As OCW returns to ringside we see Stacy Clark in the ring with microphone in hand and the Clark Effect banners/ring decorations set up ready for her guest for the evening; Justin Jehst.
The camera pans the entrance ramp before switching to the hard camera and focusing in on the beautiful Stacy Clark with mic in hand.
Stacy: Welcome everyone to the Clark Effect!!!
The crowd erupts for their favourite interviewer.
Stacy: Tonight I have with me one of the fastest rising stars in OCW, Turmoil superstar, Justin Jehst!!
As Stacy finishes her sentence the lights begin to flicker as the sound of a movie projector begins to play through the arena. Soon enough, the crowd hears “ACTION!” and Jehst’s music begins to play.
He arrives on the ramp and begins to play to the crowd with his entrance. Eventually he makes his way down to the ring and shakes hands with Stacy who gestures him to take a seat, and Jehst’s music dies down.
Jehst: HELLO OCW UNIVERSE!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?!!!
The fans in the audience let out a mighty chorus of cheering. Justin waits for them to quieten down before continuing.
Jehst: Well, Stacy, the crowd are feeling good, but how are you doing?
Justin winks as he leans back in his chair, a cheeky smirk crossing his face.
Stacy: I’m doing fine, Justin, thank you for asking. But now I have a question for you.
Stacy:
We saw you make your way out to the arena with Capo last week on RIOT 500 to challenge for the tag titles on Turmoil; how did that team come about, and do you think you can take out either Diamond/Highwood or Code Terror to capture those titles given the chance?
Justin removes his pink lens aviators with a whip of his hand and looks Stacy in the eyes.
Jehst: Stacy, me and Capo forming a tag team was a no brainer for the both of us.
Jehst:
We’re both young stars who are hungry to make something of ourselves in this company.
Jehst:
But not only that, we’re hungry to be stars on a larger stage outside of this company, particularly for me with movies.
Jehst: Capo has his own thing going on, and that’s what gives our team a strong foundation; we’re not reliant on each other to a point we can’t handle things on our own.
Jehst: Now, as for us being able to take out either team competing at Turmoil 200?
Jehst:
Well, now Stacy, I know you can’t have that little faith in our ability to get the job done, so I’m gonna take that question as a chance for the Jehst Man to explain our combined ability.
Jehst: On one hand you have Capo Genovese; a confident, big bodied bruiser with both the business background and the bricklayers mitts that’ll break the opponents nose but won’t break our bank account.
Jehst: He’s a smart guy, Stacy, and he’s got the tools in the ring to get it done.
Jehst:
In fact, he put tape over the mouth of Jack Rogue when he hit him with his mitten and knocked him out cold for the 1, 2, 3!
Jehst: As for the Hollywood Mauler, well... what can I say that isn’t obvious?
Jehst:
I’ve got the charm!
Jehst:
I’ve got the wit!
Jehst:
I’ve got the hands that make the hits!
Jehst:
I am the HIP SHAKING, WRIST BREAKING, OCCASIONAL RISK TAKING, LEADING MAN OF OCW, JUSTIN JEHST BAYBAY!!!
The crowd goes wild, enjoying the charisma and fire of Justin Jehst.
Jehst: All I can say, Stacy, is that it’s a natural fit.
Stacy: Well, that’s certainly a convincing pitch for the two of you. But let’s move on to Turmoil 200.
Stacy:
You won’t be going into a match with your new partner Capo, but instead you will face off against one of the largest men on Turmoil; Captain Alex.
Stacy:
Any comment on that match?
Jehst: Stacy, it’s going to be a test for sure.
Jehst:
I’ve had many matches here in OCW but none against a person as big as Alex.
Jehst:
But that wasn’t a problem when Spiderman took out Rhino or Venom, or when Wolverine faced off against the Juggernaut or Hulk.
Jehst: Ya see, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog, and I’m a 100% Hollywood pedigree pitbull ready to tear into the Captains throat and make my name known on the grandest stage in Turmoils history.
Jehst: And let's be honest, he's a super lanky, dirty moustache wearing, bad haircut sporting, joke.
Jehst:
I mean, if you're 6'6" you need to be eating more potatoes and beans, my friend!
Jehst:
Fill out that frame of yours!
Jehst:
You too could be the size of BUFFNESS!!!
The people in the crowd begin a "BUFFNESS" chant. Which eventually fades out.
Jehst: It’s nothing personal, Alex, but you will be a stepping stone on my road to the brightest lights and most exclusive party lists.
Jehst:
And THAT’S a Hollywood guarantee!
Stacy: Well, Justin, it’s been a pleasure having you out here. Back to you in the truck!
The scene cuts to a quick black screen before continuing on with the next segment.
The camera pans to the announce team.
I love this guy!
Yea well his movies go Straight to On-Demand....
Taigamasuku vs A.C. Cobra
The camera pans to the announce team.
WAIT JUST A DARN SECOND!
WHAT?
We turn to somewhere in the Arctic. The air, while fresh, can chill a person to the bone. The camera pans over to a group of penguins - known as a "waddle" - waddling around.
The camera pans out to reveal Drago wearing a light blue coat with matching camouflaged pants and combat boots.
He takes out a pair of binoculars from his coat and examines the penguins.
Drago: Hmm......What make him so special?
Drago feels something brush up against his leg. He puts down his binoculars to see that Bubba, wearing an ushanka, is requesting his attention.
Drago: What is it Bubba?
Bubba grunts.
Drago: This is true. But what do about this situation?
Bubba licks his own face for a little while before Drago advances on the penguins.
Drago carefully makes his way closer to the waddle, trying not to slip on the ice as Bubba watches from a distance.
Drago makes his way to what looks like the leader of the waddle, a penguin that is only marginally taller than the rest.
Drago digs into his coat and takes out The Net, but the leader of the penguins sees this.
The leader leads the rest of the waddle into a nearby body of water, but Drago's not having any of it.
Drago sprints toward the leader and tries to throw The Net onto him, but the hunter slips on the ice and falls on his back.
The waddle of penguins jump into the water and swim their way to safety as Drago looks on.
Bubba sits next to him and groans as Drago gets to a seated position.
