Camera Cuts backstage as Cozz is walking around in the back, seemingly whispering to himself.
Cozz: I just need a bit more time. Let me sort it.
Cozz continues walking. He stops in front of CJ O’Donnell who is stretching and preparing for his match. Cozz Looks up, Staring deeply past CJ.
Cozz: It's not easy for me to be here.
CJ O’Donnell is walking towards the curtain as his match is next against Capo. O’Donnell is dressed in his white and green ring attire tonight. As he just looks at Cozz.
CJ: It’s not easy for any of us to be here. We are rookies this is a learning curve buddy.
Cozz: I probably should have taken more control in here.
CJ looks at Cozz puzzled.
CJ: Control?!? As in what you mean stocks. How could that have helped you?
Cozz: You are funny you are trying to put me off my match. Its like you just want to control my career.
CJ: What the heck are you talking about? I have no control over anything or anyone but myself.
CJ:
You have no one to blame about how your career is going but yourself Cozz.
O’Donnell begins to stretch trying to stay loose for his match in a few minutes. Cozz snaps out of the staring glance
Cozz: CRAP!
Cozz quickly moves towards the exit without any of his belongings which causes CJ to look at Cozz and shout at him.
CJ: Ummm … you are forgetting a few things.
It is like Cozz didn’t hear him and continues his pace down the hall.
CJ: I swear stuff around OCW is getting like the twilight zone. I think Cozz needs to see someone or maybe he is seeing someone.
CJ:
I don’t know what but I need to stay focused for my match tonight against that slicked back Guido.
Camera fades to black
The camera pans to the announce team.
Limber up Kid, you fighting Brooklyn Tonight!
OOOOOOOF!
It had been almost a week since Capo had entered the ring. Although he had been medically cleared to compete, something still wasn't right.
As he heard his name being announced, he felt as if he had entered into The Matrix. He could see the crowd and the blinding lights piercing his eyes, but he couldn't hear anything.
The radiant energy sent chills through his bloodstream. He could feel the emotion, but remained emotionless.. It was as if he were having an outer body experience.
He could see his opponent in the distance, bouncing around the ring ...Red hair, Green--Orange--The colors faded out....-What is this? He said to himself….A Leprechaun??
Capo continued to make his way down the ramp. Signs with Italy and Ireland filled the arena. One sign read: ‘MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS CAPO”....Capo paused….
Then continued to walk...The fans were stretching out to shake his hand. After he entered the ring, he paused for a moment to take in the air…..he stood there another 90 secs just staring into space….
The crowd thought he wanted them to celebrate him so they continued to cheer. Capo-Capo-Capo-Capo filled the arena.
Ref: CAPO!!! CAPO!!! ARE YOU READY?? CAPO!!
Capo: Wait, what?? Yeah I’m ready!!...
Capo: deflects the line of questioning..
Capo: Can I have my entrance like everyone else you douche bag?
Ref: Now Now Capo, I’m sorry sir.You just look lost….
Capo took off his Versace Valore as he quickly stepped out of his comatose state. An intern came over to grab his valore Capo quickly said:
Capo: Don’t touch this with your grease-ball-grubby little hands. Look at you, you got pizza sauce all over your hands jerk-off!!
An OCW admin quickly rushed over to take Capo’s suit. His opponent CJ was circling the ring. Capo knew he would be in for a fight…
CJ O'Donnell vs Capo Genovese
The camera pans to the announce team.
A Rookie Mistake!
You live and you learn!
Previously Recorded!
Camera pans an arena with north of 1,000 people. The crowd cheers as the camera cuts to in ring action.
Bob- Welcome, back to Biggest Loser Celebrity Editon! This week we get OCW Wrestler AC Cobra!!
Bob- AC, comes from a crazy life of video games, wrestling, & more video games. Here’s AC story from the man himself.
Scene cuts to AC Cobra sitting in chair being interviewed. The lights are completely dimmed with an all black background.
Interviewer- Cobra, when did you realize that you had an eating problem?
Cobra-(confused) Eating problem? I was told it was going to be Dew & exclusive Loot Boxes for OverWatch here. The hell is going on?
Interviewer- Cobra, you’re clearly in denial. Why are you holding back? You obviously eat all your problems away.
Interviewer- You hiding from your failed MMA career? Are you running away from short & often forgotten wrestling career in OCW?
Cobra- Really don’t know what the hell is going on. I’m healthy as healthy can be. I charge one Dew per question, so to me you’re 3 cans in boss.
The interviewer snaps his fingers and three cans of Mountain Dew come flying across the room to AC.
He grabs two cans with one hand & the last one with his left hand.
Cobra(pops the can open & takes a sip)- Ok, go ahead I’m all ears.
Interviewer- (sigh)Let’s finish this next week. I don’t get paid enough for this.
