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The camera pans to a rare moment in modern day OCW the Officer of Mr.Sensation aka Our Hero. On his desk a smattering of papers stacked as high as a droog!
Since regaining control of OCWFED Our Hero has been mostly maintained a low profile. A stark contrast to his usual pomposity in the days of yore!
As he continues to work at a frenzied almost manic pace his door swings open. It is none other than ...."Our Humble Hero" The OCW Turmoil and Television Champion Dennis, don't call me Doris Black!
Our Hero: Way to knock, Daisy.
Dennis furrows his brow seemingly annoyed at the disrespect!
Dennis: It is D-E-N-N-I-S...the greatest Champion in OCW..BLACK!
Our Hero raises an eye-brow.
Our Hero: I D-O-N-T......C-A-R-E......besides Nate isn't in this room. It's just an over worked Hero and a gray skinned leathery midget with a bad dye job!
Dennis nostrils flare up!
Dennis: Senile old man! I have carried this COMPANY ON MY BACK SINCE WRE....
Our Hero cuts dennis off!
Our Hero: Look man....as you can see I got a lot of paperwork to do...so let me guess how this goes, you say something about being the shining star of OCW, the greatest thing since sliced bread....you carry this company, how I am old out of touch, how you have beat 10000 legends yada yada yada.
Our Hero: Then I say things like you got lucky, you are ugly, you don't know how to handle a woman, and you have not been truely tested, you are entitled et cetera!
Dennis tries to speak Our Hero puts his hand up and continues!
Our Hero: Then you put on your big boy voice and switch to incredibly mean and personal insults, in an effort to invoke my ignorance, which works albiet briefly. We then go back and forth like 2 fighting chickens.
Dennis tries once again to speak Our Hero puts his finger up as he now on a roll!
Our Hero: At which point you make some kind of threat for the Main Event and your opponent in this case Tobin Frost.
Our Hero:
Something like YOU WILL LEARN!.
Our Hero:
At this point I will have had it I'll mention Bill Ding, you will have a small meltdown, knock something over angrily and leave in a huff to prepare for your match!
Our Hero: Does that about cover it, Dennis?
Our Humble Hero stares daggers at Our Hero as he about faces and leaves Our Hero's office slamming the door, but not before knocking over a photo of Mr.Sensation his Daughter Tiffany and his Grandchildren.
Our Hero sighs as he opens a a drawer from his desk and looks down and speaks.
Our Hero: Man....that kids is TOTALLY BONKERS!!!!
The Camera pans to the other side of Our Hero's desk to reveal LORD SHARK as Our Hero tosses a Tiny fist bump to his TOTALLY LOYAL AND RAD GUARDIAN!
The camera pans to the announce team.
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The camera pans to the announce team.
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We fade into the backstage area where we see the World Heavyweight Champion, Drago Cesar, facing a vending machine.
He puts some coins in the machine and pushes a button. We see a chocolate bar start to move, but fail to drop. Drago starts to shake the machine, but it won't budge.
Drago: Come on!
Drago starts to punch the machine, and even though we see the chocolate bar move a little bit, it's clearly not enough. Drago puts his hand on his chin.
Drago: Hmm.......
Drago: Have to remember what Versus tell you. Focus on positive energy.
Drago decides that aggression isn't the best course of action and instead opts to give the vending machine a hug.
Due to its large size, Drago struggles to wrap his arms around the entire thing, and in trying to do so, tips the machine over, which results in a resounding thud.
Drago looks down and sees that the chocolate bar has been released from the clutches of the vending machine. He grabs the bar, unwraps it, and starts eating it.
We see Stacy Clark enter from the other side, looking rather flustered.
Stacy: Oh my goodness. Uh, Drago, we're just a few weeks away from Savage Lands. How are you preparing for your world title match against Versus?
Drago (eating): He teach me positive energy. No more negative thought! This match, there be no anger.
Drago: Versus teach me how to take all negative energy from war, all battle, and convert into something that be better influence on people.
Drago: At Savage Land, we will compete, but without hate. Only fair, honest competition.
Drago finishes the last of his chocolate bar as he pulls out his phone.
Drago: If you excuse me, I'm have to make phone call.
Drago steps out and calls someone.
Drago: Hey Versus, want to go bowling???
The scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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