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We go backstage as the whole of Skwad make their way to the locker room shortly after the big brawl that just took place. Just as they get to the door, a brave Stacy Clark is waiting by and ready to do an interview.
Stacy Clark: "Excuse me, can I please get a moment of your time?"
The whole of Skwad laugh. Parker opens the door and walks on in along with Majin, Matsuda, Leon, Dupree, Malu, Alex, Willow and Nathan.
Casey stands by the door and looks at Stacy.
Stacy Clark: "Casey can I get a word with just..."
Casey Paine slams the door shut on Stacy.
Casey: "No you can't, PISS OFF!!!"
Everyone bursts out laughing.
Alex: "Way to tell her Casey."
Willow: "Yeah, about time someone puts her in check."
Nathan Carter: "Ladies, ladies. Calm down hahahahahahahahaha."
Parker and Matsuda go over to the pool table as they begin to play.
Matsuda: "So who's your partner tonight?"
Parker: "Just like everyone else, you're going to have to wait and see."
Majin begins to light his cigarette.
Malu: "We got any food around here?"
Casey: "In the back."
Malu goes into the back to look for food while Willow and Alex go sit on the couch and put their feet up. Willow puts on the TV as Nathan decides to join them and sits in the middle of them.
Nathan Carter: "So what are we watching here ladies?"
Willow and Alex look over at Majin and Leon as the two of them laugh. Dupree is the most focused one out of the lot as he has a match he has to get ready for with Dennis a little later tonight.
Leon starts talking to Majin.
Leon: "So I had an idea on how to get Tibby's hair to grow back. Do you remember that book that book Guy Fausto once used to bring Nate Ortiz back to life?"
Majin hits his cigarette.
Majin: "Necronomicon is the name of the book. The book of the Dead."
Leon: "Do you know what Fausto did with that book?"
Majin: "I think it got burned. Or stolen. I dont remember now."
Leon: "I hope nothing happened to it... If I can get my hands on that book. I might just be able to bring Tibby's hair back to life. He's lost without it. I mean look how sad he looks."
Leon and Majin look over at Dupree. Dupree seems completely fine as he laces up his boots. Majin starts to laugh.
Nathan can hear what Leon and Majin are talking about as he shouts over.Nathan: "He still looks beautiful to me."
Dupree looks at Nathan and then Leon and Majin.
Dupree: "Always and Forever".
Nathan gives him a genuinely loving smile.
Nathan: "Can I rub your head for good luck?"
Dupree: "Do you even have a match tonight?"
Nathan: "No, but you do, I promise I won't be rough."
Dupree: "Betterness never needs luck, but I'm sure Parker would be glad to rub one out with you."
Everyone turns to look at Parker then laugh hysterically.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Not funny! |
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Why do you lack such joy in your life? |


Anthony Baker
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Smythe D. Wonder
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Holy Sheeet! |
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Wowsers! |
As the cameras start rolling backstage, it is focused on the Rev Inc. logo firmly affixed to the door of the Rev Inc. Locker Room. A figure in a hood comes up to the door and knocks on the door. This couldn't possibly be Skull Kid #7 could it? After a few moments with no answer, the leather gloved hand knocks on the door. We hear a familiar voice inside respond.
Versus: Who is it?! If it's one of you Skwad idiots, you are about to take a bat to the head.
Mystery Person: No, it's me!
Versus: I'm pretty good with voices so...that's good enough for me! Hold on a second!
We hear a serious of locks being turned and other noises as the door is unlocked. Versus peeks out slowly from behind the door but relaxes when he sees who it is and swings the door wide open.
Versus: Hey! You need me for something?
Mystery Person: I sure do.
Versus starts backing up when the mystery person starts to show what he was hiding behind his back to Versus.
Versus: Hey hey hey what are you holding there.....wait WAIT, NO NOT THIS AGAIN.
Versus tries to shut the door but the intruder kicks it wide open. The cameras are unable to capture the first few moments of the ensuing chaos but we hear a serious of popping sounds go off in the room. As the cameras are able to catch up to what happened, we see the mysterious person standing over Versus. He is noticeably drooling as a series of darts are in his chest.
Versus: Too much darts...why sad face? These...thseem strnger than last bicycle...
Versus phone rings.
Versus: Whyyyy evrtime I darts........why!?
Versus answers the phone (he has courtesy for his callers).
Versus: Bacon?!
Jackson: Hey buddy, just wanted to thank you for the beach house, everythang's movin n shakin down here babayyyy!
