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The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
The Crowd roars in approval!,the 'smart' fans start a "We Want Jimmy Chant" while the other 'smart' fans chant WHITE CHOCOLATE! The children in the crowd don't get what is going on.
The Smythe fans in the crowd boo all 7 of them, having never watched Turmoil, many of them don't know who is in the disguise, Yet even still a good many do know about the man who fell right out of the Indies and into our hearts!
Jimmy looks at the capacity crowd and smiles!
Jimmy Henry: So this is new.....
The Crowd Laughs as Jimmy looks at this GREATly inspired ensemble!
Jimmy Henry: Well I......
The crowd begins to chant J-D-W, J-D-W, J-D-W! Jimmy smiles shrugs his shoulders and goes with the flow!
As JDW begins to speak, his Scottish accent flares up and the crowd goes wild!
JDW: How does it feel to be in the presence of a Legend?
Some of the crowd laughs at this obvious jibe.
JDW: I woke up this morning and I thought, you know what, I think I will show up for work today!
JDW: And here I am, gracing my millions and billions of fans with my appearance on non pay-per-view TV.
JDW: You should feel privileged, but you deserve it, for making me the most popular wrestler in sports entertainment.
The crowd starts to laugh, which turns into pantomine boos.
JDW: Anyway, I'm not here to talk about how great I am, you already know that. I'm here to talk about what isn't great.
JDW: What isn't great, is the amount of rookies trying to take over OCW, and change the way we do things around here. Yeah, I'm talking about you Damon Black!
The crowd is confused, where did this come from? What is he talking about? It doesn't make sense.
JDW: You come over to Riot, waving your Turmoil belt around and your Turmoil crown. That stuff don't mean nothing round here.
JDW: You out here doing a promo every night, and then on Turmoil as well. THATS NOT GREAT!
JDW: You're making us look lazy! You are going to start planting seeds in Mugen's head that we should all have to work for our money!!!!
JDW: I am not prepared to start doing that, I've been coasting by for years. I'ma motha-flipping-maple-syrup-sipping-legend!!! I MAIN EVENTED not 1 but 2 Wrestlutions!!!!
JDW: Just showing up and addressing my zillions of fans & occasionally losing to Leon is all that I am prepared to do for my wages!
Some of the crowd pop at the mention of Leon, some laugh for Jimmy mocking Smythe's entitled nature, and the rest of the crowd haven't a clue what's going on.
JDW: So Damon,err Derrick..?Douglas? DANNY, DENNIS!!!!, calm down or I will have to slap the black off your ass till they be calling you Daryl White!
JDW: In fact, Imma slap all the colour out your cheeks. You will be known as Dante Transparent when I'm done with you!
A bigger portion of the crowd laughs this time.
JDW: That brings me on to another colour of the rookie rainbow, the golden boy Tre Golden.
JDW: You should be going by the name Tre Transparent, after the whipping I gave you at King of OCW. And after the match you had the cheek to put me through a table!
The crowd cheers at this delightful memory.
JDW: I must say, Tre, that was the most hardcore & entertaining thing you have done in your whole OCW career. People were more interested in that, than every minute of your Hardcore Title reign combined.
The pantomine "oooohhhss" from even more of the crowd turn to cheers & laughs, because he does have a point.
JDW: Ever since you got here, I've heard, oh this kid got some moves. He's ex-amateur wrestler, he's ex-MMA. Ha!
JDW: Please! Just like every other rookie in OCW, you got the silliest moves out. You know who doesn't do silly moves? Me!
JDW: Have you seen my repertoire of moves, it's great! Flapjacks & body splashes!
The majority of the fans are now laughing & cheering, except the minority of genuine Smythe fans - they are not impressed. The kids in the crowd still don't get what's going on.
JDW: I will leave all you rookies, with this:
Cut the crap, or your OCW careers will soon be like me: SO OVER!
JDW leaves the ring to a mixture of cheers & boos.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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The cameras are rolling again at The Purge compound in Prague. We see Mugen dragging the unconscious body of Versus into the white walled room again.
Mugen: Jesus christ, what is in your freaking diet these days..........potato chips and rocks? You are so freaking heavy.
As Mugen gets closer to the Cube he just let's go of Versus and takes a step back to survey the damage.
