The scene opens up in a room that seems to be fairly new. It looks like an apartment of somesort. The apartment had a coffee table with Supreme stickers placed all over the glass surface. As the camera pans up we see the Fuqboi himself Anthony Baker who seems to be on the phone.
Baker: No, no, mom. I will not get the tattoo removed.
He rolls his eyes at what his mom says on the phone.
Baker: Are you serious? You thought it was cool at Lution. So why should I get rid of it now?
He pulls the phone away from his face as we can hear his mom yelling at him.
Mom: ANTHONY ARE YOU A FREAKING IDIOT?! WHAT HAPPENS IF OCW DOESN’T WORK OUT?! YOU CAN’T GET A JOB NOW.
Baker: Mom, mom. Calm down. The Bakerness, the fellow OCW fuqboi. They need me. OCW needs my sex appeal.
Mom: SEX APPEAL?! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. YOU NEED A FUTURE. NOT SOME WRESTLING THING THAT WON’T STICK.
Baker pulls the phone away, puts it on speaker, and sets the phone on the table as he kicks his feet up.
Mom: YOU CAN BARELY EVEN WIN ANYMORE. STIGMATA HAD YOUR HEAD ON A PLATE. HE WAS GONNA EAT YOU FOR DINNER.
Baker: But he didn’t. I got the W. I won fair and square. You know he didn’t stand a chance. Yes he put up a fight. But a W is a W.
Mom: You know what. If you lose tonight against Samsin then you have to get it removed. Deal?
Baker sat up and thought about the deal.
Baker: And what if I win? What do I get?
Mom: You get to keep it?
Baker stands up off the couch and throws a fist in the air in celebration.
Baker: DOPE! Sounds like a deal. Love you, you’re beautiful.
The camera pans away as we hear the call hang up and a door slam as the scene fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
A boy and his mum!
He is not a boy he is a MAN, MAN!
As the last segment ends, a slight moment of silence slowly cast itself thru the arena. Then a random section of the audience starts to roar in excitement.
A spotlight searches for the area with all the commotion and finds it. They find H2O sitting down with his arms wide laying across the top of each seat next to him.
The fans are in a frenzy as they surround him. He shows them love as his fist bumps some and shakes the hands of others. A lovely female fan couldn't help but to hug him from behind.
From what you can see from the X-Tron, she takes out her phone and it looks like she asks for a selfie. He looks back and realizes how cute she was and was happy to oblige with a shrug and a smile and takes the selfie.
The hand he fist bumped with holds the beloved microphone to help display the voice that binds OCW together. Ladies and gentlemen..he is The “O” of OCW, H-2-O.
H2O: Well, well, well. It's very palpable that you guys are glad to see me back.
Crowd pops.
H2O: As you should already know I'm glad to see all of you as well. Some of the boys in the back are happy as well.
H2O: Guys like my friend, Anthony Baker! B2O is back with a vengeance! The tag division won't be the same.
H2O: Also others like a guy who's a tad bit less flamboyant, like yours truly. Who's also a champion but not as good as I'm going to be.
H2O: A Hall of Famer who's plaque has a picture on there that would get a 1000 likes on social media from guys like Lawrence Larkspur or this Lavender Lilac guy on Turmoil. My future plaque will get so much more respect than that.
H2O: I'm talking about The Light Heavyweight Champion, Tiberius Dupree! Maybe after that soliloquy he won't be much as a friend.
You hear some laughter fill the arena. He makes his way to the floor and hops over the barricade to make his way to the ring.
H2O: He knows as well as anyone that when the Light Heavyweight Division is even mentioned it's H2O everyone talks about. If it wasn't for your ridiculous cartwheels in those bright shiny pants during my match with Ryu it would be me facing you instead of him.
H2O: One of these days it will be you and I my friend. No 3rd man like the last defense and no trash thrown my way like the Anniversary Show.
H2O tries to continue but is pleasantly interrupted by the fans chanting his name, H-2-O, H-2-O, H-2-O!
H2O smirks and takes a moment to register the growing love directed to him. He struts around the ring overgrown with confidence.
H2O: Until then, H2O knows what he has to do. Riot 483 is the kickoff show to the new season!
H2O walks over and quickly steps up to the middle turnbuckle and continues.
H2O: Which means new opponents!
H2O: Which means new excitement!
Camera zooms in closely to his face.
H2O:Which means new...Light Heavyweight Champion!
H2O music hits as he slowly raises both of his hands as the scene fades.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Much excite!
The HEAD....VETERAN? is Back?
We’re backstage with Jim Black. He’s standing there with the OCW Tag Team Champions, Liger & Bunny.
