K.D kneels over Tre's body on the ground, yelling:

K.D: Welcome to the garden, siss-

'Kill me with a beat'

It's Ragnarok! Kassidy and Carter at least, coming down the ramp and waving at KD from outside. He stomps over to the ropes and glares at them.

KD: What do you want, ya buncha sissies? You think I won't bury you in the garden alongside your friend here?

Nathan: You got us all wrong baby, we're just here to watch you get f**ked from behind. *he grins and winks at the big man*

The gatekeeper glares at him and turns around, only to be immediately knocked down by being smashed in his face! Xander mocks K'D by kneeling over him, arms spread as he grins at Tre, who's gotten back up, motioning for him to take his pickings. Tre hits him with The Golden Opportunity!

After Tre leaves K'D barely conscious with the Golden Opportunity, Kassidy comes into the ring and lifts him up to hit him with The Turn. He grabs a Mic from Nathan and talks to K'D who's struggling to remain conscious.

Kassidy: Never. Interrupt. Me. Again.

He tosses the Mic at Xander who grabs it and sits cross legged in front of K'D.

After Tre leaves K'D barely conscious with the Golden Opportunity, Xander grabs a Mic from Nathan and sits cross legged in front of K'D.

Xander: How's it go guys? 'Anything you can do, I can do better!' Yknow, last week you said you were gonna destroy poor old Cobra, that he didn't know what he'd gotten himself into.

Xander: Watch what I do to A.C. Cobra tonight!! *the Crowd Boos in disapproval* Soooo, whats your plan now, "gatekeeper," you gonna kill ME? You gonna show ME what I've gotten myself into?

*K.D can only grunt and moan in response*

Xander: Yeah I didn't think so. So how about this, how about I continue this trend of showing you just how much better than you I really am by out doing you yet again?

Xander: How about I destroy the man YOU can't keep down? Your good friend jookay!

The Crowd cheers at the sound and prospect of Jookie getting another shot at the Hardcore TV Title.

Xander: Well they certainly seem to like the idea huh? How about it Jookster? Not if but WHEN I WIN tonight consider this not just another shot, consider it a tiny bit of revenge that you never got with me for laying you out at Devils Night. Remember that Jookie? Cause I sure as hell do.

Xander grins and hands the mic off to Tre, who leans over K'D.

Tre: Welcome to the wolves' den, sissy.

The four members of Ragnarok walk up the ramp wolf hands to sky the entire way.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What a pack of jackals!
	Straight Animals!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	You wouldn't think we need saving with all the ruckus the lockeroom has caused!
	MmmmmHmmmm

The camera cuts backstage to Jookie Marley stretching before his match against Sean McGee. The crowd instantly burst into ‘four twenty’ chants.

Marley: OCW WHA GWAN? Before I say anything else, I got to let everyone know that Jim Black is all right.

Marley gives to thumbs up to the camera.

Marley: One more thing, I have to congratulate AC Cobra on his win last week. You deserve that belt; I just hope you hold on to it longer than KD did.

The cheers suddenly turn to boos at the mention of KD.

Marley: KD what happened man? You waited so long to get a hold of a belt, and once you got it...BAM! It’s gone in the blink of an eye.

Marley clicks his fingers and starts to laugh.

Marley: You couldn’t even hold it for two days man. Everything I said last week was true, you’re getting old gramps, it’s time to pack up and move on. You don’t scare anyone here like you did back in the day. Sorry to say it but you’re weak.

Marley drops to the floor and starts to do pushups.

Marley: When I..had a belt..I kept it longer..than twenty-four hours.

Marley hops back up.

Marley: I know why you let go of the belt so fast. You let it go because you knew all along that you’re not champion material. A champion knows how to move the crowd. They know how to make the people come out and get their moneys worth. And most of all, they know how to hold onto a belt for more than two days.

Marley starts to stretch his arms.

Marley: AC good win last week bro. You’re a true champion and I know you’ll prove it again tonight against that man lover Rane.

Marley walks away as the camera cuts to ringside.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He really must be high if he didn't notice what just happend with K.D
	That good stuff B!

HARDCORE TV CHAMPIONSHIP

A.C Cobra vs Xander Rane

The camera pans to the announce team.

	God Damn!
	From the Top of the key!

As Y.S.L. preps for his match with Nathan Carter later in the show, he and Buddy Burns are conducting a very very important conversation. Buddy is lounging around the locker room enjoying the show, he throws tag team names at Y.S.L.

Buddy: How about "Prime Time Shottas"?

Y.S.L: Do I look like my name is Jookie Guy?

Buddy: True Guy...

Y.S.L: Don't call me guy, Guy.

Buddy: You called me guy first, Guy!

Y.S.L: No I meant Jookie, the guy....

Buddy: Ahhhh...I was about to say, I ain't about to change my name to no Fly Guy...that sounds savagely lame.

Y.S.L: Sorta like the name Ragnarok sounds savagely lame AF!

Both Buddy and Y.S.L. catch a good laugh, Y.S.L begins his Chinese push ups before he throws a name at Buddy.

Y.S.L: How bout "Air Shanghai"?

