Outside the arena a storm is forming in the distance, but it is nothing in comparison to the storm that is brewing in the arena. The crowd is satisfied by another solid match on Riot, and lately that seems to be the status quo. After the crowd simmers down a bit the lights in the arena go blood red and that all too familiar phrase blares throughout the arena!

Nathan takes a mic from the random tech outside the ring and takes a breath in while studying the crowd. The boos from the grown men and little boys conflict with the cheers from the women in the audience. Nathan looks at Kass and eyes him up and down, he then does the same to Tre. They both hold up their titles and clink them together. The crowd boos even louder. Nathan finally takes his moment…

Nathan Carter: “Let us all just pause and take this in. Here stands before you the apotheosis of OCW! Past! Present, and FUTURE!”

The crowd boos!

Nathan Carter: “Tre Golden, the OCW Hardcore Champion! And Kassidy Hayes, the rightful OCW TURMOIL WORLD CHAMPION!”

More boos drown out the smacks of the high fives each Wolf is giving each other.

Nathan Carter: “And you of course have Xander Rane and myself!”

Before the crowd can boo, Nathan continues.

Nathan Carter: “We are Ragnarok! And we are the very reason that OCW is what it IS right now. Not C4, not your World Champion Sean McGee,no one, but us! The fact is and will always remain; we are OCW. And no matter how many hasbeens take up quality Riot airtime by returning for their Lution run....”

More boos, this time a little more personal as the crowd knows Ragnarok is showing nothing but disrespect.

Nathan Carter: “Don’t fret, come the first Pay Per View after Wrestlution 10 they will all be gone.

Nathan Carter: You can take my word for it. Speaking of taking my word for it. YSL!

Nathan Carter: Tonight, for some odd reason, you get a rematch against me. Last time I beat you in five minutes, I truly hope you have gotten your Dookie shoes together since then.”

Nathan Carter: “Tonight Ragnarok will show the world, AGAIN, that we are the Elite. That we are the ones who YOU do not mess with.

Nathan Carter: And when you hear our war cry, you know that your time is limited. It started with the Hardcore Championship, and then the Turmoil Championship, and it will NOT end until every member of Ragnarok has all the Gold!”

The crowd boos at the thought of such a thing. Both Kassidy and Tre adjust their titles over their shoulders.

Nathan Carter: “Now, some of you have noticed that we are down one Wolf at this moment. Let me assure you that Xander Rane is… in the building. And! He isn’t out here for a reason.”

The crowd is confused. A silence falls upon them, and Carter wastes no time.

Nathan Carter: “And that reason.. Will be revealed in due time.”

Dissapointment from the capacity crowd. Nathan giggles.

Nathan Carter: “Quiet, Pukes! I swear you whine more than the Turmoil Locker Room!”

The crowd gives a huge “OOOOOOH!” Nathan smirks, knowing damn well that the crowd loves it when cross promotion occurs.

Nathan Carter: “I’d be angry too, if the hottest goddamn commodity in OCW came and stole the most prestigious prize on your barely mediocre show.”

Before the crowd can react, Nathan jumps right back in, not letting up.

Nathan Carter: “For you internet marks that bitch about Kassidy not being relevant on Turmoil, you clearly forgot how he was robbed out of it in the first place.

Nathan Carter: Losing to a drugged out Never-Will-Be, said match should have never been conceived! The fact that the sub par management on that show allowed that fiasco, really upset us Wolves.”

All members hold their heads down in a moment of silence. Nathan continues to speak after a moment, but does not raise his head.

Nathan Carter: “But **** us right? After that happened, Turmoil spun out of control! Meanwhile, The Pack keeps hunting! And all the while, we get what we want! Why? As a group we are unstoppable. And no amount of Parkers…

Audience pops!

Nathan Carter: “The Steves…”

The crowd cheers again!

Nathan Carter: “Or Majins!”

The excited crowd bursts into an absolute mention of his name! Nathan rolls his eyes in disgust. He honestly can’t believe people buy into it.

Nathan Carter: “S’ok. The Pleasure Palace has tons of room. We don’t really accommodate the elderly.”

The crowd finally laughs.

Nathan Carter: “Playtime is over. It’s time we stop the talk and move forward. WrestLUTION is coming soon, and tonight we, Ragnarok will be taking the next step to cement our names in OCW History! Starting with WrestLUTION! And it begins NOW! ”

The Ragnarok music hits and they leave.

The following was pre-recorded

We turn to a jungle somewhere far from New York. The lush trees swing, several wildlife frolick freely, and the sun shines. Some bushes are seen rumbling in the distance.

The camera closes in on the bush, and two figures are seen coming out of the bush: Our resident animal hunter Drago Cesar and his recently added comrade, Bubba The Lion. Drago drops to one knee and talks to Bubba.

