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*The camera fading into the back stage interview area as Stcy Clark is standing by.*

Stacy Clark
: Ladies and Gentlemen... Marvelous Austin Lee

*Marvelous Austin Lee come walking into frame suporting a new cast on his right hand and a backwards Yankees hat covering his new hair cut he recived from Smythe 2 weeks ago.*

Marvelous Austin Lee: #Have no fear Stacy #Good Guy Austin Lee has returned

*Pulling his vaporizer out of his pocket and taking a hit and blowing the cloud to the side away from Stacy.*

Marvelous Austin Lee: 2 weeks ago Mr. Wonder bread decided to jump me from behind and attack me. But you see he quickly learned that the #Bad Apple from the big apple isn't no chump as i beat him up and down the hallway.

*Marvelous Austin Lee takes another hit from his vaporizer.*

Marvelous Austin Lee: I left him laying what i thought was uncomfortable as possible. But i was wrong. #I know #The Marvelous one i usually never wrong but for once he was as somehow Smythe would pull himself back up and slam my face into a car window. #OUCH.

Marvelous Austin Lee: I really shouldn't be surprised, after all to pull off a hit and run seems to fit Mr. Wonder bread character. As Smythe would leave me busted open and give me this unfortunate new hair cut. #Really Bro? # REALLY #RULE NUMBER 1 NO TOUCHING OF THE HAIR.

Marvelous Austin Lee: But none the less maybe i had this coming. #Maybe i didn't think this would become *Using air quotes* "Become Real" or # Maybe I just slipped up and forgot that Mr. Wonder bread is actually Mrs. Wonder bread and is afraid to fight me straight up like a man. #Man UP SON

*Taking another pull from his trusty vaporizer slowly blowing the cloud out.*

Marvelous Austin Lee: You see #Mrs. Wonder bread unlike you i don't need to jump you from behind, unlike you i actually have a set and will fight you head on. Will Shoot you right between the eyes and not a damn thing you can do about it.

Marvelous Austin Lee: Because despite you jumping me from behind slamming my face through a window, shaving my hair and causing me to break my hand upside your head, I am still standing. Which won't be the same we can say about you when i get my hands on you. 

Marvelous Austin Lee: Your time is coming Smythe. # No tricks #No games lets just see how real you are willing to make this. Now if you are feeling foggy Mrs. Wonder Bread then go ahead and jump #Good Guy Austin Lee will be waiting.

*Austin Takes another hit from his vaporizer blocking a cloud into the camera as it fades to black.*

 

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The scene opens in a tight shot on a laptop screen. The OCW’s website is on screen, with a video stream opened up on the page. It’s the OCW live webcast, a show that broadcasts live during Riot, a strange content decision for the website staff. It becomes instantly clear how such a mis-step occurred. Stephen Hailowe, the OCW podcast host who had most recently been demanding that Bobby Minio make up an interview he missed as a result of his Summercide match with Paul Pugh, sits in front of a desk, his arms moving as wildly as his ranting.

Stephen Hailowe: No! I’m saying right now, the OCW is WAY off of the rails! Look at this show! The “Queen of OCW” match? What a Bombshell has to be some gender assigned role, she can’t be a CHAMPION?

His co-host stumbles for a response. He begins to speak but Hailowe sharply interrupts.

Stephen Hailowe: It’s obvious, Nick. It’s obvious. Women are nothing but an object to the OCW. The only heroes in the OCW are the patriarchy. Poppa Sensation will save us all! Look up to OCW’s Daddy! Pop when he comes out to dole out some fatherly decision! Watch his T&A sideshow match of the card then watch THE BIG MEN COMPETE WITH THE BIG BOYS.

Co-host Nick: Steve, you lost me about three minutes ago.

Hailowe fires back at him in a mocking tone.

Stephen Hailowe: Steeeve, ya lost me three minutes ago! Your big thoughts about the evils of OCW are offending me! Please stop!

Co-host Nick: What does tha-


Stephen Hailowe: Should I talk about something more your speed? Want me to ‘cut a promo’ on Bobby Minio? That overrated, aging punk rock, walking concussion? That shitlord jackass who bumped his way to the ‘top’ of the middle? Yeah let’s talk about The one MAANNNN revolution.

Co-host Nick: Not again.

The camera showing the laptop pulls back as Hailowe launches into a seething rant. It pans to the right and there sits a perplexed Bobby Minio. He sits stunned, his brow furrowed, paused in the motion of tying one of his boots. His foot drops down to the concrete and he ponders as Hailowe’s voice drones on in the background.

Bobby Minio: Why am I watching this crap?

he stands, shaking his head as he turns away. He walks out of the backstage room into a non descript arena hall way. The scene hangs for an extra moment, before panning back to the table the laptop sits on. Hailowe is still ranting, and while Nick the Co-host wears stress on his face like war paint, another object away from the laptop catches the attention of the viewer. Bobby Minio’s cellphone, left behind and forgotten on the table. The scene fades into the next segment.

 

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Indeed

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We return to Drago Cesar and Johnny Law sitting in a backstage corner, with Drago discussing his plan of action.

Drago Cesar: Now, Jaguar Sr is too busy crying over his captured offspring to concentrate on our battle tonight.

Johnny Law: ......I don't think so.

Drago Cesar: Pfft. Whatever, Johnny. The point is, I will beat him again just like I beat him the last time! You remember when I beat him last time?

Johnny Law: Yeah, he was like, really pale and I think he had red eyes. I think he was trying too ha-

Drago Cesar: He was consumed by the Thirst! But supposedly he change.....I'm don't think so.

Johnny Law: How so?

Drago Cesar: Because I have watched him for long time, he still has same mistake that curse him all the time! Johnny, when he is not at advantage, he is too frustrate! So then he make mistake after mistake after mistake!

Johnny Law: So all you have to do is take control and you've pretty much won?

Drago Cesar: Ah, you see, Johnny, I would agree with you normally. But since this is no DQ match, the Jaguar can be crafty and hit me in the face with the chair, so he get advantage again! That is why I need to be extra careful tonight, but is still no problem! Actually, I'm going to finish him off in a special way, just so he remember for rest of his life!

Johnny Law: .....What are you going to do?

Drago points his index finger to his head.

Drago Cesar: I am a fast learner Johnny. I KNOW what my opponent like to do.......So why not use against them?

Johnny thinks for a bit.

Johnny Law: Do you want me to get a shovel?

Drago Cesar: I would always keep it handy. Come on, we have more prey to catch!

Drago and Johnny wander off as the segment ends.

 

 

 

 

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