Previously recorded earlier in the week.

Alex: "This is taking forever."

The camera zooms back to Leon, Alex and Malu who are waiting on Nathan.

Malu pulls out another huge pack of cheesy Doritos.

Leon: "How many packets is that now?"

Malu: "Sitting around waiting, makes a man hungry alright!"

Just then, the door to Miss's Storms house opens and Nathan Carter comes flying out of it.

Alex: "Oh No..."

Miss Storm: "I am calling the police!"

Miss's Storm slams the door shut. Nathan comes walking back to the car. As he opens the door.

Leon: "You had one job. Just one..."

Nathan: "I know, I F****D up! My bad."

Alex: "What did you even do?"

Nathan: "We were talking about her son, she said she has not spoken to him in years and that she's all alone and sad and feeling very lonely. I thought she was coming onto me so I pulled down my pants and before I could even reach my..."

Malu with his sweaty and cheesy hands covers Nathan's mouth before he can finish his sentence.

Alex: "Yeah we get it, you're a creep!"

Malu takes his hand away. Nathan has crumbs and cheese marks all over his mouth.

Nathan: "Hey I am not... Hmmmmmmm, ain't easy being cheesy!."

Leon: "Right, she's going to have called the police so Alex. Malu. I need you to put on them police uniforms."

Malu looks at Nathan.

Malu: "I hate you for this."

Alex: "Where do we get changed?"

Leon: "We will get out the car so you can get changed in here Alex. Malu can get changed outside behind them bushes."

Malu: "What do you think I am, some kind of animal?"

Leon: "If you do this Malu. I will buy you a £100 worth of them dorito's the next time I am at Wal-Mart ok?"

Malu decides to go along with it.

Leon: "Right, let's do this."

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What in the hell.
	Don't even ask questions just nod.

Mo Cream vs Bill Ding

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He did it!
	Whirl go round!!!!

The camera zooms in on a dreaded shadow that can be nothing more than the newly crowned 2 time Hardcore TV champion Smythe D. Wonder. Smythe takes great pride in holding the hardcore championship and is pacing back and forth with it over his shoulder. His BFF, and Bae, Blue Diamond is standing by what looks like a chalk board ready to take down notes as we zero in on him talking.

Smythe: Pr... I will be part of the epic faction feud... Cons I will have to show up to Riot every week as well as most Pay per views. Pro I will allies that will watch my back when things get rough... Con I will be expected to do the same for them. Are you even getting this.

Blue: Yes why yes I am. Now do I think it matters no. You joining the war in OCW will tip the scales for sure. I mean you're the most dangerous person on the whole roster. The Hardcore champion. You are the hottest free agent in OCW right now. everyone wants you on there side. Why don't you just do what you always do and sell to the highest bidder?

Smythe: Because the right choice is everything. You don't see what happened to the other legends? Majin, Versus, , even Parker Stevens all came back and are all burnt out. all key members of their respective factions. I have to make my choice wisely.

Blue: You're assuming all of these factions want you to join them. You know what happens when you assume right?

Smythe: Yes, you're either right or you're wrong. This time I'm obviously right. Overlord Mugen would love to have the hardcore champion as an ace in his back pocket when it's important.

Smythe: Then the rest of the purge would realize that I would be ideal leader to lead them to glory. That's as easy one.

Smythe: The Skwad has Dupree, I hate Dupree, so much. They also have Leon, who I can't even stand to speak to. But add Dupree, Leon and Myself to any side and that is automatic victory.

Smythe: Then there's Rev Inc. When I hear the names Drago Cesar, Dennis Black, K D'angelo Smythe Cringes a bit Nate Ortiz.

Smythe: I just want to hit them with stuff. But If I want an end to this faction war era, I join that team and end everything once and for all. You writing all this down.

Blue looking completely surprised

Blue: I thought you were telling a story.

Smythe: I swear to god!!! What do I pay you for??? besides that!!!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Ever as delusional!
	Hey its not cool to poke fun at the mentally unstable!

Bill Ding makes his way down the hallway with a delectable sandwich in his grasp. After such a hard fought match, the Ding has to replenish his fuel for some dancing later. But where? But how? Just at that moment, Ding catches a whiff of a familiar oily substance…

Bill Ding: Mo’ Cream! Mo! Can I call ya Mo, Daddeh?

Mo’ Cream leans up against the wall as he smoothes out his sweet disco garb.

Bill Ding: I saw ya had some pretty slick moves in that ring there…and I'm kinda new to this neck of the woods… How's about you show me around and we paint the town red? Where can a daddeh get down around here?


Mo’ Cream: I know just the spot papi...come with. (Looks Ding up and down) but that jeans and tee just won't do, oh no!


The pair take a car downtown as the camera fades!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

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