We pan to the locker room area where Tiberius Octavian Dupree, Your Beloved Kneesus Christ is discussing his training regiment with his “Step” Uncle Mr. Yamaguchi. Deep down in his soul of souls Dupree hates Yamaguchi, but even deeper in his soul of souls is his hatred for Paul Pugh.

Despite being a OCW Hall of Famer and current Light Heavyweight Champion, he is the Aaron Hernandez of professional wrestling and should do the world a favor by ending his own freaking life.

A side note to viewers: Guchi’s english is perfectly fluent, but refuses to give Dupree the respect of using it. Instead Tibby is forced to do his own rough translation in that glorious mind of his.

Mr. Yamaguchi: I say-you do now, no talk back.

Dupree: Listen here you ancient dropping the Betterness answers to no mortal. I only agreed to fly your sorry ass out here to appease my Auntness so save the theactrics. You spectate, not dictate, got it?!

Mr. Yamaguchi: Dirt button, look.

One of Japan’s greatest wrestling legends takes a small folded sheet of paper out the inside pocket of his tailored suit and hands it to Tibby. He stares a hole through him while Dupree reads said note.

Only thing visible from our camera angle is the signature, “Your Dear Aunt Marie”. Tibby carefully folds the sheet of paper and hands it back to Tibby.

Dupree: Very well, let’s get this over with.

Guchi nods in agreement. After a brief commercial break for maple syrup we return to Tibby already fully changed into workout gear.

Mr. Yamaguchi: Double down f*g**t!

Reluctantly Dupree listens and does another push up.

Mr. Yamaguchi: Again!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh for the love of god!
	THIS WAS AMAZING! DUPREE IS READY FOR WRESTLUTION 11!!!!!

Cort Marhall vs Lawrence Larkspur

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He got him!
	Oh my word!

We pan to an empty locker room. Before we can adjust to what's going on we see Johnny Law get thrown into the room through the door.

Bertha steps in slowly, menacingly, licking her lips as she eyes Johnny Law.

BERTHA: So you are camera mensche for Cesars yes?

JOHNNY LAW: I don’t know, does a bear s*** in...

BERTHA: HALT DI KLAPPE!

Bertha lumbers over and wraps both of her hands around Johnny’s neck. She lifts him with the greatest of ease and slams him against the lockers pinning him up.

JOHNNY LAW: Your lunch money is in another castle...

AND OUT OF A SIDE LOCKER FALLS OUT!

SENTAI HARE!

unidentified chorus: TOKU SENTAI! TOKU SENTAI!

After getting back up from the rough fall. She does a heroic pose and tries to pull BERTHA off of Johnny Law.

BERTHA no sells Sentai pulling at her arms and sides, almost comically. She continues shaking Johnny Law against the Lockers

JOHNNY LAW: HANDS! (slam) OFF! (slam) THE! (slam) MERCHANDISE!

Bertha finally realises she has a Pink sex pervert hanging off of her leg and stops shaking Johnny to address it.

BERTHA: What does Zentai Rabbit wanting from Bertha, I must interrogate the Johnny Law for tactical advantage against the Dragana.

JOHNNY LAW: Interrogate…..

Johnny just points to his crotch before he passes out.

SENTAI HARE: I stopped the rapist!

BERTHA: What rapist?

SENTAI HARE: Uhhhhh…. Y-Y-You? THE BIG BERTHA RAPIST! HI-YAH!

After no selling a leaping kick, Bertha raises an eyebrow and finally relinquishes her iron grip from Johnny’s throat, who slumps go the ground.

BERTHA: Bertha would never let this untermenschen pollute her with his inferior genetics. Besides… I’m not the one running around in the weird sex body suit.

SENTAI HARE: Your big Bertha words will have no effect on I, Sentai Hare, stopper of the giant german ge-gynecologists! My Hare powers give me bigger muscles an-

We see Dragana pop her head out of the corner of the door, and she sees what’s going on. She steps in and looks at Bertha who just SHOVES Sentai Hare out of the frame.

BERTHA: The woman of the hour! Bertha will crush you just like she crush puny Law.

