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Cameras go backstage where we see Versus and Nate Ortiz walking down the hall. As we move in closer we can hear the 2 talking.
Versus- "They had numbers,...so we get numbers."
Nate- "Drago was a good choice, my brother. Wish you woulda brought that 'Surprise' out earlier in the show though."
Nate and Versus laugh.
Versus- "Nah. We had it under control. We had everyone right where we wanted them!"
The 2 men laugh again.
Versus- "And wasnt like you needed Drago in your match with Parker and Majin when you had KD with you. KDs like...3 Dragos!"
Nate laughs.
Nate- "True. I..."
We hear a 'BZZZZZZ' come from Nates pants pocket. Nate reaches down and pulls out his phone. Nate looks at the phone, then to Versus with a puzzled look on his face.
Versus- "What is it man?"
Nate- "Speak of the devil."
Versus cocks an eyebrow confused.
Nate- "Majin sent me a text with a video."
Versus- "Ooooo...This should be interesting. Well lets just see what Mr. Fruit Loops has to say today."
Versus leans in as Nate clicks on the message. 'DDT ANYONE??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!' pops up and a video appears under it. Nate clicks on the video.
A shaky video, apparently a hand held video taken from a camera phone, pointing at the ground, like someone is walking, starts to play.
We seem to be outside as we can hear children laughing and playing and dogs barking in the background and cars off in the distance. Suddenly we hear a voice.
Voice- "Hi, Nate! Did ya miss me?"
The camera then turns up and we see Casey Paine.
Casey- "Im not alone, Nate. Ive got someone else here with me that would like to say hello."
Casey turns her phone and we see Willow walking beside Casey. Willow smirks as she smiles into the camera.
Willow- "Hi, Uncle Nate!"
The 2 seem to be walking in a very nice neighborhood as large houses are in the background as they walk past very expensive cars and huge trees. Casey smiles as she looks back into the camera.
Casey- "And Nate,...theres a couple more people who would like to say Hi as well."
Casey then turns her camera to face in front of her where we see a good distance in front of us, but still recognizable, Nates wife, Tiffany Sensation-Ortiz, and Nates 7 year old daughter Ely Ortiz, walking hand in hand, not knowing that they are being followed by Casey and Willow.
Tiffany and Ely Ortiz are playing and laughing as they walk along the sidewalk of their Los Angeles, California neighborhood as Willow and Casey Paine stalk them, mocking their every movement.
Casey then turns the camera back to Willow. Willow smirks as she smiles into the camera.
Willow- "Uncle Nate, if your smart, watch your back. Because there are other eyes on the backs of your loved ones. My dads not through with you. Hes only just begun. You of all people should know this. And if you dont wanna play...."
Casey turns the camera back to face Tiffany and Ely who are laughing, running around a large tree chasing and playing with each other. From off camera Willow continues.
Willow- "....well,...Im sure he,...WE,....can find OTHERS to play with."
Willow starts to laugh as the video suddenly stops.
The OCW camera cuts to Nate who is visibly furious. Versus notices this and quickly tries to calm The Franchize.
Versus- "Nate...."
Nate quickly cuts Versus off.
Nate- "No. That son of a bitch is gonna get it."
As we begin to fade, we see Nate begin to scroll on his phone until the name 'Tiffany' comes up. Nate hits the call button, and he and Versus start to walk down the hall.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! you don't toy with a mans family!!! |
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This just got personal! |

Bill Ding vs Austin Lee
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Googa Mooga! |
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Right on the noggin! |
We return to the Skull Face #4 and #5, sorry Leon Valentine and Tiberius Octavian Dupree now in Chinatown. They have just entered the heavily decorated bookstore called Bolo’s Books. A very large Asian man with two different colored eyes stands behind the counter.
Thousands of books line the shelves. Tibby is disappointed this isn’t the Chinese Restaurant that Leon promised he was going to. Bolo doesn’t look to thrilled that their in his bookstore either.
Dupree: I can’t eat a book Leon, I do remember when Mugen…..
At the mention of the OCW World Champion’s name Bolo the bookstore owner goes berserk. He starts rambling in broken Mandarin. With technology being what it is, we are privy to subtitles.
Bolo: Mugen no welcome here. He cheat in epic battle, he spit in face of all books and those who love them! You leave, you leave now, lovers of book hater.
Why does Leon Valentine understand Mandarin? That is what you should be asking yourself when Leon replies crisply.
Leon: Oh no we’re not friends of Mugen. We hate him to, we’re here looking for the Necromicon, do you happened to have it here?
Bolo the bookstore owner squints his mismatched eyes at the pair. He then walks over to a shelf and pulls out a book.
Bolo: Four ninety nine.
Leon pulls out a 5 dollar bill and hands it to Bolo and extends his hand for the book.
Dupree: No you titerus he meant 5 hundred dollars.
Leon realizes his blunder and takes out his debit card. He swipes, Bolo gives him the book. Leon immediately starts reading it. Bolo follows this out the bookstore.
Leon: I can’t believe it was just that easy.
