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Prince is seen in the back with a smile on his face but also concerned face as well. Walking up to a cameraman Prince asks..
Prince: Have you seen Leon?
The cameraman doesn't reply and Prince walks further down the hall and sees Stacy Clark.
Prince: Hey Stacy, have you seen Leon?
Stacy: No why?
Prince now realizing he won't find Leon he looks straight into the camera with a mic in hand and says.
Prince: Leon, did you see what I did out there? I embarrassed Smythe. Apparently that help you gave him all those years ago did and meant nothing to him.
Prince:
I am better than him and put this whole company on notice. But now? I am looking for you because I have a question I need to ask you.
Prince drops the mic on the ground and walks off..
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Whats the question? |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop! |


Paul Pugh vs Jookie Marley
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Oh my!!! |
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Woah |
We now go backstage where Gentleman Jack is winding down in the Rev Inc locker room after his crushing debut loss to the Urinal Deuce Dropper himself, Flynn. Jack sits with his close friend Dustin White as he removes his wrist tape and wipes the sweat from his brow.
Dustin: Wow!!! That was sooooo cool!!!
Jack: Are you high? Of course you're high, why did I ask that? I lost! Again! For the first time! Again!!!
Dustin: Wow! That's like super deep and inspiring on some level man... But like, you have nothing to be ashamed of man! You were on him like Bobby on Whitney dude!
Suddenly there's a knock on the door. As Jack and Dustin are the only two people in the room, Dustin goes to the answer the door. Standing there is none other than OCW's own 8th generation wrestler, Wes Pepperton.
Wes: Salutations, Wes Pepperton, professional wrestler. Nice to meet you.
Wes flashes a bright, white, toothy smile to Dustin as he shakes his hand.
Dustin: Wow! So cooool!!! Jack! A wrestler is here! C'mon in man, c'mon in!
Jack: You idiot! You're a wrestler! Don't let him in!
Dustin: Nah man he looks official!
Wes brushes by Dustin and extends a hand to the exhausted Jack.
Wes: Salutations, Wes Pepperton, professional wrestler.
Jack reluctantly extends his hand as well. After shaking, Wes begins to speak.
Wes: You know Jack, my family has been training thee best light heavyweights the world has seen for generations. My family has spilled blood on every continent in the world. We've won more titles than your friend here can literally count too. Am I using that right? Literally?
Wes looks at Dustin who is opening a bottle of glue.
Wes: Yes, I think I am. You think because you buddy up to Rev Inc that you're a wrestler? You think that just because Versus is too inebriated to see what a clown you really are, that you actually belong? You aren't a wrestler Jack. You're the alternative to REAL wrestling, a side show.
Wes tries to ignore what Dustin is doing with the glue.
Wes: Be honest, you want the Light Heavyweight Title, don’t you? That’s really why you came to Riot? Well sorry to crush your dreams ol’ chap but it already belongs to the Peppertons!
Jack, worn out from his match with Flynn just sighs. He stands and points to the crotch of his tights which reads “The Man of 69 Holds”.
Wes: Wow, 69 whole holds, interesting? My great grandfather invented 69 holds every morning before breakfast! I call this one the Modified Pepperton Arm Sleeper!
Wes grabs Dustin's arm and locks him into the dreaded Modified Pepperton Arm Sleeper.
Dustin: Owww!!! Wow this is so cool! Wes Pepperton has me in an arm sleeper!
Jack breaks the two men up and pushes Mr. Pepperton away.
Jack: That's not a sleeper hold, this is a sleeper hold! I call it the Roofie Calada.
Jack slaps the exact same move, only a bit sloppier, on Dustin.
Dustin: Wow! This... actually isn't as cool....
Wes breaks up the hold between the two men and grabs Dustin in another hold.
Wes: I call this one the Modified Pepperton Leg Sweep Sleeper. My father invented it while wrestling a kangaroo blindfolded.
Dustin: Way cooler!
Jack breaks the hold, pushes Wes, and locks Dustin in another hold.
Jack: I call this one the Duke Lacrosse Team. Now Dustin, everybody is going to think I'm about to enter you but trust me, i'm innocent.
As Jack flexes the hold Dustin screams out.
Dustin: Not cool! Not cool!
Wes knife edge chops Jack, making him release the hold.
Wes: You don't do that to another man! What's wrong with you? That's not wrestling! That's sexual assault! This is wrestling!
Wes grabs poor Dustin once more and locks him into a Inverted Modified Pepperton Sleeper. Unimpressed Jack grabs and locks him in a hold of his own calling it the “Indian Cock Burn”, now Dustin is locked in two wrestling holds simultaneously.
Dustin: So not cool!
As he struggles Jim Black approaches the locker room door for an interview. He immediately pulls a 180 as he wants nothing to do with what 2 sweaty men are doing to Dustin. The camera fades with both Jack and Wes awkwardly refusing to remove their holds and Dustin repeatedly saying “not cool”.
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K.D Angelo vs Dennis Black
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IRON RESOLVE!!!! |
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YEAAAAA!!! |
NEXT PAGE CUZ ITS NOT OVER HOOOT!
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