Recorded Earlier!
The food has arrived at the Local Italian Restaurant. PIZZA FOR EVERYONE! YAY!
Also there’s a bunch of empty beer bottles piled up near Johnny Law. An empty Vial of the "Sentai Hare" truth serum can be seen exposed.
Johnny: Yyyyou think you’re so important with that briefcase round ya.
Sentai: What do you know about Liger Mask?
Johnny: I…...I bet my last dollar Dragana can kick yourrrr assssss…..
Sentai: NANI!? Dragana works for Liger Mask!?
Dragana: ...…
Bunny D: It all makes sense. It wasn’t quite a confession, but we got what we needed. We know who our enemies are!
Sentai: WE NEED MORE INFORMATION!
Bunny D: Dragana, where do you guys hideout?
Dragana: …
Sentai: She’s good she knows the truth serum only works when she talks! OH NO SHE KNOWS WE’VE BEEN EXPOSED!
Johnny: Ay! I’m not donnne talking to you!
Sentai takes out a notepad and a pen.
Sentai: NONSENSE! Mr. Law, you will confess all your wrongdoings as part of your crime syndicate!!!!
Johnny looks at the ground and hiccups.
Johnny: …...Ooooookkkk….. 10 MINUTES LATER
We see more empty beer bottles strewn across the table, and you can see drops of sweat all over Johnny Law’s chin. Wait, is that sweat or…..
Johnny (crying): AND I NEVER GAVE HIM BACK THOSE LEGOS! HIS MOM STILL HATES ME! OH GAWD, I’M SUCH A PIECE OF S***.....
Dragana looks on in horror. Bunny D is cringing as Sentai is taking extensive notes.
Sentai: Such vulgarity too…
Bunny D: I don’t think he’s our guy. We should probably leave…
Sentai: No we stay. We still don’t have enough information.
Johnny (crying): DRAGANA WILL KICK YOUR ASSS!
Trapped in this predicament Dragana is left with only one option and just drags off the crying Johnny Law by his collar escorting him through the door.
Bunny D: You guys forgot to pay the bill!
Sentai: FIENDS! DINING AND DASHING! THEY SHALL PAY LITERALLY PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY! ONLY A TRUE VILLAIN LIKE LIGER MASK WOULD COMMIT SUCH DEEDS!
Sentai:
THAT DRAGANA ALSO CAN’T KICK MY ASS BECAUSE I’LL KICK HER ASS BECAUSE I’M SENTAI HARE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE AND I WILL STOP ALL VILLAINY!
Sentai:
I HAVE THE FUTURISTIC INVESTMENT BRIEFCASE BECAUSE ONLY I CAN PREVENT THE DARKEST TIMELINE! I MUST LEAVE NOW! AWAYYYYYY!
Sentai Hare runs off leaving Bunny D the only one at the table. He sighs as he’s the only one left to pay the bill. He was sad.
To be continued?
The camera pans to the announce team.
That girl ain't right!
I think you might be on to something!
Big Ed vs Austin Lee
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Woah!
Indeed!
Time Stamp - Earlier Today
OCW Superstars begin to file into MSG before bell time at this week's Riot. A camera crew and producer are posted up near the talent and staff entrance. After watching a few nondescript staffers walk by, they notice Dimsmore heading in.
They both hustle to try and catch up with him. Dimsmore seems motivated and is storming into the building. The producer remains off camera as he attempts to get Dimsmore’s attention.
Producer: Dimsmore….. Dimsmore…. a quick word??
Dimsmore doesn’t acknowledge them and continue to power walk. The crew stays right on his tail.
Producer: Dimsmore, this is the first time we’ve seen you since Lution. We wanted to get your thoughts on the newfound alliance with Our Hero JCS, the World Champ Drago and your now former leader of The PURGE Mugen?
Dimsmore stops dead in his tracks after that question.
Dimsmore: LEADER?!?!
Dimsmore slowly turns towards the crew. Man, he’s fuming. The look he is giving the producer could burn a hole thru any man.
Dimsmore: A leader doesn’t pull what he pulled at Lution. A leader who assembled a crew in his image that was set to usher OCW into the faction warz. And what do you know, the only one that was left standing was US!!!!
Dimsmore: A leader doesn’t abandon ship. A leader does not turn his back on his brethren. And it’s quite obvious that a leader Mugen was not.
Dimsmore: But hey, not everyone is built to be a leader of men. And it’s evident that all the lines and jargon that he fed me leading up to Lution 10 was garbage. Hmmmm…. Better to know the truth than to be fed continual lies.
Dimsmore takes a step back and strokes his beard which has multiple small braids across his jaw line. Then he steps back towards the cameraman and producer.
Dimsmore: I think it’s time to Mugen and the OCW universe who the true Ace of The PURGE is.
Dimsmore faints a backhand slap at the crew and both of them stumble back. He gives off a slight smirk before walking away from them.
End Scene
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Dimsmore is ready for war tonight!
But will Mugen be?
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Can't wait!
YESSS!
Versus: Welcome back! So, sadly, we are without a translator for this interview...realllllllly shoulda done my homework on this one.
You suddenly hear Ed from off camera say "Hold on V!" The camera pans over to Ed speaking to someone outside the door.
Ed: Japanese...you speak it right?
...: Seems a little presumptive to assume because I'm Asian, that I speak Japanese. You're white, do you speak Italian?
Ed: Actually, si.
...: Touche...yeah. I do.
Ed: Good, you'll do.
Ed grabs the man by the arm and drags him in, and as expected (right...I mean, there ain't too many Asian folk up in this place...so you had to have known it was Mugen) it's Mugen!
