The Xtron Flickers On!

As we fade back to the ring after a Summercide promo, which is this Sunday at 8pm est only on the OCW Network, you can hear the loud chorus of boos for the First Couple of The Purge, Dimsmore and Lacy in the ring.

Lacy has the mic in her hand awaiting her chance to get a word in. The OCW Universe isn’t cooperating at all. Two steps behind her is Dimsmore dressed in his cloak-like entrance attire with the hood up. His arms folded across his chest and is not amused by the crowd at all.

Lacy, with a very stank look on her face, slowly raises her hand in the air to now demand their attention.

Lacy: 1, 2, 3… Eyes on me!!!

The boos continue after that noneffective strategy.

Lacy: I said 1, 2, 3…. Eyes on me! That means you all need to shut it!!

She then starts to dart around the ring, calling out individual fans in the audience. Not enough time in the world to try and hush each and every person.

Lacy: 1, 2, 3…..

Crowd: 2, 3, 4… She’s a whore!!! 2, 3, 4… She’s a whore!!! 2, 3, 4… She’s a whore!!!

Lacy is going ballistic. Trying to do hand earmuffs but the Universe tonight is as raucous as ever. Lacy has a look like she is on the verge of giving up.

Lacy: Do you want us to leave??

Crowd: (In unison) YES!

Lacy: Do you want us to be gone from OCW for good?

Crowd: (In unison) YES!!!

Lacy: Would you prefer if I had a stroke and died?

Crowd: (In unison) YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

Lacy: Well none of that will ever happen. So just add all those things to the list of lifelong disappointments that you path.. path... path… worthless people will continue to face.

Lacy: MYYYYY Dimmy, Lord Mugenta and all of our Purge brethren are here to stay. And there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.

The chant quickly turns back to generic boos.

Lacy: So, on to more important matters. Summercide. Los Angeles. The City of Angels. La-La Land. The hottest party of the summer. Thanks to me of course. But our eyes are firmly set on the prize.

Lacy: And that prize is to rid OCW of that Canadian Drag-Queen once and for all. And sure, he got one over on us at KOCW. He got out of there within an inch of his life by countout. But I….

Lacy walks to the ropes facing the hard camera. She leans her off hand on the ropes and stares directly into the camera.

Lacy: I have come up with the ultimate way to destroy this mongrel. No easy way out, no escape. He will have no choice but to stand toe to toe with MYYYY Dimmy and take his whooping like the 12-year old pre-teen that he is.

Lacy: And that my friends is…. No DQ Falls Count Anywhere.

Lacy begins to revel in her idea. And is soaking in the crowds amped reaction.

Lacy: What an invent… invent… invent…. a genius idea that is huh?

Lacy: No more talking. No more shenan… shenan… No more monkey business. No place for Tibault to skate out and avoid another whoppin courtesy of MYYYY Dimmy. Soooo…

Lacy walks over and looks directly up to the entrance.

Lacy: So, bring your ass down here. Accept our challenge and prepare for the final dele… dele… dele… expurgation of Tibalt Dupuss….

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

Deuce hands Tibby a mic he just got from a stage hand. Tibby looks at the hard camera then looks at Lacy, then back at the hard camera, then back at Lacy.

Dupree: You can't SERIOUSLY be serious?

Tibby doesn't wait, he cracks his classic half smile after his opening line. Dimsmore uncrosses his arms to show he is holding The Book of Samson that he was reading last week.

Dupree: You remember when Dims used to get paid everytime someone said that? SERIOUSLY...SERIOUSLY....SERIOUSLY?!?!

Deuce chuckles, Lacy shows her irritation. Dimsmore remains stoic as usual, still clutching The Book of Samson.

Dupree: Oh....of course you don't remember. You weren't around then poisoning him with your venomous vagina and bad pronunciation.

Dupree: Sure he was a drunk titerus, now he's just a titerus with abnormal growth that smells like vagisil.

Deuce points at Lacy and laughs, she responds by making him flinch like a bully in line for lunch.

Dupree: Sorry I'm getting a bit off topic, what were you saying again? Yes...yes...you want your Dimmy poo to face me at Summercide.....ummmmm....

He looks to be putting serious thought into this, you can tell because he's cuffing his chin. The crowd begin "Yes" chants. Tibby hates yes chants.

