We are just minutes away from the start of the main event of the evening, Cody Storm and Jacob Trance vs Mugen and Matsuda, when the show is taken backstage. 

Wheeler: “Go ahead, bring it on in boys…”

The camera follows the sound of Wheeler’s voice and sees a group of delivery men donning Best Buy uniforms pushing a dolly cart with a HUGE 85’’ screen television. The delivery men push it into the private locker room of Your World Heavyweight Champion and set it up against the center wall. 

Looking around, platforms have been built with recliner chairs sat on top of them. There are three rows of three in the center of the room stadium seating style. At the back of the room (yes, this room is massive) stands Jonny D setting up what appears to be a soda fountain with the staples: Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew Voltage, Cherry Coke, and Rootbeer. Next to the soda fountain on the floor is a large keg that Wheeler’s now busy tapping. 

Jonny D: “OK, lets run down the list and make sure we’ve got everything.”

Wheeler: “Alright, read it off.”

Jonny D: “Comfortable, center stage seating”

Wheeler: “Check.”

Jonny D: “Monster big screen.”

Wheeler: “Check.”

Jonny D: “Drink of choice.”

Wheeler wraps his arms around the keg squeezing it tight.

Wheeler: “Oh yes! Check, check, and check again!”

Jonny D: “And last popcorn.”

Wheeler darts his head around the room.

Wheeler: “Uh….. um…… uh……”

He can’t seem to find the popcorn but before he can confirm this we hear another cart rolling nearby.

????: Check.

Your World Heavyweight Champion walks in pushing a professional popcorn machine in front of him. He gives it a shove and sends it towards Wheeler to plug in and start the popping, but Wheeler completely misses it surprised by Storm’s presence. The cart rolls gently into the wall, momentarily forgotten. 

Jonny and Wheeler just stare at the man that’s supposed to be standing at gorilla getting ready to go out to the ring and team with OCW’s resident lunatic. The room is silent. But then smiles creep across all three men’s faces as they start shaking their head.

Jonny D: “I didn’t think you were going to make it. We can’t watch this show without the popcorn Cody!” 

Cody Storm: “I always fulfil my commitments……” 

Once again the three are in unison as they start cracking up. 

Wheeler: “Yeah, unless you’re committed to team up with Jacob Trance.”

Cody Storm: “Sorry, I have an overriding commitment to making that man’s life not worth living. And as far as I’m concerned all commitments to wrestle under this booker are null-in-void. Three times in three months he wants to team me with whichever wrestler is gunning at me hardest? That’s tyrannical booking and I will not stand for it!” 

Wheeler: “Shut up and get ready to watch this wonderful beatdown.”

Wheeler tosses the remote Cody’s way as he sits down to enjoy the main-event that he’s supposed to be a part of.

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	Is it legal to do that in public??
	Who cares..it's the BOONDOCKS!

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Main Event

Trance vs The odd couple

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	So close!!
	Just a whisker.

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The bell sounds after a hellacious contest as Jacob Trance tries to use the ropes to get to his feet as a few applause ring around the arena. He makes it halfway before collapsing again as booming laughter can be heard over the P.A system. It's the laughter of the world champion who came out during the closing stages of the match to watch. He joins the fans in their applause for Trance, albeit sarcastically as Jacob pulls himself into a siting position to face him, having retrieved a microphone.

Trance: Laugh it up all you want child, you still lost last week.

A "you got schooled, Drago Cesar" chant breaks out, Jacob wincing with pain from everything he went through. Cody seems livid but is just about able to contain the explosion of anger.

Trance: And I can for see a similar fate for your Blacklist and you at Damnation... You see, there are places where demons hold counsel and decide how to ravage the mind, body and soul of is mortals...

Jacob grins.

Trance: Six miles of steel chain...

The fans pop.

Trance: 12 tonnes in weight...

The fans pop again.

Trance: 18 feet tall, 40 feet in diameter... SIX MEN, CHILD!

The crowd reach fever pitch, having grasped that the match that was seen at Summercide last year is returning.

Trance: You and I boy, we both went to hell and it made you everything you are today but this time, this time I'm going to take every little thing that you love and burn it to ash. Then as the embers continue to glow I will snuff them out for only my light, my little light is permitted to shine... You play with fire long enough son and eventually you get your fingers burnt.

Jacob grins as he finally gets to his feet.

Trance: You don't have to thank me, in this world we are, by his own words, but like I've been trying to enlighten you to... There are other worlds than these.

Jacob continues to glare at Storm, who gives him a death stare right back as the cameras fade.

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	That's all we got folks.
	Catch you next time!

fin.