KING OF OCW QUALIFIER!
A.C Cobra vs Xander Rane

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He done did it!
	I don't belive it!

We turn to the backstage hallway, where we see our fellow rocknrolla Flynn playing some riffs. All seems to be going as normal until one Anthony Baker steps into the picture. Flynn notices him and tilts his head upward. Baker's face says it all; he's absolutely disgusted.

Anthony Baker: DAD?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??? HELLO?!

Flynn stops playing his guitar and looks at him in utter confusion.

Anthony Baker: All right, all right, maybe I was a little too confrontational there. But let's be honest dad. Rock n' roll died in like the.......

Baker pauses to think for a moment, shaking his head and trying to think of a time period.

Anthony Baker: I don't know, the 1780s or something! Who cares?

Flynn: You f****** kidding me, lad? One, I ain't yer father, and two, whoever said rock n' roll was actually dead? I'm still keeping it going even if nobody else is!

Anthony Baker: I did! So do us all a favor, why don't you stop trying to be a cool dad and start getting with the damn times! Because personally, I have had it up to here with your GODAWFUL music! I mean, who taught you how to play that guitar? A freaking goldfish?MY GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!

Flynn: You probably can't even play a guitar to save your life!

Anthony Baker: OH YEAH?

Flynn stands up and is face to face with Baker. He shoves the guitar in his chest.

Flynn: Yeah.

Baker takes the guitar and starts to play a cacophony of sounds; riffs so bad they make the ears bleed. It doesn't help that he's singing some asinine lyrics as well. Flynn covers his ears.

Anthony Baker: MY DAD PLAYS SOME S***** ROCK N ROLL BECAUSE HE SUCKS.......I CAN TOTALLY PLAY A GUITAR BETTER THAN HIM, I DON'T GIVE TWO *****!!!!! HELLO?!??!?!?!

Flynn tries to take the guitar from Baker's hands, but instead he shoves him out of the way.

Anthony Baker: IT'S BAKING TIME!!!!!

Having said this, Baker then smashes the guitar on the ground repeatedly until it is nothing more than a bunch of pieces. Flynn's eyes light up in rage as he runs towards Baker and starts throwing right hands at his direction.

Baker looks to be in deep trouble when he suddenly turns the tide by kneeing Flynn right in the stones. The rocker drops to the ground as Baker laughs maniacally.

Anthony Baker: Ha! Guess you won't be singing anymore songs....BITCH!

Baker walks backwards with his arms extended. Flynn notices the fretboard on the ground and tosses it at Baker's legs. It catches him in the kneecap and he too drops to the floor, clutching his knee.

Flynn: You owe me a new guitar you runt!

Anthony Baker: The only thing I owe you is a trip to the hospital, because you're a poor excuse for a father!

Flynn: You're not my son for God's sake!

Anthony Baker: SHUT UP DAD!

Baker crawls away as Flynn struggles to make it to his feet. He shakes his head and leaves as the segment fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh for the love of Pete's sake! Is this an Apatow movie!
	MAYBE!

KING OF OCW QUALIFIER!
Kwan Watts vs Dennis Black

The camera pans to the announce team.

	We got another one!
	What POWER!!!

We turn to the inside of Drago's dojo in the middle of the day. Our North American Champion is cleaning up some of the equipment while the Bubbas are playing hide and seek; Bubba has his head in a lamp while Baby Bubba is walking right past him, but not recognizing him.

The sound of the front door opening is heard and Drago turns his attention to the figure standing there; a middle-aged woman who is clearly stressed out judging from the rapid fumbling of her fingers and her inability to stay still. She walks up to the resident animal hunter.

Woman: You-You're the animal hunter guy, right?

Drago slowly nods.

Woman: You have to help! There's this.....beast that's terrorizing our town!

Drago Cesar: What you mean?

Woman: It's somehow sneaking into our houses and eating our food! My kid was up at 2 in the morning the other night and saw its blood red eyes! The neighbors can't stand it either, the whole thing is a mess!

Drago Cesar: How you describe this animal?

Woman: The times that I've seen it, it was very dark......But it was a very small creature. I think it was called something like a...chupa.....

Drago's eyes widen.

Drago Cesar: A chupacabra????

The woman nods, tears forming in her eyes. She grabs Drago by the shoulders.

Woman: You have to help us, none of us have slept in days! I have money!

Drago looks down and thinks. He looks back at the Bubbas and then to the woman.

Drago Cesar: I'm don't need money. But I will help you. Process of capturing this beast will probably take some time. I'm need to make it preparation and find out exactly where it like to go.

The woman breathes a sigh of relief and hands Drago a small piece of paper with the address.

Woman: Thank you so much! You have no idea how much.....

Drago slowly has the woman lower her hands from his shoulders.

Drago Cesar: We be there in next couple of day. In meantime, make sure to lock all door and window.

Drago motions to the Bubbas.

Drago Cesar: Listen! We have very important hunt to do! It involve mythical beast known as Chupacabra! You ready for adventure???

The Bubbas roar in approval as Drago smiles.

Drago Cesar: The hunt begins!

The feed fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	THE HUNT BEGINS AGAIN!!!!
	.....

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