Buddy: Naw...sounds like a bad B-Movie where Jackie Chan tries out for the NBA but Yao Ming steals his contract instead.

Y.S.L.: Wasn't there a movie named "Air Bud" with that flying dog, weren't you in that?

Buddy tries to ignore him as he browses through his Facebook feed on his phone then replies smoothly.

Buddy: Naw son but I AM FLY....dawg!

Y.S.L: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was nice yo... But you ain't as swag as dis.

Y.S.L does a Mike Jack type spin move then spits a quick rhyme.

Y.S.L: Dey call me the Great Yellow Hope cuz I be yellin' Hope....HOPE.... HOPE! Have hoes on dey knees like I'm da Pope.

Buddy: Dat was dope on a rope, deez bustas can't cope!

In near complete unison.

Buddy & Y.S.L: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You nice...no you nice..no.....we nice. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Super amped Buddy and Y.S.L. immediately hop up in rap battle rap stance, as both entourages start to converge.

Buddy: Word..word word.....it's Rhyme Tyme son...Rhyme Tyme! Chicka-Chicka Rhyme Tyme!

Y.S.L begins to focus in on his surroundings, eyes slimmer than slim he gets ready to unleash his fury on his upcoming opponent as the camera fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Rhyme Time....I like it!
	I mean well it's not Air Shanghai, but It will do!

The cameras open up with Mugen walking around backstage holding something wrapped in wax paper, looking surprisingly happy for once. He is seen joking and messing around with some of the OCW staff in his final night here in OCW.

A Bobby Minio sighting! Mugen sees his C4 comrade Bobby and fist bumps him before moving on backstage.

He walks by a door and stops for a moment before walking backwards towards the door. The cameras pan to the door to show "OCW - Office of Mr. Sensation". Mugen looks at the camera with a big grin breaking the 4th wall and looks back at the door and kicks it open.

Our Hero: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY CAN'T YOU KNOCK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!

Mugen doesn't even say a single word but sits down right in front of Sensation's desk and smiles at him.

Our Hero: What do you want you sociopath?

Mugen puts the something thats wrapped in wax paper on the table and starts unwrapping it. We see that it is actually a hefty looking sandwich. Our Hero covers Lord Sharks eyes as he places him back into his desk!

Our Hero: What are you doing? What is this?

Mugen: This right here is the most expensive sandwich that you will ever see in your presence. Because you sir, are a failure.

Our Hero: I'M NOT A FAILURE, I'M A TRIL.....BILL........MILLIONAIRE ASSHOLE!

Mugen: LIAR!!! AND STUPID!

Our Hero and Mugen just star at each other disgusted until Our Hero puts his focus back to Mugen's sandwich!

Our Hero: Most expensive sandwich huh?

Mugen puts his feet on Sensation's desk and nods.

Mugen: Yup, it's my last night here AND MY BIRTHDAY!, what are you going to do? Fire me? I can do whatever I want FOO..

Mugen is about to take a bite in his sandwich when Sensation slaps the feet off his desk confusing Mugen for a moment.

In that moment, Sensation looks at the sandwich and smiles. Time begins to slow down as Mugen gives a (DONT YOU EVEN) death stare at Our Herowho then proceeds to slap the sandwich out of Mugen's hand.

Both men look on in what feels like slow motion as the sandwich of pure magnificence slowly floats to the floor as it explodes in a cascade of flavor and sadness.

Mugen looks on in horror as we see a slight half smile creep unto OUR HERO.

Mugen jumps up from his seat and looks over at a photo of Mr.Sensation which reads "Tiffany's First Communion" and proceeds to slap the photo frame off the desk.

Mugen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?!

Our Hero:HAH!, I DON'T CARE!

Mugen: YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS A SANDWICH WITH THE FINEST PROSCIUTTO AGED FOR 36 MONTHS IMPORTED OVER FROM PARMA

Our Hero: HAH!

Our Hero rises from his desk and begins to do the NAENAE, as if he just scored 4 touchdowns in a single game! Mugen is not amused!

Mugen: ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHEESE WAS BUFFALO MOZZARELLA IMPORTED FROM ROMA SLATHERED WITH SOME GARLIC LEMON AIOLI MADE BY YOURS TRULY. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WOULD COST IN A RESTAURANT?

Our Hero: I DON'T CARE, STUPID!

Our Hero Continues to dance, now he hits it throwback style and starts to do the butterfly, much to the disgust of Mugen who continues to yell!

Mugen: IT WOULD COST AT LEAST $350 YOU STUPID IDIOT.

Our Hero: WELL, GOOD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

Our Hero now does the Harlem Shake!

In a rage, Mugen grabs Sensation's newest coffee mug (#1 CEO OF E-WRESTLING) to replace the one that was smashed last week and glares at Sensation.

Our Hero: Don't you do it.

Mugen: You made me.

Mugen throws the mug at the wall and watches it smash into pieces.

Mugen: Why don't you put it back together you FOO!

Mugen starts laughing as he does the Dougie! out of the office. The camera zooms towards a fuming Sensation. Then pans to the floor which looks like a war between Coffee Mugs, and Sandwiches took place!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Those two...I can't!
	But......that sandwich....why!!!!