Drago Cesar: Remember why we are here; we hunt one of rarest animal in planet Earth! The Pygmy Three-Toed Sloth might have very difficulty time with surviving in wild, but do not underestimate it.

Drago sticks his hand out and points at his nails.

Drago Cesar: It has very long, sharp nail! So don't let it scratch you! Oh, it is also critically endangered species! So don't eat it!

Bubba growls in reluctance.

Drago Cesar: You just ate little while ago!

Bubba lays on the ground and growls again.

Drago Cesar: Fine! I'll get you some Taco Bell or something when this is over. Come on.

Bubba's spirits are lifted as he gets up and follows Drago. Drago slowly walks through the bushes, looking up at the trees.

He walks as the birds chirp and he suddenly stops. Bubba looks up with Drago to find the target; The Pygmy Three-Toed Sloth! The Sloth is high up on a tree branch, looking rather content. Drago turns to Bubba.

Drago Cesar: You try to make it distraction! Roar at him or something. I will find way to get to him.....

Drago runs off as Bubba walks over to the tree where the sloth is located. He starts smacking the tree around and roaring, grabbing the attention of the sloth.

Meanwhile, Drago locates a tree and starts to climb it. He slowly climbs the large tree, almost losing his grip a few times.

He finally spots a tree branch that's levelled slightly above the sloth. However, blocking his way is a young monkey.

Drago looks from side to side, wondering what to do. Perhaps reasoning with the monkey would work.

Drago Cesar: Uhh, excuse me, Mister Monkey, but I'm have business affair to do here. So how about you climb that other tree branch so I can pass through?

The monkey screeches and slaps Drago right in the face, causing him to almost lose his grip again.

Drago Cesar: I guess that is no.

Drago looks inside his vest to find a conveniently placed banana. He removes it and waves it to the monkey, who can't help but start screeching again at the sight of food.

Drago then throws the banana to a tree branch on a lower level, causing the monkey to launch itself to that tree branch, allowing Drago to climb onto the higher levelled tree branch.

He spots the sloth still being distracted by Bubba, who is jumping onto the tree in an attempt to climb it.

The sloth's attention is clearly not on Drago at this point, and it is here where the hunter is about to jump to the branch the sloth is on when........

??? : RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

Drago turns round just intime to receive a coconut square to the face , he yelps in pain and falls from the tree , bumping and crashing through the branches , and scaring off the monkey as he falls, landing on the ground with a hard thud.

Gathering his senses , he spots Crossbones crouched on a rock , in his right hand he is swirling a piece of rope around, wit ha coconut attached to one end of it ,preparing to hurl it up into the trees.

Drago : STOP!!! What the hell you doing? How you get here Camel bones?

Crossbones : I've been tracking ye for 3 days Quint , and your ugly mug just got in the way of me lunch!

Drago : Imbecile...You can't eat the Pygmy Three-toed Sloth! It an endangered animal!

Crossbones : I do want I want Quint , ole Crossbones has no master , I take what I want, I give nothing back.

Drago is still nursing his face from where he was smacked by the coconut, and is in no mood to deal with Crossbones shenanigans.

Drago : What do you want?

Crossbones : 3 days I been tracking ye Quint, 3 days...me dogs are barking , and I be a bit pear.

Drago : Pear?

Crossbones : Aye , pear, I be pear halved....starved.....hungry Quint, I be hungry , and me dogs be barking.

Drago : Dogs? You brought dogs with you?

Crossbones : What? No...me feet be hurting , what is wrong with you man, the Queens tongue, does ye not speak it?

Drago : WHAT DO YOU WANT MAN????

Crossbones : Come Quint, walk with me.

He motions Drago over to him , slowly and reluctantly , Drago walks over to him , and both men begin to walk , Drago seemingly forgetting that Bubba is still up a tree waving his arms like a maniac.

After about 30 minutes of walking , they come upon a clearing next to the river, there is an old sloop style boat anchored next to the shore , with 1 main mast hanging 2 rolled up white sails, and the black flag of The Crew flapping in the wind from a flagpole extended off the back deck.

Drago : You actually have a ship?

Crossbones : What? Of course I do , this isn't a Disney move Quint , I be a real pirate of the caribbean....T.o.P(Theatre of Pain, Legendary Stable)had a jet, I can have a ship!

Drago : BOULSHEET!

Crossbones : This be me pride and joy , welcome aboard The Hound's Tooth.

Both men walk aboard and Drago follows Crossbones below deck , the both sit at a small round table, Crossbones places a bottle of rum on the table, along with 2 shit glasses.

Crossbones : Drink with me Quint.

He fills their glasses with rum and slides a glass over to Drago , both men down them in one , and this goes on for a while.

After about 30 minutes of drinking and idle chit chat , both men are slightly worse for wear.

