Riot returns from commercial break with the duo known as the Blacklist already standing in the ring. The self-proclaimed Blacklist Tag Team Champions of Forever have already acquired microphones, and pose with their plastic championship belts before speaking.

Wheeler: You know it’s been a long time since I’ve been here in Nashville, Tennessee...fortunately! Haha, but since we’re here you people need to stand and applaud, because finally you have real champions in this city! Unlike the Titans, we have tasted championship gold. Take a look at it!

Both members of the Blacklist proceed to proudly lift their “championship belts” for the entire arena to see.

Jonny D: Even though I despise you disgusting rednecks. I’ll represent you. I’ll represent each and every single of you. So you could vicariously live through me. Live through us as we proceed with our plans to conquer the whole entire world to become World Tag Team Champions of Forever.

Wheeler: And we took a great first step on that journey last week. It seems just like...a week ago, we were down on our luck sitting in front of a K-Mart. But now look at us!

Jonny D: That’s right Wheeler. Humble beginnings. We started from the bottom now we’re here. in this disgusting hillbilly town.

Lolcheapheat.

Jonny D: But as future World Tag Team Champions of forever. I’ll live. Even if your stench taints this title in the farthest reaches of the world the Blacklist will stand here proudly. Just some guys don’t appreciate the prestige it is to be in the ring with us.

Wheeler: Some guys? Do you mean that guy uhhh...Larry? Lenny? Leroy???

Jonny D: Let’s just go with Larry.

Wheeler: You know something Larry, you have a lot of nerve walking out of a match with us! And why? Are you too proud? Or are you just afraid that you’ll lose and let that one fan of yours down! You make me sick, punk.

Jonny D: Guys like him think they’re better than us. That since we came from a different place everything we do means nothing. That because other guys here think they are too good to work together in a common goal. They’re too scared to realize that when they work together that put simply. Aren’t. Us.

Wheeler: We’ve been systematically destroying this tag team division from the moment we arrived in OCW. We beat Kindred, where are they now? We beat Austin and Lee! Who has he ever beat? And last week the so-called “unbeatable” SSD tried to dethrone us, but their super small dicks were no match for the Blacklist!

Jonny D attempts to hold his laughter as a small portion of the crowd starts chanting super small dicks.

Jonny D: And with that I declare us Intercountryoriental champions. We conquered America and last week we conquered Asia. So tonight we’re going to pimp out our title belts.

Jonny D pulls out some Pokémon stickers from his tights. And proceeds to place it on their title’s sideplates.

Wheeler: As you can see, the titles now reflect the apex of Japanese culture. A symbol of global dominance, not just America. You all have to accept the fact that we are now undoubtedly the greatest team in the entire world!

Jonny D: But tonight I guess the greatest team in the whole entire world can’t even have a tag team match. We can’t defend our prestigious Intercountyoriental titles. Zero tag teams equals infinite title defenses. Infinite dominance. This makes us your Blacklist Intercountyoriental Tag Team Champions...

Wheeler: Forever…

Jonny D: And ever.

Wheeler: But that doesn’t mean our night ends. No we aren’t taking the day off. Even if Reckless Larry decided to skip town, we still have a match tonight! Drago!!! We know you’re back there, we heard what you said, and you should know that the Blacklist does NOT recognize your pathetic “Hunting Championship” as a legitimate title.

Jonny D: These are legitimate championships! You can’t just make one up on the spot. What right do you have!?

Wheeler: None! But tell you what, since you’re obviously feeling uh, fresh tonight, we will humor you. Come to this ring and let’s find out if you’re really the hunter you claim to be!

Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HA!!!

Suddenly, Drago appears on the X-tron chugging another good cold beer. After chugging the entire thing, he looks at the Blacklist.

The Iron Drago: You know how the saying go bubba. Once a jabroni, always a jabroni. You fackin insects think you can call my hunting championship the fraud? What the FACK are you thinking, calling the Drago a fraud?

The Iron Drago: I wanna let you know, Drago capture every animal he come across, Drago has best tools for the job, and Drago is the first place on every hunting arcade game bubba!

The Iron Drago: You pieces of shet want to take my hunting championship? Only if you put your facken Intercoregnauriogta- titles on the lines!

The Iron Drago:And tonight’s match not gonna be a handicap match bubba, it’s gonna be a HUNTING MATCH! First dumbshets to get captured are the dumb dick jabronis forever.

With the reaction of a dolphin Wheeler turns his head to the X-Tron. Nodding his head in approval. Allowing Jonny D to address Drago.

Jonny D: Y’know what? We accept your weak ass challenge.

Drago nods and laughs, as if he has something planned for the duo.

The Iron Drago: You punk bitches, I’m gonna put you both in The Net, fack your asses, make you humble. I could sit here, and become the coward jabroni. Most people would tell me to go home.

The Iron Drago: WE could go home, my intelligent wrestling fans would be disappointed. But I’m not going home. I’m going to hop on my ATV, I’m going to go down ramp, and I’m going to KICK those sons of bitches Blacklist’s ass so HARD…..

The Iron Drago: That the next Blacklist WANNABES are gonna feel it! So who wants to go home…...AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!?!?!?

The crowd goes bonkers for Drago’s mini-speech. Drago laughs and shakes his finger at the camera.

The Iron Drago: Jonny D, Wheeler…….I might be the drunk now, but it doesn’t mean I am the stupid. I have a little…...surprise for you. These are couple of things I have invented.

Drago removes two things from his pocket; a vial of some sort and a remote. Drago drinks the vial and almost immediately seems to be back in his normal state, completely sober. Drago laughs some more.

Drago Cesar: It’s time to play the Drago game!!!!!

Drago pushes a button on the remote as a MASSIVE net attached to the top of the arena falls down upon the ring, catching Jonny D and Wheeler.

As they realize they are in a bad situation, suddenly the net tightens up and the duo are pulled up to the rafters, all while shouting…..

Both: DRAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!

“Tarzan Boy” starts blasting through the speakers as Drago comes out driving his ATV, wearing his Hunting Championship around his waist, made out of cardboard and passion.

He looks up at the Blacklist as they’re being pulled up to the rafters, and he laughs. He rolls in the ring and notices the Tag Team Championships the Blacklist have dropped. He takes both of the titles, goes up on the turnbuckles, and raises them in victory as the fans are still marking the hell out.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I don't believe what I just saw!
	You better belive that!

Mugen vs Lucas Crowe

The camera pans to the announce team.

Fin