple hair friend.
Mugen takes out the wallet that he was tossing around earlier. He takes out a Canadian Identification Card and tosses it at Molly. Molly starts laughing as she is realizing what is going on.
Molly: You crazy mofo.
Mugen: Thank you. Hey, take this and buy anything your heart desires.
Mugen takes out a credit card from the wallet and throws it at Molly.
Mugen: It's not on me, its on Dupree.
The two laugh as the scene fades to black.
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