Drago : [hic] The Camel Bones [hic]...You still not told me why you here?

Crossbones : Sing with..[hic]...me Quint, sing.

He slams his empty glass down on the table and begins to sing...

Suddenly Drago runs outside looking as if he is sick, leaning over the side.

Crossbones awkwardly stumbles after him , and pushes him overboard , with a splash Drago lands headfirst in the water, and drunkenly splashes his way back to the surface.

Drago [spluttering] : Camel bones.....you son of de betch.......WHY YOU DO DIS???

Crossbones is busy retracting the anchor , once it's on deck he cuts the rope holding the sails aloft and they unravel , catching the wind the ship slowly begins to move away from Drago.

Crossbones : I came out here Quint , to let ye know , [hic]...that we have an accord...ye want the Mask of Bones...then ye better be prepared te get wet!

He tosses a life ring overboard in Drago's direction , Drago flails around in the water and clambers over and grabs hold of the ring.

Drago : CAMEL BONES!! THIS IS NOT THE END! CAMEL BONES!

Crossbones leans over the side and releases a small piece of paper , it drops down into the water and Drago scrambles over to get it, upon retrieval he opens it up and there is just a black ink spot in the centre of the page.

As the ship sails off into the distance, Crossbones tips his head towards Drago.

Crossbones : Farewell and ado me fair spanish lady....

The scene ends with Drago still in the water, kicking desperately for the shore shouting for Bubba at the top of his lungs.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	That Crossbones is a jerk!
	Arrrrgh you ain't be about that Pirate Life, B!

We pan to the inside of a gym, not "Sam's Gym" but an annex of the Pine Dojo here in the states. It doesn't have the top notch equipment or trainers, yet it's a Pine Dojo nonetheless.

Opened by Mugen a few years back, the sister of the legendary Bill Pine, Amazing Pine is sparring inside one of the training rings.

We hear a door slam and everyone in the gym stops what their doing at stares at who just entered the dojo.

Big Bertha Stigglitz, the Bombshell Killer stands there looking unimpressed. With all eyes on her she approaches the ring Amazing Pine is training at.

It's dead silent except for a large HDTV playing the Strong Women's Contest on full blast. Before anyone can react, Bertha slides into the ring and delivers a perfectly executed German suplex to Pine's sparring partner.

Amazing Pine: Well that was impressive, not Pinepressive, but impressive.

Amazing Pine smiles then picks up her sparring partner with a deadlift and executes a sloppy looking gutwrench.

Bertha is not impressed, she picks up the nearly dead woman and executes a powerful deadlift powerbomb in response.

This goes on for a few minutes or so before a older woman who looks like Tobin's Sam but with saggy breasts. Let's call her Samantha steps between the two behemoths.

Samantha: May I make a suggestion?

She points to the Strong Woman Contest happening on the television then points to Bertha and Pine.

Samantha: A Strong Women Challenge.

Both Amazing Pine and Big Bertha stare each other down then both nod in synchronized agreement as we fade to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Will we have bear lifts?
	I love a stronk woman!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

Judas stands in the ring and requests a microphone as the crowd starts up chants to "Bring back the EX" Judas plays the crowd until he gets his microphone.

Judas: I'll be quick and shot tonight.

Judas: I came back to OCW two weeks ago and I asked for OCW to unleash the EX... we want high flying, fast moving, exciting wrestling.

Judas: I'm pretty sure that what we saw last week was the return of the dinosaur era.

Judas: I'm pretty sure I saw (and I can't make this up) the main event talent from Wrestlution 2 and 3 come back to the ring and act like they were actually going to dust off the old boot straps and get back into the ring.

Judas: Which is fine, but what isn't fine is that there is an EX division title that hasn't seen the light of day in months.

Judas: So let's have a conversation... and even better let's issue a challenge.

Judas chants kick up as he paces the ring ready to make a statement that will hopefully rejuvenate the EX division.

Judas: Next week I'm starting the Judas Hallows invitational Ex division challenge.

Judas: Where every week there will be at least one Extreme OCW match. I will fight anyone who is extreme and it will be a show stealing, high flying, high octane few minutes of entertainment.

Judas: I win some, I'll lose some. But you the OCW atmosphere will win every single week!!!

Judas hops out of the ring to start walking up the ramp he then hops into a handstand and makes his way up the ramp to a cheering crowd and he prepares to Wow the fans again with exciting EX division wrestling.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I know this isn't E-Fashion News but, Good lord! Also can he have a challenge?
	Hey if we had Cocaine on the show last week, I think Judas holding an open challenge is the least of our concerns! And now Because Xander Rane has been kidnapped by the homeless, Kass performs double duty, against 1 half of Rhyme Tyme!

Double Duty Edition
Buddy Burns vs Kassidy Hayes

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He didn't get all of it!
	He got most of it!

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