Dupree: Can we eat now?
Leon: Sure, sure, but I have to be quick! I have to find that spell.
The book of course is in an unknown dialect, Leon is just pretending he knows what he’s reading. The camera fades with the duo heading to get Chinese food.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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They toy with powers they no not understand! |
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SILENCE!!!! |

Flynn vs Charles Young
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Right on the button! |
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Ouchems
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The scene opens up with the familiar “It's Baking Time” banner but this time there a huge flag behind it that reads, Purge.
Anthony Baker walks into the view of the camera.
Baker: ITS BAKING TIME! Today we have Daddio? Daddeh? Sonneh? I don't know… That dude! The big man with me today! Bill Ding!!
Bill Ding walks into the scene distracted by the giant Purge banner.
Ding: Woah man… Puuuurge? Isn't that led by that Mugen daddeh with the crazy face paint? The one who said he'd build a wall around Turmoil and make us pay for it? I don't like walls, man… They give me claustrophobia… And they hold back my free spirit!!
Ding: Whenever I hear that dude’s entrance music I have flashbacks of the time some nice lady at Burning Man gave me edible paper to eat… Hmmm…
Baker: Anyways! Big guy! Are we ready to make those velvet cupcakes you asked for?!
A wide smile appeared on Bakers face as he looked over at Ding.
Ding: Mmmm yes! There hasn't been a hungrier time than now, sonneh!
Ding realizes something and then looks a little sad.
Ding: Oh but wait… I didn't win that match last week… but the show must go on! Wait right here I'll be right back.
Ding disappears from camera view for a brief moment during which lots of footsteps and rustling can be heard. He reappears donning a ridiculous chefs hat and Dingy apron with the image of a city skyline on it, but the buildings are different kinds and sizes of loaves of bread. Underneath the decal are the printed words, “Built this Sandwich”.
Baker instantly face palms before he looks down at his cupcake apron.
Baker: Mines better, dumby.
He laughed before he sat the ingredients on the table.
Baker: Are you sure you're ready big fella? Because today we are adding a new ingredient!
Ding: Sure am, Bakers man!
Ding clears his throat, and then begins beating a bowl of air with the wire whisk, putting on his best Julia Child impersonation.
Ding: “Bouillabaisse is a traditional Provençal fish stew originating from the port city of Marseille. The French and English form bouillabaisse comes from the Provençal Occitan word bol-”
Baker quickly interrupts him.
Baker: -Hello?! Bouilla-whatevertheyrecalled are for dummies, you anal bead! We're making cupcakes!!
Baker: Now first we open up this box of Purge-approved red velvet cupcake mix, toss it in the bowl, and then dump in some of these spoonfuls of oil and sugar.
Ding: Oh! Eggs! Don't we need eggs?
Baker: Right here, big guy! Do you really think I came here unprepared?? Hello?!
Baker takes the eggs and cracks them upside Ding’s head. The shells crumble in his palm and some of the yolks drip onto Ding's head. Ding however, is unfazed, and is still smiling into the camera. Baker throws the eggs into the bowl.
Baker: Now! For the special ingredient.
He pulls out the special ingredient and put it in the cupcakes.
Baker: Are you sure you're ready for this? Because it's gonna have a strong kick!
Ding: Yup yup! Ooh lemme guess… 100% pure cocoa chocolate chips?? Sprinkles??
Baker: You'll just have to wait and find out!!
Baker put the cupcakes in the oven before doing a pee dance.
Baker: I GOTTA PEE! I gotta pee!
He runs off screen before coming back after a few moments.
Baker: Okay! Okay! I'm back! It's baking time! Let's go! I'm waiting! Hurry! Big guy! Are you excited?! You get the first taste!
Ding: Fantabulous. My fave…. AND they're piping hot.
Ding takes the tray and holds it in one hand as he takes out a cupcake with the other. Some juggling ensues (as they are piping hot after all), but the Ding manhandles the cupcake, showing it who is boss, and takes a bite.
Ding: Hmm… Crunchy bits inside… Interesting texture…a little bit tinny but unique… What is that?
Baker instantly threw a fist in the air.
Baker: HOOPLA! Red velvet DINGLEBERRY cupcakes!
Ding: Dingleberry…. DINGLEBERRY???!
Everyone including the camera crew pauses and becomes silent awaiting Ding’s reaction.
Ding: Awww shucks, Baker, ya shouldn't have!! A cupcake named after me!! My very own!! I mean, they're kinda disgusting- nothing like Grammaw used to make- but sonneh I am touched!!
Ding tosses the cupcake over his shoulder and it lands with a SPLAT onto the Purge banner. It sticks but slowly slides down it leaving a giant crumbly streak.
Ding: Now… (Ding twiddles his fingers together) when can we make sandwiches?? Next week?
Baker facepalms.
Baker: YOU KNOW WHAT! Name deez nuts Ding! You better clean my Purge poster with your stupid cupcake all over it!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Ok that has got to be a health code violation! |
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The fact that you are still alive is a health code violation! |
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