Tiberius Octavian Dupree, Your beloved Kneesus Christ, isn’t having what you would call a bad hair day. More like a…”where is my hair” day. All he could remember was he removed it, put it on it’s golden pedestal before showering, now it’s gone.

It took him one point three seconds to figure out who would possibly on God’s green earth would steal his hair…..

Kassidy Hayes.

Not only is he a disgusting bloodsucking, scrotum swinging, titerus trending piece of trash, he also steals wigs now too. Tibby was glad he cost him the OCW NA Championship last week on Turmoil. He truly deserves to drown in a puddle like a stray puppy in the hands of a dedicated sociopath.

In place of his gorgeous, oh so gorgeous hair, was this...this...freaking thing. It was indescribably horrid, but what was worse was being bald. Even that...THING was hair, having no hair would mean he was exposed to all types of diseases, he might end up delusional and mediocre like the entire Turmoil roster.

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh that is just....
	My eyes and my soul....they hurt..

Jim Black catches up to Xander awhile after his and AC's scuffle.

Jim Black: Xander what happened earlier? Do you have any remarks towards what happened with AC?

Prince Xander looks at Jim with a very empty but stern look.

Prince Xander: Look Jim he came at me and tried to attack me. So when he took a cheap shot I took one as well.. Well maybe two and now he has some busted up ribs. So now AC should know better than to mess with me.

Jim Black: Do you have any worries that Cobra will come back and try to get revenge for what you did to him?

Prince Xander slightly laughing..

Prince Xander: Haha.. Oh Jim absolutely not, Cobra should learn his place by now he isn't on my god damn level at all. His stupid fans or matter a fact all of these stupid fans need to learn that I am the future of this company and nobody and nothing will stop me from achieving this.

Jim Black: So the Devil's Night Pay-Per-View is coming up on December 18th, do you have any plans for this Pay-Per-View or are you still deciding?

Xander now with a more humble looking face and reaction says..

Prince Xander: I want Cobra at Devil's Night I want to be put to the test honestly Jim. Sure tonight I lost a ridiculous way by being rolled up by some wannabe superhero but at the end of the day I am undefeated in one on one matches. Cobra always says how he puts his body on the line each and every night well now that I come to think I can also do that as well and at Devil's Night I want AC Cobra.

Jim Black with a shocked face then pulls himself back together asks Xander..

Jim Black: Is there any specific match you want Cobra in or are you still deciding?

Prince Xander: Honestly, I don't know yet I think if you get back to me next week or so I will have a solid answer for you but right now I have to be off.

Xander walks away and pulls out his cellphone talking as his voice grows farther and farther out of the picture.. Jim Black makes his final statement..

Jim Black: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen Prince Xander confirms he wants AC Cobra at our Devil's Night Pay-Per-View on December 18th, check back next week for more information regarding these two and their future Pay-Per-View match. Back to you guys!

The camera pans away from Jim and back to the announcers table as the fans are in shock and wondering how this will turn out..

The camera pans to the announce team.

	How presumptous!
	Gotta be in it to win it Charles!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I love it!!!
	Yea you would!

A.C Cobra vs Anthony Baker

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Wham bam thank you mam!
	The torque on that!

Previously Recorded
The scene opens up with select members of The Purge entering the Robert Wong Memorial Hospital where Drago Cesar was hospitalized after the events of September 2 Remember.

Carrying their utility backpacks, complete with ghost vaporizing guns, Mugen, Molly, Ligermask, Anthony Baker, Bertha and Amazing Pine are looking to evaporate the so-called "ghost" of Drago Cesar.

Mugen: Liger, you and Baker stick together and go to the West Wing. Wilma, Bertha, go to the North Wing. Molly and I will take care of the East Wing.

Liger: No soy una niñera

Mugen: You aren't babysitting for christ sake. He's a grown adult.

Baker: You bet your ass I am. Wanna kiss me Liger?

Liger: Su hijo está loco.

Mugen: Ehhhh....un poco mi amigo. Just a little bit. Now let's stop messing around.

The groups split off into their own sections. The cameras follow around Liger and Baker for a moment as they creep around the West Wing kicking open doors. Most of the rooms are occupied by the elderly who are confused as to what a masked man and a kid are doing.

The cameras turn over to Bertha and Pine who are simply running through doors to open them and finding nothing but sick children. These children are horrified at the sight of The Poets of Pain.

We finally find Molly and Mugen in the East Wing calmly walking down the hallway. Molly is looking in rooms only to find nothing but empty rooms.

Molly: Um.....we got nothing in these rooms. You sure we in the right hospital even?

Mugen: My dearest.......this was the hospital that our dearest Drago died in that fateful night. I also know that the gwailo's spirit doesn't exist in this building anymore. He is a traveling ghost now, kind of like Casper or Jumanji.

Molly: WHAT?! Then why are we wasting our time here?! And wait....Jumanji wasn't a ghost movie.

Mugen pats Molly on the head.

Mugen: Once again, I always have a plan and I am finally letting you in on a little something I've been working on. My dearest, we are in the East Wing, where the Psychiatric Ward is located.

Molly: Okay...............we know a lot of crazy people but why are we here?

Mugen smiles as he puts his utility backpack down on the ground against a wall. He helps Molly remove her backpack as well and sets it down next to his. As they walk down the hallway towards, we finally see the only person in sight, a security guard. Mugen simply fist bumps the gentleman as he and Molly continue to work their way down the hallway.

Mugen smiles as he finally stops at a door. He places a card that he pulls out of his back pocket on a sensor and the door unlocks. The cameras are unable to see who is in the room as Mugen walks in. A shocked Molly walks slowly into the room but their two bodies are blocking the camera from seeing who is in the room.

Molly: Wait, why is he here?

Mugen: Please excuse Molly, old friend. How are you feeling today? Have you become used to the serum?

???: Oh yea, definitely. Doesn't feel like I have the urge to go......well you know what anymore.

Mugen: Splendid! Well, I will see to it that the scientists continue to give you what you need. But, you know, I might need your services soon old friend.

???: Well......I was going to talk to you about that, I'm not sure I'm ready for action anytime soon.

Mugen: Nonsense! We will see to it that you are ready.............or else.

An awkward silence looms in the room.

Mugen: Ahhhh I'm just kidding old sport. I have to go now. I'll check on you later this week?

???: Yup.

Mugen bids farewell to the mysterious person as he shoos Molly out of the room.

Molly: Really? You have him on the payroll too?

Mugen: My dear, I am the person best equipped to handle an army of lost souls. Trust the process.

Molly nods as they walk away from the now locked door. As the scene fades away, the camera zooms towards the name plate on the door to show the initials. C.S.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He is clearly insane!
	How dare you!

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Kassidy Hayes vs Prince Xander vs Matt Sheldon

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Slicker than greased catfish!
	What the hell does that mean?

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