The camera moves forward towards golden omnipotence, you can feel it. The vibe is spectacular, the air is buzzing with empowerment. The golden decorations adorning every crevice of this backstage area can only mean one thing, Tiberius Octavian Dupree is in the building.

“He with the Iron Knee”, your new OCW Light Heavyweight Champion is having a celebration. Everyone should feel unbelievably special, you’ve been invited to…..

BETTERNESS’S BETTERWEIGHT BETTERBRATION!!! FREAKING LIVE!!!

The camera continues through the area sectioned off for Tibby’s celebration showing golden balloons of Betterness, golden ribbons of Betterness, golden signs of Betterness, golden everything of Betterness.

We finally reach the OCW Hall of Famer who is sitting in a golden throne like chair surrounded by golden fur and silks as he rightfully should. His championship resting in his lap.

BETTERNESS: As I sit here and ponder upon the universe, many, many things have crossed this glorious mind of mine. Yet the most prominent thought is of summer, how everyone loves summer….

BETTERNESS: All the overweight people in their bathing suits splashing in pools of mediocrity across America. All the snot-nosed millennials released from the chains of schooling. Barbeques, spandex and flip flops, I’m sure you all love it.

BETTERNESS: Well all those things are good and dandy, but that isn’t what I think of when I think of summer. I think of the BETTERNESS! I think of THE FIRE!! I think of how I own the freaking summer.

BETTERNESS: I said I would take the Light Heavyweight Championship from that god forsaken brit and I did just that. Not that I need trinkets to prove my worth like that cinnamon midget you may all know. I took it just to prove a point, that Summer Solstice is mine!

Suddenly we hear balloons popping, balloons of betterness exploding. Some pleb is popping his balloons, what kind of….

Greater Than The Greatest Of All Time himself Nate Ortiz is the culprit. Tibby stands up in all his golden Betterness as Nate enters the room as if he was invited. He DEFINITELY wasn’t freaking invited.

Nate looks unimpressed at the celebration of BETTERNESS.

Nate: Well I guess that old saying is true. How does it go again? You know I’ve been hit in the head a few too many times.

Nate rubs his head jokingly as if in pain.

Nate: Ah yea, “Celebrate the little things”.

BETTERNESS gives a look of both confusion and annoyance.

Nate: You know because the last great thing you did was beating me 3 years ago.

Nate picks up a balloon.

Nate: Sorry to burst your bubble.

Nate pops the balloon as he exits, leaving the Light Heavyweight Champion seething and triggered.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	True facts!
	How dare you!

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The camera pans to the announce team.

	THE CARNAGE!
	GOOD LORD!