DRAGANA: …

When randomly Molly pops up from the bottom of the screen.

MOLLY: JOHNNY LAW I KNEW YOU’D BE HERE I MUST INTERROGATE YOU ABOUT DRAGANA!

She starts shaking Johnny Law’s unconscious body leaving the rest of the locker room confused.

MOLLY: Oh he’s already dead. Oh that reminds me... Mugen said we’re all in the Bombshells Future Investment match at Wrestlution. Later dummies!

Molly pops back off screen through the bottom.

Dragana stares at Bertha for a minute, which confuses her. She then looks over at the fallen Law and nudges him with her foot. After seeing that he isn’t responsive, she takes him by the hand and drags him out of the room.

To be continued?

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I am not sure if anything was accomplished! But dammit we got an Invest In Women FUTURE INVESTMENT MATCH!!!!
	Law got to take a nap! And with this Molatov Cocktail of Lunatics, its going to be off the charts!

Previously Recorded

Jim Black: This is is Jim Black live on location in Osaka Japan! Meeting up with OCW Superstar Tre Golden for some Lunch and some sight seeing! Should be loads of fun!

Black walks into a dimly lit sushi bar packed with patrons, scanning the the venue the camera easily spots the 6'5 Golden who's a giant compared to the other customers. Golden is perched in the corner Enjoying Sake with two other tough looking customers. Finally spotting Jim, Golden waives him over to the table.

Tre Golden: jimmer! How you been man, have a seat.

Jim and the camera man sit down at the table, the other men at the table give them a scowl.

Tre Golden: Jim meet Minoru Funaki and Ken Clover, both experts in Catch Wrestling! these guys have been getting me back in shape and helping refinine my style.

The two men give Black a stern nod.

Jim Black: Nice to meet you gentlemen, speaking of recovering. I know you've wanted to keep it private, but you suffered from a torn pectoral muscle recently while preparing for your return match against prince, do you care to give us a status on the recovery?

Tre Golden: To tell you the truth Jim, I'm almost 100% maybe i have really good genes. Doctors are amazed at how fast it's healing. I might really be a freak of nature.

Tre Golden: Hope you don't mind, I ordered already, the Yellow tail here is to die for.

Several waitresses suddenly appear settting down five huge platters of sushi in front of each man, Golden and the Catch wrestlers waste and start digging in. Golden swallows a huge bite and continues.

Tre Golden: Truthfully I was crushed, I thought I was finally back, back with a vengeance. And poof it was all gone again.

Golden and the wrestlers take a shot o Sake. Golden gives a huge smile.

Tre Golden: But that's life right? That's what makes it interesting. If everything always went perfect then nothing would be truly good, it would be mundane.

Tre Golden: No, life sometimes needs to take everything away, sometimes life needs to kick your ass and make you fight tooth and nail to get back everything you had. And then you realize.....

Golden takes another shot with the two wrestlers and stares off into the distance.

Jim Black: You realize?

Tre Golden: Oh, sorry drifted out there.... you realize that you were born to fight, fighting is who you are, and it is what makes you truly happy.

Tre Golden: I won't back down, and I won't be kept down, no matter how hard you hit me, I'll keep charging right toward the challenge.

Jim Black: Any idea on the date of your return?

Tre Golden: Still waiting on word from the OCW docs, they're a little careful right now, they swear they will be sued for letting Nate wrestle in his condition.

Tre Golden: But what I'm saying is I'm in Japan already, ill be in Tokyo at wrestlution, why not give the fans the gift of Golden? Long shot but I'm ready.

The men shovel the rest of the food in there mutha before finally leaning back and patting their stuffed bellies. After a short while Golden stands up and sets a pile of Yen on the table.

Tre Golden: Now if you don't mind jimmer, I have cardio to do.

Funaki suddenly jumps on golden's back as Clover straps heavy ankle and wrist weights onto Golden. Tre Golden then start sprinting down the busy street with confused strangers looking on with awe. Jim watches for a few seconds before turning to the camera.

Jim Black: There you have it folks, Back to you Gentlemen!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Could we see a return to the TRE GOLDEN ERA?
	I guess we will see!

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