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The bells rings as Nathan rolls off Kwan Watts and both men get to their feet. Nathan breathes heavily as sweat drips off his nose and stings his eyes. He attempts to wipe it away but only manages to get a small amount of it.
“It looks delicious!” All the ladies agree in excitement! He signals for a microphone and when its brought to him he slowly talking as he is almost out of breath and talking down to a child.
Nathan Carter: “You are a very large…strong…thick…sweaty…HOT….MESS! Get out of my ring Watts!! Go do the KWAN in the locker room with everyone else who lost tonight. ”
Kwan smacks his lips and throws his arms in Carter’s direction before rolling out of the ring. Nathan looks on…
Nathan Carter: “See you in the shower.”
A moan from the crowd.
Nathan Carter: “THE BIG ONE is right around the corner, and I am done messing around with you pukes! Leonheart and Smythe!!!! Mark my words; you will enter The Pleasure Palace at Wrestlution 10! The biggest stag of them all and you’re going to be stepping in the ring with the HOTTEST!”
The crowd laughs at Nathan's slip up.
Nathan Carter: "You know damn well I said STAG on purpose. I throw a good Stag party, it only costs a BUCK TO GET IN!"
People actually laugh.
Nathan Carter: “Let's get sensual y'all. Leon, you are walking proof that IF there is a god, he has a sense of humor! You are considered a Legend around here, but to me you will always be the poor old man who's face I DROVE INTO A CHAIR!”
More loud boos toward Nathan, he shrugs.
Nathan Carter: “I don’t know about you though, Smythe. I eat alphabet soup and shit out smarter statements than you say most of the time. But I honestly don’t have the time, or the crayons to explain all of this to you so…”
The crowd boos loudly! Nathan looks around and takes a big breath…
Nathan Cartr: “My name is Nathan Carter, and this has been YOUR Pleasure!”
He drops the mic and leaves the ring. The crowd shows him disgust the entire way to the back, eventually they start doing the Kwan again!
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That guy will never not be creep tastic. |
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Good job accepting those with alternative lifestyles, what is this 1950? you FACIST! |
The weather has been spectaclular, perfect for a OCW Strongwoman's Competition. The duel between The Bombshell Killer Big Bertha Stigglitz and the Maiden Mauler Amazing Pine will conclude tonight before their high profile match on the Wrestlution 10 Pre-Show.
Samantha a trainer at the Pine Dojo is the official for the events which is being held in the large field outside the arena. There is a substantial crowd compared to the last 2 events, the trio stand amist the lights.
They are currently tied 1-1, both winning an event each. Unlike the previous events these will be filmed live underneath bright lights and cameras. Samantha stands between Pine and Bertha ready to start the events.
Samantha: Tonight's events will be the Pull and Squatting Events. We will begin with the Pulling event. Behind you are two HausofHoot.com Delivery Trucks with a harness for each competitor. Please strap into your harness.
Both strap in securely to their harnesses, Samatha checks them to make sure.
Samantha: The victor in this event will be the first one to cross the finish line with the front wheels of the truck. You will begin at the sound of the whistle. Are you ready?
Pine and Bertha both nod, Samantha blows her whistle. The two large women pull the trucks with all their might, Bertha gets out in a nice lead heading into the halfway mark, but Pine is showing steady progress.
Nearly 10 yards from the finish Pine is toe for toe with Bertha now. Bertha notices and decides to spit in the eye of Amazing Pine causing her to stutter step. Bertha then crosses the finish line with her truck.
Pine doesn't bother crossing the finish line, she removes her harness and rushes Bertha. Bertha gets out her harness in time to receive the charge, she delivers clubs to her back. The massive women tumble like two black bears fighting over territory.
Bertha somehow breaks away and picks up a weight used for the squatting event tossing it at a prone Pine. Pine rolls out the way, she grabs the camera from the nearest camera man and launches it at Bertha. Bertha ducks, the camera nearly decapitates a nearby fan. All chaos breaks loose.
People are screaming, heavy things are being thrown and people running for their lives. Finally OCW officials and HausofHoot.com employees bring order to the situation as we fade to a conveniently placed HausofHoot.com commercial.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Can Santa Clara handle Godzilla vs King Kong? |
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A, I don't think it can, and B, that feels really really racist! you FACIST! |

Crossbones vs Pugh
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I didn't see that coming! |
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I don't think anyone did! |
The scene cuts backstage and it's a basic scene. Leonheart and Smythe are standing facing each other. Two legends intertwined in history, that hate each other.
They both returned this season to make a mark on Wrestlution 10, they have already fought in the most dangerous match known to OCW. They were rudely interrupted by a new breed of OCW superstar one that doesn't respect prestige and legacy.
They both have accepted that this new threat needs to be wiped out. But you can tell from this very scene that they still hate each other, that they aren't finished, in fact they may be far from it.
But the legend is spoken of the unstoppable force that is Leonheart and Smythe. With Leonheart's actions last week there may be something brewing that OCW isn't ready for.
Smythe: "So me and you at Lution."
Leonheart: "Nope. It's you and me at Lution."
Smythe: "Did I not just say that?"
Leonheart: "Yeah, but you said it wrong. I'll be honest with you Smythe. I would rather tag with anyone else in that locker room but YOU at Wresleution! But here we are."
Smythe: "Leon I don't know if you notice this, but nobody likes you. Nobody at all!"
Leonheart looks at Smythe.
Leonheart: .......Kettle Meet Canadian Pot. What I should have said is I would rather go out by myself into a handicap match with these punks. You're right, I don't play well with others and especially not you."
Smythe: Correction Leon. These punks already know who I am. That's why they attacked you and not me. I'm here to help you at Wrestlution so tickets get sold and rookies get humbled. That's the only reason I'm here, you may end up in a strecher after the match, we both know I'll be fine with that.
Leonheart: "Let's just get one thing straight, I don't need your help or anyone else's help for that matter."
Smythe: "Leon this isn't the golden era anymore, you're not as good as you were back then. Even I am better than you now. Yes me. You need my help Leon otherwise these kids will finish you at Wrestlelution once and for all."
Leonheart sighs.
Leonheart: "I just can't."
Leonheart goes super silent.
Smythe: "Leon it's ok, you don't have IT anymore. Everyone knows that, you are out of shape and are falling apart. All you need to do is stick by me at Lution and everything will be alright."
Leonheart: "Like I told Tre earlier, maybe you two should watch my match tonight when me and Versus both show to the entire world that we never lost it. I am done talking, you want to be on my team? Fine. Just don't do anything stupid or get in my way because you of all people Smythe know exactly what i am capable off."
Leonheart pushes past Smythe and heads for the door. Smythe is not done.
Smythe: "Versus, what will that prove? He was too old the day I got here Leon... I have unfinished business with you. My business will be finishing you for good. You know you keep coming back after doing everything anyone can possibly do in OCW Leon??? It's because you can still walk. I'll be happy to fix that for you as soon as that bell rings and we've won!!!"
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Interesting development! |
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Those two will never officially be on the same page! |
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