Unfortunately he came out during the brief commercial break so anyone at home missed it. Missed what you may ask? “He with the Iron Knee” silly, Tiberius Octavian Dupree, your beloved Betterness and OCW Lightheavyweight Champion for those ill informed.

Only those in person got to witness his beautiful entrance but don’t fret you get to hear the glorious sound of his voice in just a few moments. Obviously those with mediocrity in their hearts boo and jeer him. Yet those with true ambition in their blood shout like kings.

BETTERNESS: Blasphemous!!!

He looks dead in the camera as if he’s looking through it and talking directly to Nate freaking Ortiz.

BETTERNESS: First you accuse me of accosting your bastard family. Then you decide to put your arthritic hands on me thinking it would get you your way. Please….

BETTERNESS: You’re honestly more pathetic and more senile than I originally thought. You really are unbelievable and not the kind of unbelievable you think you still are…..

Tibby does his “now vintage” thinking emoji pose.

BETTERNESS: Did you know in ancient Norse culture it was honorable for the elderly to willingly sacrifice themselves as not to be a burden to their starving village. 

BETTERNESS: And we all know that locker room is THIRSTY for every manner of opportunity old man…

BETTERNESS: So that’s what you should do, literally kill yourself, save your village Nate. Save it, because I don’t want your career, I don’t even want your life. You’ve retired before, for Kneesus sake you’ve even come back from the freaking dead as a zombie.

BETTERNESS: You don’t die. You just get older and come back again until you win, it’s annoyingly sad. You’re like the Hercules of freaking cockroaches. 

He pretends to crush puny Nate under his foot.

BETTERNESS: I crushed your soul years ago yet somehow you found the strength to dish your walker and posture your way back to the top wielding your past glory like a shovel….AGAIN.

BETTERNESS: Yet every summer solstice your panties immediately start to bunch. I bet that all you see in you sleep is Dragon Shouts every single summer day. So that’s what I want, but I want that permanently.

BETTERNESS: I want your summer, from the first day of it to the first day of fall. I want you to burst out in tears when your tenth illegitimate child asks why you hate bbq and coleslaw. 

BETTERNESS: I want that, I want your vacations, pool parties, 4th of July, I want it all….You will not compete or even glance at a wrestling ring during the summer ever again...I will take it... sure is my name is Mr. Summercide!

BETTERNESS: My Streak, Your Summer!!! 

After cutting a hell of a promo you’re probably impressed, you should be. The screen can now fade to black with you absolutely knowing what will occur this sunday. Salutations.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	TALK ABOUT A STIPULATION!
	OHHH MY GOD!!!

Bill Ding vs Big Ed

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I CANT!!
	HAAHAHHAHAHAA YESSSSSS!

We fade into the ring, where we see Dennis Black and Madison Cox taking in a shower of boos from the crowd. Her actions at the start of the show has left the audience riled up all evening. Dennis is about to lift his mic when Madison stops him and starts talking first.

Madison: Before our King shares a few words with you peasants, I would just like to respond to a certain ladyboy’s challenge this past Turmoil. At Summercide, I will destroy what is left of that urban ladyboy mime Dragana! AND THEN, i will take what is rightfully mine. I will take what I am entitled to. The OCW Women’s title. If you have any doubt...just ask Ace how serious I am. Now onto other pressing matters.

Dennis nods as he starts to speak.

Dennis: For what has felt like forever, I have been held down and oppressed by the likes of those such as Mr. Sensation and every part-timer that thinks their s*** doesn’t stink. The only reason I can think of why I have received such vitriol from management, the locker room, and all of denegas out here watching right now…...

The crowd boos and someone tosses some popcorn Dennis’ way, which he sidesteps.

Dennis: Jealousy. Admit it. I guarantee every simpleton in the locker room and all your so called “Hall of Famers” would kill to be where I’m at; being the single greatest performer to have existed today. I’ve got it all. The look. The entrances. My own bus-

Madison: And me! 

Dennis: And Madison! The ONLY thing stopping all of you from accepting that fact is one foolish Serbian.

The crowd pops for the mention of Drago.

Dennis: I’ve ended his career, and Summercide isn’t even here. Years in this ring, dominating the roster. And all it took was one....kick. With this contract -

Madison holds up the contract that dastardly duo stole last week. 

Dennis: If he has a pair between his legs, he’ll come down here right now and….

Dennis is interrupted by the sound of Tarzan Boy as Drago steps onto the stage, with the crowd firmly behind him. He takes a deep breath before he walks down the ramp and slides in the ring. He stands face to face with Dennis.

Dennis: Just the man I wanted to see. How does it feel? Knowing that your end is coming near? All because you wouldn’t let me have what I want, what I’ve been ENTITLED to. YOU were the one who stopped Nate from giving me what I deserve!

Drago: It feel great….Knowing I’m retire and you’re not gonna get what you want.

Dennis is getting agitated and starts pacing briefly.

Dennis: YOU WILL BOW TO ME WHEN SUMMERCIDE IS FINISHED! AND IF NOT, I’LL MAKE SURE YOU WON’T LEAVE THAT BUILDING AT ALL!

Drago smiles as Dennis is fuming.

Drago: Then how about this. To prove that whoever win is not fluke. You and me. Three stages of hell.

Dennis: Excellent, then I choo-

Drago holds up a hand to Dennis, which confuses him.

Drago: You not choosing anything. She is.

Drago points to Madison which confuses Dennis even further. The Queen starts thinking of ideas as Dennis watches intently.

Madison: Very well. Then how does this sound? In this order: No Holds Barred, a Tables match, and if some miracle if goes to a third match…..then it should be a Ladder match! My King would capture the OCW Championship the same way he did to the Turmoil TV Championship all those eons ago. 

Drago and Dennis nod.

Drago: Then it is decided. You having both world championship? Can’t let that happen. Not for my sake, not for my family sake, and most important, not to OCW. You might be focus on having all championship that you can possibly get your hand on, but I’m gonna do what nobody else has done this season. I’m gonna defeat you and be the first man to make you learn your lesson come Summercide, and not only that, but I’m gonna do something else that you haven’t done…...Retire as OCW Champion, and prove my worth as the TRUE King of OCW!

Drago holds his title up high as the crowd starts to get excited. Dennis looks to his sides before he nails Drago with a superkick, knocking him to the mat. Madison poses with Dennis and picks up the OCW Championship and raises it up high as Drago is left clutching his head. The show comes to a close with several OCW officials and referees rushing to the ring. Dennis and Madison leave the ring as they are showered with boos.