As he wipes the sweat off of his forehead he walks over to the workbench to get a drink from his mug that says "#1 Overlord".
He finishes whats left of some vodka and orange juice and walks towards the lifeless body of Versus.
Mugen: I told you it would be hazardous to your health buddy. Now if you will excuse me, I need to fix myself another drink.
Mugen is seen walking off camera through the hidden side door that was used earlier. All of a sudden, Versus pops up from his lifeless state and looks around bewildered.
Versus looks at Mr. Sensation still in the Cube and starts tapping on the glass. Our Hero looks up from his cot and notices his friend Versus. Versus puts a finger up to his mouth, signaling for Our Hero to keep quiet while he figures a way to get him out.
Versus runs over to the computer and looks at it completely confused. He pokes at it and then he looks back at his friend inside the Cube who tells him to hit a certain button. Versus looks back down at the keyboard.
Versus: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........whoknowsmaybe..........di sssss button works.
Versus hits something on the keyboard and the lights on the Cube start to flash repeatedly. Our Hero is in the Cube waving his hands telling him to cut it out before Mugen notices.
Versus turns around and hits the ESCAPE button but nothing happens. He then hits DELETE. In the Cube, we see Our Hero feel an electric shocks as a result of the DELETE button.
He tries to yell but Versus hits the DELETE button again sending another shock. Then again and again until Our Hero is on the floor in agony.
Versus: I'msssss hesslping!!!!!!!!!
Our Hero: STOP HELPING!!!!
Versus: Donut.................................. worrsy!
Frustrated and still affected by the horse tranquilizer from earlier, Versus starts hitting all the keys on the keyboard and we see Our Hero pop up immediately to his feet looking emotionless as ever.
Versus continues to slam his fists on the keyboard and finally one of the glass panels on the Cube begin to slide to the side.
Versus: I did it! I rule the machines!
Excited, Versus runs over to the door to welcome his friend who he has now rescued. He holds his arms out awaiting a hug but instead.........Our Hero shoulder tackles Versus to the floor sending him flying across the room.
Our Hero runs to main door and begins to punch the lock repeatedly. The lock finally gives and Our Hero is able to pry the door open.
Versus is recovering slowly from the strike and looks up to see Our Hero running up the stairs and presumably outside of the warehouse.
At this moment, we see Mugen walking in from the side door whistling to himself. His whistling stops as he notices the opened Cube and Versus on the floor nearby.
Mugen: AW SONOFA........VERSUS!
Versus: Yuh?????
Mugen: WHAT DID YOU DO?! DID YOU LET THE ANIMAL OUT?!
Versus: Yuhhhhh
Versus falls back to the floor asleep.
Mugen: SH** SH**. I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINALLY REBUILDING HIM. AGHHH
Mugen runs over to the workbench and grabs his phone. As he looks for a contact he also grabs his jacket and runs towards the exit.
Mugen: CODE BLACK. CODE BLACK. SENSATION IS ON THE LOOSE SOMEWHERE!
Mugen is seen running out of the room. The cameras are still rolling as we see Versus still on the floor. All of a sudden, a loud crash comes from the ceiling and we see two ropes drop from somewhere. We see Birdie and Ed and slide down to the now destroyed Purge compound!!
Ed: Friend! We've come to rescue you! We have Russian Vodka!
Birdie: Are we too late?! Where's Sensation?!
The scene fades away as Birdie and Ed tend to Versus.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!! |
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OH NOOOO!!!!! |
The Camera Pans To The Parking Lot, we see Smythe Shouting at the top of his lungs looking for Jimmy Henry! We see Turmoils #1 Underdog quickly running into his rental car as Smythe gives chase!!!
Smythe: You walking nothing!
Jimmy Henry: THIS IS TURRRRRRRRRMOOOOOILLL!!!
Jimmy Honks Twice!
Smythe quickly smashes the rear headlight with a bat as Jimmy peels off. The sound of aluminum bat rolling along the parking lot floor echos as Smythe heads back to his personal lockeroom!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Oh he mad! |
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Ya think! |


Drago Cesar *C* vs Paul Pugh *C*
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I CAN'T BELIVE IT!!! |
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WHAT! |
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