We fade into the outside of OCW HQ. Johnny and the Bubbas are positioned outside in their jeep. Meanwhile, Drago is just outside the building, wondering how to approach things.
Johnny Law: (through headset) Now I know this might sound dumb, but I think the front door may be the best option.
Drago Cesar: What? Why?
Johnny Law: Turns out the boss is having a group meeting with his posse in just a few minutes. If you go there, make yourself look inconspicuous, you'll be able to make your way through the office no problem.
Drago shrugs and goes through the front door. The lady at the reception desk recognizes the uniform and points to the elevator at the end of the hall.
Receptionist: Bottom floor, sir.
Drago waves and heads to the elevator. He goes inside and descends to the bottom-most floor. When the doors open he finds a handful of ninjas standing in a straight line as Mugenta, in his dinner jacket, walks around. He points to his imaginary watch.
Mugen (sarcastically): Glad you could make it on time......Dummy! Get in line.
Drago gets in line with the other ninjas and looks at Mugen.
Mugen: I've gathered you all here tonight because apparently none of you can do your jobs like you're supposed to! I pay GOOD MONEY to try to ensure that you all get that idiot, STUPID STUPID STUPID, idiot Drago and deliver him to ME. Instead, what do I get? I get THIS!
Mugen motions toward the wall which allows a projector screen to descend. The screen lights up as we see Drago beating up the ninjas in the arcade. The footage stops and Mugen turns around, raising his arms as if he doesn't know what to say.
Mugen: W-What is the matter with you DUMMIES?!?!?! I ASK FOR EXCELLENCE AND I GET MEDIOCRITY.
???: Our Overlord!
Mugen turns toward one of the ninjas as he kneels to him.
Ninja: He was simply too strong for our small group! However, if you give us another chance, we will defeat him and bring him to you! We promise!
Mugen: For you.....there won't BE another chance!
Mugen roundhouse kicks the ninja in the head, lifts him up and hits the Imugenation onto a nearby wall, sending the ninja flying through it. The outline of the ninja's body can be seen on the wall. Mugen brushes himself off as he walks down the line of ninjas.
Mugen: You only have one more chance. If you don't find him.....Don't come back!
Mugen walks to the end of the line where our hunter is at. He looks Drago in his eyes, seeing through his soul. Drago stands as still as a rock.
Mugen: Hmm....Seems you have his eyes.......Hey kid, what's your name?
This was the last thing on Drago's mind. He needed something and he needed it fast.
Johnny Law: Uh...Dragon!
Drago grunts as if he doesn't approve of that name.
Johnny Law: It's so stupid it might just work!
Mugen: What, you don't have a na-
Drago Cesar: Draaaaaagon.
Mugen crosses his arms as he still stares into the hunter's eyes.
Mugen: Interesting name......What's with the red stuff on you?
Mugen points to a red spot on the uniform, a result of the fight that that particular ninja had with the champ.
Dragon: Fruit punch.
Mugen: You should clean yourself up. Dummy.
Mugen claps his hands once.
Mugen: You are all dismissed! Time for my lunch break. My chef has prepared for me a lavish FEAST of a foie gras stuffed wagyu beef burger. BE GONE MINIONS!
Mugen steps out of view of the camera as the ninjas start to leave as well. Dragon breathes a sigh of relief as he makes his way back to the elevator.
Johnny Law: That was way too close. We need to make our way to the top floor. There you'll find Mugen's office.
Dragon pushes the button to the highest floor. After a while, the elevator dings and he steps out into the hallway. He notices little in the way of security.
Johnny Law: Go to the end of the hallway and make a right. It should be the first door on your left.
Drago slowly makes his way there, looking side to side to make sure nobody's tailing him. He goes up to the door, which says
OUR OVERLORD
OCW LEGEND
VANQUISHER OF DUMMIES
PRETTY SWELL GUY
MESSIAH OF THE MULTIVERSE
MUGENTA
The champ quickly opens the door and closes it behind him, locking it. He takes his mask off and exhales deeply.
???: And look at what we have here!
The hunter sharply turns around to find Molly on the other side of the room, her hand over a big red button.
Molly: I'm glad you made it all the way over here! Saves us the trouble of finding you! I can't wait to see Mugen's face when I put you in that cube just like what happened to your STUPID Mr. Sensation! You've made the right choice, Drago. Now I just have to push this butto-
Molly is stopped by Drago. He starts performing those hand motions he practiced earlier.
Drago Cesar: Jin. Retsu.
Molly laughs.
Molly: You really think that's going to do anyth-
Drago Cesar: Zai. Zen!
The room is silent for a second or two. Molly bursts into laughter again.
Molly: You DUMMY!
Just then, one of the light bulbs on the top of the room pops, causing Molly to yelp and even takes Drago by surprise. Drago seizes the opportunity, removes a net from his pocket, and tosses it at Molly.
