OCWFED.com Presents Riot

   

We cut to a dank dark room somewhere on the premises where we find the OCW World Champion rocking to and fro in a rocking chair, holding the title he calls a "meaningless trinket" in his arms like a suckling babe drifting to sleep to the tune of his otherworldly whistling.

The cult leader seems to welcome the cameraman into his domain, though the cameraman is naturally cautious in his approach--and rightfully so, as he is seemingly snuffed out by the big boot of Eli.

The scene goes dark as the camera hits the floor, but only for a moment, as the faithful golem of the unholy father takes to filming the scene himself. The camerawork is of course shaky in the giants hands as he lumbers toward his master, who is now laughing at the carnage.


Trance: The world is crashing down around you and I but we're still here, aren't we Hide?

Trance: Last week, I promised to make you a Golden God in my family. The opportunity to become one with my family and to become unstoppable. And unlike certain stupid black sheep I know you are smart enough to take your time to consider the possibilities.

Trance: I know what you're thinking. In the back of your mind what's left of that conscience of yours is telling you not to turn your back on your friends. Not to give into temptation, but to deliver OCW from evil. But you and I both know better than that. They used to call you a DEVIL. We all know you are more like me than you are like them.

Trance: And while I would like to give you all the time in the world, dare I say the end of this world is nigh, and you will have to make your decision soon… or forever hold your peace.

Trance: For despite what any false idols may spout about worlds and rent, this world is coming to an end but fear not--because their are other worlds than these, my brother.

The scene fades to black on Trance's laughing face.

 

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The camera pans to the announce team.

 

Ok that one was definatly creepy.

I'll give you that!

 

We come back from commercial and can see Bedlam getting ready for his match, Cut-Throat comes bursting into his locker room and stands infront of him.

Cut-Throat : Round Banana....

Bedlam : That's not my name...

Cut-Throat : I claimed ye, I can call ye what I want.

Bedlam : No you can't, but go on.....

Cut-Throat : How would ye like to join the crew? Ye can even bring your 'sea monkey' with you.

Bedlam : Interesting..You might just be crazy enough to make this worth my while.

Cut-Throat : Aye , I might be crazy..but on the other hand..I be having 4 fingers and a thumb!!

 

Bedlam : Oh dear.

Cut-Throat : Tell me round banana, have ye ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Bedlam : I put it to you sir, have you ever swam with the angels in the bright sunlight?

Cut-Throat : Are ye on the downside looking up, or be ye on the upside looking down?

Bedlam : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy , was he?

Cut-Throat : We be getting along just fine!!! I see plentiful feats of bounty and busty wenches ahead!!

 

The show fades to commercial as the 2 shake hands

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

 

Did those two just become best friends?

Yep!

 

We cut to the backstage hallways, where a table is set up. Drago Cesar and Johnny Law are standing in front of it.

Drago Cesar: Hello everybody! Tonight is going to be special night, because the greatest animal hunter in the history of, uh. Everything, is going to be facing the legend of the OCW, Smythe the Sperm Whale.

Johnny Law cracks up and starts laughing out loud, barely containing himself.

Johnny Law: A sperm whale?!?!?!?

Drago looks confused as he replies.

Drago Cesar: Yes, a sperm whale. What is problem?

Johnny Law: Nothing, nothing. Just proceed.

Drago Cesar: Anyways, Smythe, last week I might have been a little tipsy and said some thing that maybe was cross the line. But you know what? What I say about you last week was and still is true. You come here back to the OCW, you think you are the hot stuff, but everybody here think you are the jackass. You can talk the talk, but I do not think you can walk the walk.

Johnny Law: Well, Drago, you have to take into consideration the fact that he's been the OCW World Heavyweight Champion, a Tag Team Champion an-

Drago Cesar: And the champion of the United States of America. And the Canada. But that does not mean anything to me, Smythe the Sperm Whale! Because you still have not proven that you can step up to THE BEST. You say that you are the legend? Prove it to me. If not, well, we will know what happen, right Johnny?

Johnny Law: Right.

Both of them pull out what look to be action figures. Upon a closer look, the action figures are revealed to be Smythe D. Wonder and Drago Cesar, complete with a net in his hand which can be launched via a switch on his back. Johnny is holding the Drago figure while Drago is holding the Smythe action figure. Drago is pretending to be Smythe, speaking in a falsetto voice.

The Smythe Action Figure: Oh, I am Smythe the Sperm Whale! I am legend! I come back to the best, I teach you stupid little Drago!

The real Drago looks over at Johnny as if to tell him he's next. Johnny shrugs and starts to speak as Drago with a deep Eastern European accent.

The Drago Action Figure: Ha ha ha, you do not know that I have the technology to defeat you!

Johnny flips the switch on the Drago figure. The net launches off from the Drago figure's hand onto the Smythe figure's face. After about 5 seconds, the Smythe figure's face starts to melt off.

The Smythe Action Figure: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY FACE IS THE MELTING !!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Drago then throws the Smythe figure at the nearest wall, which smashes into pieces. Drago smiles at the camera then pats Johnny's shoulder. They walk off as the segment ends.

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

That was a collectors item from Elite 47 Set.

THATS MY ACTION FIGURE!

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The camera pans to the announce team.

 

Ouchies!

In the neck!

We join Jacob Trance and a smiling AC Cobra.

Trance: Tonight I will be forced to destroy a lost soul, tonight I have to deliver redemption to a member of my flock who wandered away.

Cobra: It's such a shame, you've wandered right into the slaughter house.

Trance: Yes, A.C is right, instead of embracing it, you tried to fight me at every turn, you couldn't accept my teachings...

Cobra: You always were a slow learner.

Trance: As such, I must return you to the swamp of mediocrity from which I hauled you, gasping for breath into the warm embrace of my Family.

Cobra smiles wider.

Trance: Those that are lost, can be found... But those that leave the path for the second time...

Cobra: Are doomed to wander purgatory...

Trance: For those people there are no other worlds.

 

 

 

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