Kassidy is holding both the “T.V. Championship” and the “F.I. Briefcase” walking down the halls of the backstage area, looking around for Dennis. Dennis is seen admiring himself on the cover of the Savage Lands poster. He then turns to look Kassidy’s way.
Dennis: Hm?
Kassidy: Dennis, there you are, What is your birthday?
Dennis: The Soul of Ex was bestowed upon me on (sheeeet...what was Lution 11’s date? Lol)
Kassidy eagerly spinning numbers on the briefcase to change the password,
Kassidy: Look!
Kassidy raises what he believes to be the FI Briefcase.
Dennis: What Is that?
Kassidy: Not only did I defend our TV title but I took the FI briefcase so now no can surprise cash in on you again. Djesus almost gave me a heart attack, when he did it.
Dennis looks to the peeling sticker on the briefcase.
The camera pans to the announce team.
What is....
SHHHHHH!
The camera pans to the announce team.
CAN'T WAIT!
Word!
IN THE LOCAL PARK!
CRIME NEVER RESTS!
AND NEITHER DOES SENTAI HARE!
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP!
Sentai Hare is seen sitting on a bench with some radar dish contraption spinning around on top of her FUTURE INVESTMENT briefcase.
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP!
Sentai Hare: By combining our robotic rabbit technology with this futuristic alien briefcase we have forged a Liger Mask Sensor. Look at the readings. Over one hundred forty-one and two-thirds percents of a match.
Her green compatriot walks up and inspects the machine.
Bunny D: The numbers don’t lie.
He takes a peek with a small green telescope off screen.
Bunny D: His karate moves are pretty cool, but he doesn’t even speak Spanish.
Sentai Hare: The perfect cover.
Bunny D: His last name is Law.
Sentai Hare: So we’d never suspect him. Don’t think why would he be Liger Mask…. think why wouldn’t he be Liger Mask?
Bunny D: Touché. I just can’t believe he’s been under our noses the whole time.
The camera reveals that the man they’ve been looking at is indeed Johnny Law doing “karate” on “OCW Wrestling Buddy” Nate Ortiz. (ONLY $29.99 at K-Mart!)
As Dragana and the local bystanders look on Johnny Law is seen stomping on the “OCW Wrestling Buddy” Nate Ortiz. (ONLY $29.99 at K-Mart!) He lets out a roar scaring some of the children.
Johnny Law: My finishing move… BEHOLD THE HAND OF GOD!
He rips off the head of the $29.99 OCW Wrestling Buddy to the shock and horror of everyone except Dragana!
Sentai Hare and Bunny D look on from the distance a bit shaken up. Bunny D then lifts up his right arm.
Bunny D: Bunny Blaster. GO!
The Light Green House of the Dead 2 Light Gun emerges into his hand, but Sentai Hare disarms him with her hare-like reflexes.
Sentai Hare: NO! Before we bust this Johnny rotten UNLAWFUL evil doer we must prove that he is indeed Liger Mask.
Bunny D: Proof? I thought we mathematically proved it with our Future Investment Liger Mask Sensor!
Sentai Hare: Everybody should stay in school and learn math but math doesn’t prove crime. We can’t just randomly shoot people in the face even if they are dirty criminals.
Bunny D hangs his head in shame.
Sentai Hare: If you want to defeat a criminal you have to get a confession out of them. Luckily Sentai Hare never leaves without her signature Hare Truth Serum. She reveals a small vial. By getting them to drink this when they speak they can only tell the truth. To do that we’re going on a double date… with crime!
She starts to walk off to greet Johnny Law and Dragana leaving Bunny D to play catch up.
The camera pans to the announce team.
THE GAMES A FOOT!
Oh lord!
Leonhart vs Dennis Black
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The camera pans to the announce team.
WHAT THE HELL MAN!
HAHAHA GAME BALL!
We pan backstage to the “supposed” SKWAD locker room. As usual there’s loud music, fun and laughter behind said door. BBD Gable the most recognizable member of TKF’s Entourage is standing guard in front. Guarding what, only god knows.
A palpable force enters the scene, the cameraman, BBD Gable even the viewers at home feel it deep in their bones. This force is better than them in every aspect of their existence.
That force is “He with the Iron Knee”, the beloved Kneesus Christ. Meaning that force is no other than The Betterness, Tiberius Octavian Dupree.
Dupree moves to open the door to the locker room, BBD Gable stands in his way. Dupree tries from another angle actually opening the door a little. BBD states firmly with a voice to small to make any conversation enjoyable.
BBD Gable: Winners only as per orders.
Dupree: Winner?! Do you freaking see this you witless titerius?!!
Tibby shoves his shiny OCW Hall of Fame ring practically up his nose.
Dupree: My name alone breaks down doors and boundaries! I made Matsuda a Hall of Famer from…
One of the annoying brothers of TKF shout from behind the door. (Does it matter which one?)
TKF: He’s a looosher to.
Dupree: I even turned that disgusting thing Paul Pugh into a Hall of Famer by sheer better force!
TKF: Hahaha you lost to a old man bruh.
TKF: Like ancient bruh.
TKF: Prehistoric bruh!
TKF: We Main Evented “Lution bruh…...
Feeling like a parent dealing with his unruly children Dupree takes a very deep breath and centers himself.
Dupree: I’ll deal with you lot later, I really can’t waste anymore energy on suppressing your stupidity right now. I’m off to my stylist...You!
He points directly at BBD Gable who seems dumbly unaware.
Dupree: Next time you get in my way I will knee your body inside out and wear your skin as a freaking Halloween costume, ask Sean McGee.
The force that makes you question your own mediocrity has left the scene, but before we fade we hear….
