The Camera At Ringside!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What in the hale!
	I cant belive this!

Crossbones is woken by a jabbing pain in his side, he slowly opens one eye and Connie blurrily comes into focus, prodding at him with the toe of her boot, he gathers his senses and comes to realize that he has been woken, half in, half out of a make shift hammock hanging across the shutter hinges of the canteen area, preventing people from getting food, he is just in his underwear, his OCW Hardcore championship belt around his waist, with only 1 boot on, his face bandanna half pulled up, exposing part of his face on the right side, where a jagged, ugly scar can be seen running down below his cheek.

Crossbones [ a little startled] : JEYSUS woman!! Can't a man be gettin' a minutes peace?

Connie: A minute? All you have is peace...' Where is the rum?' ...'I'll do it tomorrow'...'That monkey is giving me the stink eye'.....What's happening to you captain?

Crossbones : What ye be yammering about woman?

Connie: This is the 2nd week in a row you haven't defended your title because you are in no fit state to compete!! Look at you, you're a mess, those pants are all moth eaten, and I'm pretty sure you have a giggle berry hanging out.

Crossbones re-adjusts himself.

Connie: What's the first thing you told me when I joined this now depleted crew?

Crossbones: Erm..I told ye there was no underwear at sea!!

A wry grin cracks across his face.

Connie: I almost fell for that too, pervert!!

Crossbones : Can't blame a man fer tryin'!

Connie: You told me the reason so many pirates lose their gold is lazyness, complacency..and look at you now, a half naked, drunken mess.

She boots away a couple of empty rum bottles piled on the floor beneath him.

Crossbones: Yer point being?

Connie: My point is they will strip you of your title if you miss another match, get your sh*t together!

Crossbones: OVER MY DEAD BODY!! They will have to pry her from me cold, dead hands!!

Connie: Actually, they can do it in about 6 words..next week, You vs Tre, no more rum from now until then.

Crossbones: WHAT?

Connie: Do you really want to go out like blackbeard?

Crossbones: Nobody wants to go out like Blackbeard.

Connie: Then it's time to start protecting what you have!!

Crossbones picks up a hald empty bottle he has been sat on and un-corks the top, he raises the bottle in the air.

Crossbones: Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women....

He takes a swig just before Connie snatches the bottle off him, she walks over and pours it down the sink as the scene fades with Crossbones stumbling backwards and falling from the hammock to the floor.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	ARRRRGGG the comeback of the CENTURY!!!!
	We shall see!

30 minutes later.....

Flynn is sitting outside of the bathroom staring off into space. The bathroom door swings open to find Anthony Baker looking at Flynn in disbelief.

Anthony Baker: Dad!

Flynn seems unresponsive.

Anthony Baker: YOU JUST TOOK A DOOKIE IN THE URINAL! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!

Flynn sighs as Baker walks away in disgust. A member of staff is about to enter the restroom when Flynn raises his hand.

Flynn: Please.....don't go in there.

The person stops and starts walking away. We see Matt Sheldon off in the distance giggling like a madman as the scene fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	JESUS
	This Show is the ####s

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	This is gonna be fire!
	You right FAM!

Tiberius Octavian Dupree is in a conundrum. If he lets Number 2 off his leash he may do something even dumber than kidnapping Lacy Love for his approval. On the other hand if this overgrown breasticle stays in his presence much longer he's going to lose his freaking mind.

Tibby and Deuce are backstage acting as if they didn't have a woman tied to a chair for nearly a week. Dupree was trying to just wash himself free of the whole ordeal, but Deuce insists on apologizing and continuously re-telling the story.

Number 2: Mister, mister I'm so sorry I let her get away. I was eating a healthy meal...to keep my energy up ya know like I was taught.

Deuce actually pulls out a half eaten mini burger wrapped in a napkin and pops it in his mouth like a breath mint. (Which is what he really needs instead.)

Number 2: Next...next thing I know she's seducing me with a sexy snake dance....Mister you gotta believe me... like them ninjas with bells on they belly buttons.

Deuce begins to wiggle his hips trying to mimic a belly dancer. He's got the belly part, the dancing not so much.

Number 2: I was hypnotized Mister, then...then I felt a pain in my man can... then then nothing. And that's when you found me...you gotta believe me mister I'm so sorry.

Dupree just sighs, he finally stops playing Bubbamon Go and looks Deuce square in the eyes.

Dupree: First of all I found you laying in a pile of White Castle wrappers holding your mangina crying like a bitch. I also have surveillance from every angle imaginable in my Sanctuary, so I saw exactly what happened, from beginning to end.

Dupree gets up from his seat and begins pushing Deuce until his fat back is plush with a wall.

Dupree: You've invaded my freaking life jeopardize my career, you disturbed my home and now you have the nerve to repeatedly lie to my face!

Dupree: And for what... just for an opportunity to succeed, is that right!!?

Dupree: Is that freaking right!?

Deuce doesn't know how to handle this so he does what any reasonable man would do, he nods in agreement. Tibby cracks a demented half smile.

Dupree: Now that's Ambition...Wooooooooo!!!

He gives Deuce a few friendly pats on the cheek like a mob boss pleased with his muscle.

Dupree: We have work to do.

The camera fades as Tibby storms off the scene with Deuce stumbling to catch up.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Did...did they just become best friends?
	YUP!!!!

SAVAGE U vs DRAGO CESAR

The camera pans to the announce team.

	WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	GYAH GYAH GYAH GYAH!!!

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