Our weary and anguished Humble Hero climbs out of a limo after it pulls into the arena’s underground parking lot. The scene shifts to the passenger side door on the other side of the limo. Once the door opens, the camera zooms in on the best set of legs in the wrestling business exiting the limo.
There were several whistles from the audience as the camera zooms out to reveal Madison Cox. The Turmoil Heavyweight Championship was draped over her shoulder as she walked around the limo.
Jim Black (no relation) walks over to Dennis Black with a mic in hand. Madison patted Dennis on the back in reassurance.
Jim: I'm here with the Turmoil Heavyweight Champion Dennis Black, and Madison Cox. Only days ago, the both of you were put through a table by Jackson Montgomery during a poker game gone wrong. The OCW Universe wants-
Dennis raises his hand, cutting the interview short. Madison steps closer to Jim and speaks into the mic.
Madison: I've taken worse from this one in the Obsidian Tower than any man, Jackson Montgomery included, could ‘ever’ inflict on me, Jim.
Jim: The Obsidian Tower? What is-
Madison: Don't interrupt me, Black. You don't want to know...nor could you handle it.
Madison: The idea that these savages that encompass the OCW Universe can vote on the fate of the Turmoil Heavyweight Championship is absurd!
Madison: Table? The Cell? Last Man Standing? Who comes up with this nonsense? Dennis Black is a classically trained WRESTLER!
Madison: All of these choices benefit the Challenger. The continued disrespect and attempts to dethrone Dennis Black by the front office has reached appalling levels.
Madison: Mr. Sensation is very aware that as long as Dennis Black holds this Championship, the OCW Title will remain as the meaningless paper championship he forced it to become. Jackson, The OCW Universe you love so dearly will be your undoing.
The audience boos loudly as Jim Black turns his attention to Dennis Black.
Dennis: Couldn't have said it better myself, Madison. Now then, let's get to tonight’s Main Event. Riot is looking for its first good one of the season. That's why I'm here, Jim. That's my role in this company.
Dennis: You stand Dennis Black across from a man who's never wrestled before, and that man will still walk away with match of the night. I'm just that good.
Dennis: You stand Dennis Black across from a wrestler with no charisma and the fans walk away remembering that match simply because he was in the ring with me.
Dennis: What happens when you stand Dennis Black across from a man that is limited in the ring and well passed his expiration date like Lucas Crowe? Crowe walks away with match of the night.
Dennis removes his sunglasses, hands it to Madison, and looks directly at the camera.
Dennis: But that isn’t happening tonight. Tonight, I will make an example out of Crowe. I will dominate him. Destroy him. This is going to be over before you know it. Because tonight, all I'm going see standing across from me is Jackson Montgomery.
Dennis: I hope you watch very closely, Jackson. No one puts their hands on Madison other than me. You will pay dearly.
Madison hands them back to Dennis. Dennis puts his shades on and walks off with a purpose. Madison lovingly pets the Turmoil Heavyweight Championship.
Madison: Did you feel that intensity, Jim? Anyone else here a little damp now or is just me?
Madison: Don't answer that, pervert.
Madison hair flips and exits the scene. Jim Black sighs and lowers the mic as the scene comes to a close.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Well THEN!
I mean if we are being honest I am a bit moist!
KATherine vs Heather Angelo
The camera pans to the announce team.
What an all out war!
GOD DANG!
It’s been a bit difficult for the average person to figure out which timeline we are truly in. But don’t fret, that mediocre brain of yours doesn’t need to really know. All you need to know is that this segment contains Tiberius Octavian Dupree, OCW Lightheavyweight Champion and Your Beloved Betterness.
This segment is also featuring OCW World Heavyweight Champion and the King of Kindness, Mugen, but nobody really cares about that guy. What we do care about is the gold inoperable mechanical robot standing between the two.
Mugen: I’m not trying to be rude, because being rude goes against what it means to be nice, and everyone knows I’m the nicest person in OCW. But why in the hell are you walking around with a cross dressing robot?
Mugen: Didn’t know you were into that kinda thing….but then again……...
Mugen looks at Tibby as if he has 3 heads and all of them attracted to cross dressing robots.
Dupree: Sigh….it’s a Betterlek, but I can’t get it to work properly…
Mugen steals the thinking emoji, each thought more dangerous than the next.
Mugen: It’s probably that wig.
Mugen points to the golden wig on top of the gold plated robot, Tibby pulls a comb out of thin air and starts combing it gently.
Dupree: How dare you, this is 100% Natural and the source of it’s power. That’s why I’m here, I’m missing a particular part, which was created by your R & D lab at TOLMC 5 years from now.
Mugen: 5 years from now I will still be the nicest person in OCW.
Dupree: That’s nice but what does that have to do with the part I need?
Mugen: Because if right now was 5 years from now then I would be nice and give you the part, it’s okay though.
Dupree: Why do you have the part?!
Mugen: No…I’m still a nice guy 5 years before 5 years from now, that’s why.
Tibby finishes combing Betterlek’s glorious hair and takes a deep breath.
Dupree: Sigh….what about the prototype? There has to be a prototype!
A lightbulb goes off in Mugen’s head and he walks over to a crate with mechanical parts and starts tossing them over his shoulder till he finds what he’s looking for.
We see the random pieces that are thrown and whizzing past Dupree’s head like a cylindrical tube with small slit openings on each side, a pair of shutter shades, a pack of Mentos (the freshmaker), a box of C-size batteries and a metallic hand with its hand pointed like a gun or maybe the old C4 taunt…...hmmmm.
Mugen: Here we go!
He hands Dupree an odd looking mechanical device. It looks like a metallic dildo with wires extending from it.
Mugen: Shove this in his pink input near his rear back panel.
Dupree: This thing works?
Mugen: Sure…I would never give you anything dangerous. I am a philanthropist. A giver to the people and I love to see the faces of folks who receive from me.
Dupree grabs the shaft of the device with both hands and jams it into the Betterlek’s back panel. He makes an uncomfortably satisfying buzz.