As Jackson continues to speak, Versus begins to drool and look really spaced out.
Jackson: So yeah, I just wanted to say thank you, I'm alllllll cleared up and when I get back, boots to asses brotha!
Versus: One bowl? Nevah! hehehehe...she left her rhinosaurus in the microwave..hehe hehe
Jackson: ...I thought I was drunk! Party on brotha!
Versus: Party on Garth! Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do the fandango!!
Versus drops his phone and quickly passes out.
The hooded figure laughs as he leaves behind a pink boa and a card with the circle A on it on the floor.
Mystery Person: Those Rev Inc idiots. They will believe in anything.
The mystery person starts to drag Versus by his feet but they seem to be struggling a bit.
Mystery Person: God you are so heavy.
Versus: Mickeyyyyyyy..... Deeeeez....... babay.
Out of nowhere, a massive hooded, feminine looking figure wearing a mask walks into the room to provide help. Both of them drag out the near unconscious body of Versus from the Rev Inc locker room as the scene fades out.
The camera pans to the announce team.

Tiberius Dupree vs Dennis Black
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The Torque! |
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That will def leave a mark! |
The scene begins with a view of a large, empty field, the sun is in the process of setting. Footsteps are heard approaching the camera from behind, they get closer and closer until they pass the camera and a large silhouetted figure is directly in front of the camera. The figure sits down cross legged in front of the camera and a familiar voice is heard, the voice of Cerberus.
Cerberus: OCW... Will you walk through the fire with me?
A match is heard being struck and suddenly the silhouetted figure is lit up, revealing the rugged painted face of Cerberus, he speaks again...
Cerberus: Take my hand..
Cerberus puts out his hand as if he's trying to reach to every person watching, but suddenly the frame freezes, and begins to burn and crack as if it were a picture being burned. It quickly reduces to ash while the sparks float upward until there's nothing left..
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Spooky! |
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Still is! |
We go back to the entrance of the safari park where both Matt and Flynn are sat on a side of a curb depressed.
Matt Sheldon: "I thought there was only one Soul Glo in the world..."
Flynn puts his hand up.
Flynn: "Just... Don't."
Matt Sheldon: "I didn't know there was a Monkey called Soul Glo, I just thought he worked here."
Flynn: "It's a F**KING ZOO dude! We traveled all this way and that didn't even once occur to you? For f***'s sake man, we have NOTHING. Our bike? Gone. Our money? Gone. What are we going to do?"
The two of them sigh.
Flynn: "I guess we should go find some hobo camp because that's basically what we're now... Hobo's."
Just as Flynn gives up hope. A van pulls up into the park but it's not just any van. It has fur all around it with a big monkey tongue sticking out at the front. Flynn loses his mind.
Flynn: "Oh my God."
Matt Sheldon: "Huh?"
Flynn gets excited as he points to the van.
Flynn: "That's Harambe..."
Matt Sheldon: "Harambe???"
Flynn: "The ape that was shot down. There is only one Harambe and his memory must live on."
Matt Sheldon: "So what does a dead ape have to do with....anything?"
Flynn: "...I'm not sure, but we have to honor his legacy by taking that damn van!"
Matt Sheldon: "You gotta lay off that Coke Zero man."
The man gets out of the van, it looks like it's Flynn and Matt's lucky day as the driver drops his keys. Flynn quickly picks them up and goes to the door.
Flynn: "Just like taking candy from a baby."
Matt Sheldon: "We could go to jail for this."
Flynn: "I will take a chance. It beats being a hobo any day. At least we got somewhere to live."
Flynn unlocks the door and makes his way into the driver seat. Matt doesn't know what to do, behind him a family man with his children come walking by. Matt in panic doesn't look and super kicks the man. The children start crying and Matt runs into the van, flailing his arms in a panic.
Matt Sheldon: "F***ING STEP ON IT!!!!"
Flynn turns the ignition on and puts his foot on the gas. The two of them drive out of the safari park and get onto the busy roads. Matt is shocked at what has transpired.
Flynn: "I always wanted a Harambe Mobile... Where to now Matt?"
Matt is speechless.
Flynn: "Dude, we will be fine. Go and find out where the real Soul Glo is so we can go find him already."
Matt Sheldon: "Ohio..."
Flynn looks at Matt.
Flynn: "Come again?"
Matt Sheldon: "Soul Glo had a friend called Defecto that now lives in Ohio."
Flynn: "OHIO HERE WE COME!!!"
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