Jim Black: At OCW’s 13th Anniversary Show we crowned new contenders to the OCW Tag Team Championship. The team of Tobin Frost and KD, American Badass Mothas! I was wondering if I could get your guys thoughts on this new deadly pairing?
Bunny D: Well first of all those two are lucky badass isn’t a swear word or they’d be in trouble. Second of all congratulations. It’s an absolute honor to face off against two of OCW’s great veterans.
Liger Mask: El honor es para los débiles.
Bunny D: You’re right Liger Mask. Double the honor is better than normal honor.
Liger Mask: Extraño a mi traductor. LA LENGUAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Bunny D: KD doesn’t need a tractor for his garden, but I feel like we’ve been getting off track. We might have won these tag titles in a single night of teaming with each other and we might not have the same storied careers as our upcoming opponents, but we’re the champions for a reason.
Liger Mask: ¡La imbatible Liger Mask tiene la carrera más legendaria!
Bunny D: And with the power of friendship, teamwork and justice we can’t lose.
Bunny D gives a thumbs up to the camera while Liger Mask sighs and walks away.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Such an Odd Couple!
But effective!
A.BAKER VS SAMSIN SIMSIN
The camera pans to the announce team.
Wham bam!
Thank you Mam!
The Sakuraba’s logo flashes across the screen as the cameras roll. The logo fades into an image of The Lord of the Lariat, the Suplex Savior, the Messiah of the Multiverse, the brand new 2 time OCW World Champion sitting with his back to the camera.
He spins around in his seat holding a glass of champagne in his right hand with the new custom Mugenta releathered belt on his left shoulder.
Mugen: Oh hey, didn't see ya there. Well first of all, I want to apologize to all my fans that I couldn't be there in person but you guys know I like to party…...and well…
The camera zooms out as Mugen outstretches his right arm. We find Sakuraba's packed with friends of Mugen, family and just regular fans who are taking the opportunity to celebrate.
Mugen: I am at my restaurant tonight celebrating being OCW World Champion again.
Molly walks into the scene texting away on her phone as she sits down next to Mugen.
Mugen: Now, as your World Champion again I want to declare that OCW is the greatest place to be once again. See, the last time I was your champion, it was during some of my darker times in my life. Not this time!
Mugen shakes his head as he tries to make Molly shake her head to no avail.
Mugen: Through the power of peace, love, unity and respect. I am once again your champion and I promise you that I will continue to make OCW the greatest place ever.
Mugen motions for some people to come into the area. They seem reluctant at first as Mugen is pressuring them even more with wild hand motions.
We finally see Drago Cesar and Bobby Minio walk into the scene.
Mugen: My best friend Drago here has been partly responsible for helping me with my rehabilitation back to kindness. And with that, please have a drink on me tonight.
Drago: But I don't drink bubba.
Mugen puts his hand on his chin and thinks for a moment.
Mugen: Glass of soda?
Drago: Okay….
Mugen: Delightful! Dilly dilly!
Mugen raises his glass up in the air as everybody in the room except for Drago and Bobby yell “Dilly dilly”
Drago: What is this dilly dilly you yell.
Mugen: Oh it's like a rally cry. I don't know, it sounded cool to say.
Drago shrugs as he walks away to get a drink.
Bobby: I appreciate the invite but I don't know man. I feel like you got something fishy up your sleeves again.
Mugen rolls up the sleeves to his shirt and looks at both of his arms.
Mugen: Doesn't look like I have anything there.
Mugen starts laughing and slaps his leg to the lack of amusement from Bobby.
Mugen: But no seriously. I'm a changed man. Want me to show you my card?
Bobby: I've seen it already.
Mugen: Then have you also heard from my sponsor?
Bobby: What? Versus is here?
A very familiar voice from far away is heard but you don’t see him at all.
Versus: I’m here!
Bobby: How did he hear us from all the way there.
Versus: Bitch! I’m a freaking god! And yes! Mugen is refined now!
Mugen: See? How about it buddy?
Mugen sticks his hand out in front of Bobby. Bobby looks at it intently and goes in for a firm handshake.
Mugen: Bobby, the 13th Anniversary was just a new beginning for both of us. I am the King of Kindness and we will show the world what we can do.
Mugen and Bobby fist bump as the camera zooms back in on Mugen and Molly.
Mugen: So, for all the fans in The Garden tonight. Why don’t you take a stroll up 8th Ave over to 45th Street and come visit Sakuraba’s tonight. Drinks on yours truly.
Mugen raises a glass with a huge grin on his face. The scene fades out.