Mugen: What are we doing here? Are we going to a hibachi? I like when he makes the volcano out of the onion pieces to be honest. I tried it at home bu....Nate? Hojo?
Hojo: Hai.
Mugen: Hi.
Nate: Mugen.
Mugen: Nate.
Versus: Versus.
Everyone stares at each other awkwardly for a brief moment.
Versus: SO, let's get this underway shall we? Nate, in that video we showed earlier, it's evident that there's a VERY distinct possibility that Hojo cost you your title match with Drago, is that fair to say?
As Versus speaks, Mugen is translating, in real time, what's being said to Hojo.
Nate: Not a possibility, that's a fact V. This "ref" took an Ortiz Express, and you don't just happen to walk into that lane when I'm there.
Nate:
I've been doing this far too long to know people don't just accidentally get his by that...especially not a ref, and especially a ref that's been assigned an OCW World Title match! I want answers, and I want them now.
Versus: Hojo, I have to agree with Nate, seems fishy. What gives?
Hojo: Watashi wa kono otoko no sugu soba de, watashi no tonari,-gao no peinto o shita hito no sugu soba de, hitto shimashita. Watashi wa anata to watashinokazoku o yogoshite shimaimashita.
Hojo:
Watashi wa hidoku mōshiwakearimasenga, watashi no kodomo-tachi wa kutsu o motte imasendeshita. Watashitachiha piza koya no yoko no hako ni sunde imasu.
Hojo:
Watashitachi wa nan-kagetsu mo piza no kawa o tabete imashitaga, pizahatto no piza no kawa ga dorekurai kawaīdesu ka? Watashi wa mushiro jibun no kuso o tabetai to omotte imashita.
Mugen: So....what the esteemed referee said.....by the way we are not related, he is Japanese like I but we are in no way related. What he said is that it was his fault. He got in the way. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he wants to apologize to Nate.
Hojo: Shikashi, watashi wa mata hijō ni riko-tekide, watashi no tsuma no tame no chibusa zōkyō to watashitachi ga tabeta gārufurendo no pan no attakai chūmon ni, dansei ga watashi ni ataeta kao no toryō ni okane o tsuiyashimashita. Sore wa eikōdatta. Watashi wa hidoi hitodesu.
Mugen: He also says that he wants to sacrifice something of importance for his error. He said his arm but that's a bit drastic don't ya think? He will be sacrificing 25% of his pay to a charity of my choosing.
Nate: REALLY!?! Just an accident...just happened to be in the wrong place, wrong time.
Nate takes a deep breath, very deep, and as he exhales he shoots a piercing glare at Hojo and then Mugen.
Nate: Ok, let's...
Versus: I GOT IT!!! Highly Impeccable Gracious Harmonies!! That's a great chorus name!!
Veronica: We were kinda hoping that it would also say something about us being all female.
Versus: Let's just put that at the end, right? Highly Impeccable Gracious Harmonies, All Female!
Mugen: Really? You're going to name your chorus HIGH AF?
Versus: Sure...why? Is there something wrong with that?
Veronica: It's accurate!
Mugen: I see nothing wrong with that.
Versus: Great! Just...just great. You have no idea how much that bugged me...no idea.
Nate tilts his head and glances over at Versus...
Nate: Really? No idea?
Versus: Nope! Now, back to Hojo and you...I think it's nice of Hojo to donate to charity. That's a great gesture of good faith.
Versus:
And Nate, if there's one lesson to be learned from this is about forgiveness.
Versus:
Let's open up Instagram here on my smart telephone and see if someone just so happens to have a picture of a quote about forgiven....here we go, first one, from bobby_denega, Forgiveness is like dicks, you just need to get as much as you can and not tell anyone....wait....that, that's terrible!
Versus:
Look, I'm not good with words, so think of it this way, if I can forgive Leon for trying to kill me, I think you can forgive this poor little mustached fellah for letting you break his ribs.
Nate: I'm so lost right now. Look, Hojo...Mugen translate this perfectly for me, please.
Mugen: On it.
Nate: I understand, mistakes happen, and if this is a true mistake, I forgive you.
Mugen: Watashi ga anata ni shiharatta koto o darenimo tsutaetara, anata no wifes no nise no oppai o toridashi, anata no menomaede sorera o kawakasudeshou.
Nate: But, if I find out that you lied, and there was some sort of collusion...I will do more than break your ribs.
Mugen: Watashi wa atarashī ha o hikkurikaesou to shite imasu. Moshi anata ga watashi no tame ni kore o dainashi ni sureba, anata wa indiresuringu no shiai no yō ni sukoshidemo hatarakanai yō ni shimasu. Anata no musuko o naiki kōjō de yatoudeshou. Kare wa kutsu o tsukuru koto ga dekimasuga, watashi wa akachan o aishite irunode, nin'i no mamō o yoyūganai!
Mugen:
Anata ga shazai shite iru yō ni, neito ni takusan no jikan o sasagemashou.
Hojo:(bowing to Nate repetitively) Watashi wa nani mo iwanai. Watashi wa mushiro watashinokazoku o haji o kaka se, watashi no tsuma ga mukizu no eichikappu o ushinau yori mo shinudarou.
Mugen: He says he's sorry.
Nate: Really? All that and he says he's sorry?
Mugen: Japanese is a complex language.
Nate: Yeah, I bet.
Versus: Good, great! It seems we settled that. Doesn't everyone feel better?! I'd like to thank our guests, Nate and Hojo, and our improptu interpreter, Mugen! HIGH AF, take us home with "I'm turning Japanese." Thanks everyone for joining us today, and we'll see you next time on the Tiki Monestary!