Dupree: NO!

The crowd immediately boos, Lacy goes livid, Deuce takes a step back.

Lacy Love: What do you freaking mean no?!

Dupree: Calm yourself woman, let me explain why I won't be facing your beloved benedict at Summercide.

Dupree: I've already beaten Dimsmore at Summercide. Matter of fact I beat Dimsmore at my FIRST Summercide for my FIRST championship just to be clear. I also happen to be undefeated at Summercide, so my opponent should be someone worthy like a Nate Ortiz or a Donald Trump even, not some sycophant in a robe.

Everyone goes bonkers at the mention of a potential Dupree vs. Trump match at Summercide.

Dupree: More importantly I figured out that Dimsmore didn't abandon Ambition, but Ambition abandoned Dimsmore. Because Ambition is bigger than one person and definitely bigger than a half of person and his slag swipe excuse for a wife!

Lacy: How dare you?!?!

Tibby cuts his eyes at the unspoken Dimsmore, when he looks back at Lacy it's too late. She smacks him clean across the face. Tibby immediately returns the gesture with a hot ball of spit to hers.

In a single moment chaos has broken loose. Dimsmore rushes Dupree with the Book of Samson…

Smythe D. Wonder vs Ed Reed*

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I can't belive what I just saw!
	Holy cheese and crackers!

* A random car shows up in front of The Manhattan Center!*

* It wasn't a very nice car BTW , (By The Way)*

Ace Brooks: Yes years upon years I'm free from that death trap of a car.

Jon Brooks: It was only 3 hours Bro.

*Jon is the Brother of Ace*

Ace Brooks: Get a Fluffing AC in there. feels like hell's stove in there like holy dookieshoes why the fluffernutter is it so hot in ther--

Jon Brooks: Ashton chill out. you raging is not going to help anything Bro Bro.

Ace Brooks: Don't call me that my name Ace not Ash.

Jon Brooks: Whatever so where do we go.

Ace Brooks: He said three halls down and make a left. This is the place Now Jon open the door.

Jon Brooks: What !

Ace Brooks: Open the GODAMN door.

Jon Brooks: I'm the oldest so you do it.

Ace Brooks: Fine I'll do it Asshole.

*Ace opens the door*

Ace Brooks: Its him the man the myth the legend!!!!

The Brothers assume the person sitting at The Desk In Overlord Mugen's OFFICE, which is clearly marked OVERLORD MUGEN, ET AL, LLC INC! Is non other than Our Hero Mr.Sensation.

But as we know Our Hero Mr.Sensation is currently rampaging around the world, now free from Mugen's control. All the while his lovely assistant/bodyguard/lifemate is traversing the Globe in the now "STOLEN" T.O.P Jet in search of Our Hero.

Who is Out for revenge and hopped up on Mugenta Incorporated "Serum" which is pretty much, Just For Men, Faygo, Fen Fen, Rogaine, HGH, Rhyno Testosterone, a hint of lime, and Mugenta Dye #17.

Not Mr.Sensation: Come on I got dookieshoes to do, places to be. What can you bring to the table.

Ace Brooks: What can I bring oh man let me tell ya I can Bring so much to the table face me up against anyone. I bet I'll win .

Totally Not Mr.Sensation: I'll maybe find someone but don't get your hopes up.

Ace Brooks: So that's a yes?

Really NOT Mr.Sensation: .......Hmm I GOT JUST THE TICKET!!!! You can fight K.D Angelo!!!! THE MIGHTY KING OF THE SHUGGABOOGAHS!!!!!

The Crowd Cheers!

*Def Not Sensation point Jon and Ace to the door*

*Jon and Ace begin to leave*

Jon Brooks: K.D..huh...That went well!.

Ace Brooks: Fluff off Jon!!!.

As The Brooks Brothers leave, we pan back to Non Sensation as Molly comes into view.

Molly: Dammit GARY, what did I tell you bout sitting in my chair????

Gary: Sorry Princess Overlordness!!!!!

Molly: Go get me some spring water!!! WITH ICE!!

Gary: Aye Aye Enchantress!!!!

Camera Fades!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Looks like the kid gets K.D in the near future!
	Well that's not condusive to a healthy enviroment!

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