On a fairly nice day, we find that Stacy Clark, OCW's best interviewer, has made her way to the town of Burnington, well whats left of it at least... She's standing behind what used to be a nice little bakery, she has her microphone in hand and she begins to speak.

Stacy Clark: Hello OCW universe! this is Stacy Clark with the Clark Effect! today we're going to try and figure out more about this towns last resident, the man now known as Mr.Graves. We'll look around and see what we can find, maybe we'll even run into the man himself.

Clark begins to explore the streets of Burnington, in complete awe of the destruction around her. As she walks she begins to speak again.

Stacy Clark: Look at all this..

She takes a breath and continues.

Stacy Clark: There's little no info anywhere on this place, it was ravaged by the rioters of Steel Bank, a gigantic prison not too far from here. Everything it once was, completely destroyed and lost in the shuffle of time.

Stacy then comes upon an apartment complex, a very small one in comparison to the usual, only holding 2 floors or so. She then enters, its halls destroyed and dirtied, doors kicked down.

She continues down the halls until she comes upon something strange. An apartment with its door still in tact, compared to everything else its incredibly peculiar.

This peaks her curiosity and she slowly walks in. She gingerly opens the door and speaks softly

Stacy Clark: Hello..? is anyone home?

She gets no response, and nervously walks in. The apartment is destroyed but there is something off, something that really sets it apart from the other rooms. every picture frame, completely empty. But that't not all.. Stacy then looks into the two rooms of the apartment.

Stacy Clark: Oh my...

The beds in each room, perfectly made as if someone had just been there. Stacy Clark turns to the camera and nervously speaks.

Stacy Clark: I believe that's all for today...

Her voice is clearly shaking

Stacy Clark: We'll see you next time on the Clark effect..

The scene ends there.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	RUN STACY RUN!!
	AN DO NOT LOOK BACK!

H20 vs Gentleman Jack

The scene opens up to show Baker inside of a truck stop. Where? I don't think I even know.

He is seated at a table with pancakes in front of him and orange juice. His face paint had been washed off by now.

Baker: How could he do that to me? I'm his son.

His eyes had seemed to be focused on a wet picture that he had with Mugen. The waitress arrived back to the table to check on Baker.

Waitress: How is everything, sir?

Baker: it's just wonderful. I have one question though. Where am I?

Waitress: Oh! You're in Edison, Pennsylvania!

Baker had began to sip his orange juice before he spit it out at her answer.

Baker: PENNSYLVANIA?! HOW DID I FLOAT FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK TO A LITTLE TOWN IN PENNSYLVANIA.

The Waitress had seemed confused before she walked away from Baker.

Baker: You know what. I've had it. I think Mugen did this because he knows that I'm ten times better than him, and that's a fact. That dingleberry. Who does he think he is?

Baker stood from the table and left a couple wrinkled dollars on the table before he walked to a payphone. Yes. A payphone.

He put change into it and dialed a number.

???: Hello?

Baker: MOM. That booty head Mugen dumped off of a pier and I'm in Edison, Pennsylvania.

Hoot Mom: Why would he do such a thing?

Baker: I suppose I ruined his match against Nate. Can you come take me back to New York? I think he just realized that I'm better than him.

Hoot Mom: You are better than him. But, YOU RUINED HIS MATCH AGAINST NATE?! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE. YOU CAN WALK YOUR ASS BACK TO NEW YORK YOU DURMEH

Baker had hung up on his mom as she insulted him. He pulled out the rest of the money from his pocket and he let out a laugh.

Baker: New York, here I come. To show everyone that I'm better than the ‘overlord.’

Baker walks down the road before the scene fades out.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	This young man is clearly out of his god damn mind!
	How come his money isn't soaked?

Nathan Carter vs Prince

The scene opens up at the hospital outside the psychiatric ward where Madison Cox is being held. An elevator opens with a “ding” as it arrives at the floor, where Eerie Sunshine steps out carrying a large basket of Edible Arrangements.

She chomps loudly on some chocolate covered strawberries as she exits. Just behind her is the poor ginger Edible Arrangements delivery guy, slumped over and knocked out. On his forehead, we see the word “VIOLATED” written in a mixture of cigarette smoke, tainted saliva and melted chocolate.

Eerie: I wonder if revenge tastes this sweet.

The elevator door closes before the receptionist at the desk sees anything. Eerie approaches the desk and asks to see Madison Cox.

Receptionist: Is your name on the visitor’s list?

Eerie: Yeah, Sophia….

The receptionist looks at her as if her name definitely is not Sophia, but ignores the thought. Eerie scrawls “Sophia” on a visitor’s badge and hands it to her. She then directs Eerie to the observation room outside of where Madison’s room is located.

Madison comes into view through the observation glass, where she seems to be trying to make some type of toga or gown with the hospital sheet. A Queen’s job is never finished you know, even under the most dire of circumstances.

Eerie: Looking splendid there gorgeous...

Eerie smirks and pulls a Marlboro out her pack. Madison looks up and peers through the glass. She reads the visitor’s badge and looks at Eerie in disgust.

Madison: Wait, you're not ethnic Sophia, you're the devil that tried to give me AIDS!! And wait, is that an Edible Arrangements bouquet??

Eerie: Yawp.

Madison scowls in even more disgust. Eerie sparks her cigarette ignoring her and the “No Smoking” sign on the wall.

Eerie: After The Clash I’ve been itching for a chance to laugh in your face before I shove that little blonde head up that gaping dirt button of yours. You know….just to add insult to injury.

She begins blowing smoke rings at Madison from behind the glass.

Madison: Dirt button???! What the f***?? Shoo shoo! Be gone! Crawl back to the truck stop gutter you came from, you swine! You're tainting my window space!! And give me my bouquet!!

Eerie takes a messy bite of a juicy strawberry, chews it up a little, and spits it at the window.

Eerie: Here ya go, deeeelish.

Madison: Aaaaaah!!! This is no way to treat the Queen! It's Dennis Black history month, you show his royalty respect!! Who sent you?! It better not be God again!!

Madison picks up a bedpan and chucks it at the plexiglass. Meanwhile, the nurse watching the remote surveillance camera in Madison’s room shakes her head as she witnesses the seemingly psychotic tirade. She phones the doctor for an increase in her meds.

Eerie: Doesn't matter who sent me cupcake, I’m here. So you can throw sh*t at the glass like it matters, but it doesn’t. The world has seen the true nature of your rotten snatch. The moment you’re let out of this looney bin I’ll be waiting to f*ck you like two urbans on Red Stripe.

A messy haired Madison walks over to the plexiglass and glares back at Eerie, crinkling her nose. She begins banging on the glass with both fists.

Madison: GET! (BANG) THE! (BANG) F*CK! (BANG) OUT!!!!

Eerie’s Marlboro cigarette has just reached the filter, the second it does the smoke alarm goes off. The blaring noise starts to drive the other patients even crazier. A few seconds later the sprinklers go off.

The staff frantically tries to control the situation, Eerie makes a B-Line for the exit. Madison is seen pounding on the plexiglass shouting obscenities as the camera fades.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	HAH, that's what you get!
	Your lack of empathy is astonishing!

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