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With Tre down, Xander is about to attempt another pin when Kassidy appears behind him and knocks him down with a steel chair! Judging by the dried blood on said chair, it's the very same one he'd dropped Kassidy's head on earlier tonight!
Seeing Tre about to get up with a look of confusion, Kassidy drops him with a chair shot too. Content with his work for the moment, he grabs a microphone and kneels down close to the two.
Kassidy: Like I said at Savage Lands, you're pathetic. Couldn't even keep me out cold for the whole night. Come to think of it........
Hayes picks Tre up and hits him with The Turn right onto the steel chair.
Kassidy: You too Tre.
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Is he mental! |
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Don't nobody win, B! |

K.D Angelo vs Buddy Burns
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Good heavens the elevation on that! |
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High as hell , B! |
???: He looks like…like if ZZ Top and a pack of Juggalos had an orgy, he’d be the unclaimed child that fell out one of their anuses....He looks like this!
Tiberius Octavian Dupree holds up a crudely drawn sketch of Dimsmore to some guy backstage.
Dupree: I need to find his weak point, the catalyst that will set him off so I can get what I want.
Some guy backstage: What is it that you want?!
Dupree: Like I’d tell you…you’re just some guy backstage. Just tell me if you’ve seen him before I savagely thrash you.
Some guy backstage: Trash me?
Dupree: Does it look like my name is Ryu Matsumoto, I said THRASH you…you titerus!
While this plays out there is a hooded figure watching from the shadows. He is seen talking to a communicator of some kind on his wrist.
Hooded Figure: I have eyes on the mark.
The camera returns to Tibby who threatens the guy backstage with a back hand before moving along. Flicking his Dragon’s Breath lighter with a ferocity of a certified savage he approaches Jim Black.
Dupree: Have you seen a clown wrapped in a sheet?! Jim….Jim answer me!
Catching the socially awkward Jim Black by surprise forcing him to nearly drop his soft drink.
Jim Black: What…what?
Dupree: Clown paint, white blanket, stupid beard, seen it?
Jim Black: I don’t think so, is this about Savage Lands? Are you looking for Dimsmore?
Dupree: Congratulations Jimbo you get a gold freaking star! Yes I’m looking for Dimsmore…or at least a way to break him. Have you witnessed anything that fits that criteria?
Jim Black: Can’t say that I have.
Tibby’s face turns up into a snarl. Jim flinches.
Dupree: You’re as useless as our world champion, get out my way.
Tibby shoves Jim Black aside, this time spilling his soft drink all over his shoes. Dupree moves through the hallway looking for anyone with a nappy beard. The camera pans back to reveal a everyday orderly talking into a wrist communicator.
Orderly: He just passed gorilla, I'm following him now.
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What the heck is that about! |
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All eyez on him! |

Tyler Rose vs Nathan Carter
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With pinpoint accuracy! |
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Like a sniper! |
The scene is set in a hallway backstage. We see Kwan Watts, in his mint green attire, drinking a cup of water. He drinks the last of it and throws it in the trash.
Kwan Watts: Oh man.....I needed that.
Meanwhile, the camera pans out to reveal the North American Champion, Drago Cesar and the Bubbas hiding out in a nearby corner.
Drago pulls out his bestiary from his vest pocket and thumbs through it to find the page on Kwan. Unfortunately, the entry for him is mostly blank; Drago's intel on him is quite limited.
Drago Cesar: This species is fascinate.....He is very big and strong but he can also use shapeshift powers to transform into Kwanback Gorilla???? This is not normal situation! Lucky for us, I have make new whistle just for him! It is his mating call, so he will be attract by it!
Drago looks down the corner and takes his newly built whistle and blows it......
Drago Cesar (with whistle): BBRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
From the other side of the hallway, we can see Kwan sharply turn his head toward that noise. He starts running over there at a quick pace as Drago scrambles to find a hiding spot.
Drago Cesar: Shet!
Drago jumps onto a nearby box, and then jumps to the ceiling, grabbing onto a light. Kwan looks at his surroundings and shakes his head.
Kwan Watts: Am I hearing things? Bruuh? Man, this is weird.
Drago can be seen holding on for his life. A drop of sweat forms on his forehead and is about to fall right on top of Kwan's head.
Drago tries to use his tongue to catch the drop, but it's simply not enough. The drop of sweat slams into Kwan's head and his eyes widen. He looks up to find our resident animal hunter.
Kwan Watts: You gotta be kidding me, Bruh! What the hell are you doing up there?
Drago Cesar: Uhh......I'm here to simply.....observe?
With that, Drago's hand slips and he crashes onto the floor. Kwan sighs and helps him up.
Kwan Watts: Listen bruh, you are something else. I mean, you hunt people around here, you dead ass?
Drago looks confused.
Drago Cesar: Why do you talk about my ass like this?
Kwan Watts: No no no no no, bruh what I meant was....
Drago Cesar: Please do not talk about my ass anymore. Is very sensitive topic.
Kwan throws his hands up in frustration.
Kwan Watts: Whatever! Bruh, Anyways, I just wanted to wish you good luck tonight....I think you're gonna need it!
Drago Cesar: Yeah.....you too.
Drago walks off as Kwan shrugs. The feed fades to black.
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The Worlds Greatest Hunter, and The Worlds Brightest Wrestler Collide Tonight! |
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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH |
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