She struggles for all of two seconds before she passes out. Drago removes a conveniently placed sword from the top of a nearby shelf and unsheathes it. He smiles as he walks up to a portrait of the Mugenta Lisa, a very expensive painting.
The Mugenta Lisa is not simply a recreation of the Mona Lisa. In fact, its actually an image of Mugen sitting in a throne pointing outwards with his index finger on his left hand, a crown on his head and a gold chalice in his right hand.
This jewel encrusted chalice also features the word "LORD". The background is a perfect 1 to 1 replica of the Heavyarms Gundam from Gundam Wing (if you don't know what that is, shame on you).
Surrounding them, is an image of the Milky Way. What was he thinking when he had this commissioned? Nobody will know.
Drago, ever being the master critic of all things art, slashes it with his sword, shattering the glass behind it to pieces and ripping the portrait to shreds. He starts doing this with all the other belongings, trophies, etc. that are lying around in the CEO's room.
After he's had his fun, Drago then makes his way to the computer on the desk. He notices that the computer is already logged in to Mugen's email and sees something of interest.
Drago Cesar: Oh shet......Johnny, this is huge! I'm gonna forward everything to you.
Drago starts clicking around and forwarding as many emails as he can.
Johnny Law: What'd you find? Oh. Oh s***. OH S***!!!! Drago, this is serious stuff we have here!
Drago Cesar: That's what that son of beetch get.
Drago realizes that he's running out of time as Molly's phone starts to ring. He looks at it closer to see that Mugen's calling her.
Drago Cesar: That is all info I can send for now, have to get out of here!
Drago bolts for the door and opens it. He looks to his right to see some shadows walking. He hears Mugen's voice from far away.
Mugen: MOLLY! THE HELL'S GOING ON???
Drago looks to his left to find a laundry chute. He opens it up and shrugs before he throws himself in there. Mugen runs up to his office and notices the damage that's been done.
Mugen: No......Not the Mugenta Lisa......NO! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mugen screams as we cut to Drago going down the chute, screaming as well. After about half a minute of twists and turns, he's launched onto the bottom floor, into a bunch of dirty laundry.
He coughs as he rushes out of the building and makes his way back to the jeep on the other side of the street.
Drago Cesar: GO GO GO!!!
The jeep screeches as it speeds off into the street. The feed fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
HAHAHA GOOOOO DRAAAAAAAGO!!!
How dare you support vandalism!
The camera pans to the announce team.
So hyped!
You have no idea!
Previously Recorded!
The current mean girls of OCW decided catering just wasn't going to cut it. Instead, they decided to go out for a quick dinner at Rosa Mexicano, located not very far from the Manhattan Center.
Madison stares off into space, ignoring their servers inquiry about her choice of drink. Alex looks to the man and tells him Madison will have the same wine that she ordered. She then waits until the server leaves before kicking Madison under the table.
Madison: Hey!
Alex: My thoughts exactly. This was your idea. But you look miserable.
Madison rubbed her shin and looked around.
Madison: Sorry. It's just…
Alex: It’s just that he can run for days without getting tired. That he's marketable? Well spoken? Doesn't belong in a low budget rap video like half of Riot’s roster? The stresses of being Queen to the Dennis Black must be sooooooo hard.
Madison rolled her eyes.
Alex: Sorry, continue.
Madison: I'm losing him. I can slowly feel my hold over him slipping away. It's Malu, I tell you. Dennis loses his cool when it comes to Malu. He doesn't think things through. We’ve never had this problem with Trance, Abbot, none of them.
Madison: It's got me worried about Summercide. We game plan for everyone. But I've got nothing to prepared for Malu. He just wants to fight.
Alex leans in.
Alex: Maybe it's time to cut bait? There are tons of guys who need managers who can mold them. Honestly...I'm surprised you've had control this long without...certain things taking place. You had a good run, but every Queen must eventually fulfill her Queen like duties.
Madison: I'm being serious, here.
Alex: Sorry.
Madison: Anyway...he got released from the hospital Saturday morning and we haven't spoken since. No idea how we’re going to fair tonight against the pirate.
They stopped talking once their drinks were brought over.
Madison: You give the WORST advice, by the way. You ever have these problems with Leon?
Alex: He kicked a woman in the head. Granted, I pray for Paine to get hit by a car every morning. Speaking of women I want to see get hit by a car…
Madison: Our friend, Kat nip.
Alex nods.
Madison: Good news?
Alex: No partner found yet. This is going to be the most one sided tables match in the history of OCW. The fact that no one has stepped up to help her...that's power.
Madison: We’re feared.
Madison raises her glass.
Madison: A toast. To the end of Kat’s career.
Alex raises her glass and lightly taps it against Madison’s glass.
Alex: To the end of Kat’s career. And to our Queen. Long may she reign...
Madison: Long may she reign!
