Kass gingerly walks from the center of the ring to the ropes to receive a microphone from a ocw crew member at ringside, and gingerly walks back to the center standing behind Ryu.
Kass: I
Crowd just showers Kassidy in boos, Kassidy unsnaps the championship from around his waist and holds it up into the air,
Kassidy: Your Champion is trying to speak to you so shut the hell up!
Crowd continues to boo,
Kassidy: I did exactly what I said I would do.
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy pats the title on his shoulder,
Kassidy: I not only RETAINED my title at Wrestlution,
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: I went to beat KD again at Super Turmoil 203.
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: I didn't just beat KD, I made him TAP OUT! Like he has made many but I am not like many other men
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: and come to find out, While my Fasha watched me win, KD's son apparently watched him lose just like Dimsmore's son. HA
RYU: FACS! yee, yee, yee, yee!
Kassidy: I am the single greatest performer in the history of this company and this biz!
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: I never needed to cheat, to win!
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: I never needed to lie to win!
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: I never needed to play backstage politics to win!
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: And I never needed to Kiss, Sensation's Ass to win!
RYU: FACS!
Kassidy: The fact is whether you love me or you hate me, whether you think I'm a Kasshole, or an Autist, whether you think I am entitled or just lucky. I am the True Alpha Wolf of OCW!
RYU Lets Out A Trashy Howl!
Kassidy: It doesn't matter if its Riot, It doesn't matter if it's Turmoil! Kassidy Hayes, OCW IS THE THE HOUSE THAT KASSIDY BUILT!
RYU & KASSIDY: FACS!
As Ryu and Kassidy soak in the boos from the Garden The Xtron Flicker to life. Our Hero is on the screen and he is none to pleased.
Our Hero: It wouldn't be Riot without Tiddy Milk and his Father Garbage juice!
Our Hero: You must feel really good about yourself Lauren!
The crowd laughs Kassidy and Ryu stop laughing instantly! And begin to yell at Our Hero!
Our Hero: Oh I'm sorry, did MSG not know? It's Kassidy "Lauren" Hayes!
Our Hero: I guess Momma Hayes really wanted a little girl. Too bad instead she got a BITCH!
The Crowd goes OHHHHHH
Kassidy takes off his jacket and throws it to the floor! While Ryu Tries to calm him down!
Our Hero: I'll come down there right now and make it 3-0!!!
The crowd roars in approval of this notion!
Our Hero: But I got bigger fish to fry!
The Crowd Boos loudly!
Our Hero: I don't have time to sing and dance with you two tonight, so I am going to make things super simple.
Our Hero:
For the last 7 Years I have had to deal with Ryu and his endless stream of Trash, and just when I think it's over he becomes a surrogate father to his mini trash fake son! YOU Kassidy Hayes.
Our Hero: TTT over everything right? So how about this at Savage Lands it will be Kassidy Hayes defending his OCW World Championship! against...
Kassidy: It doesn't matter who you put me up against I will kick them into oblivion!
Ryu: FACS!!!
Our Hero: RYU MATSUMOTO! In a Carrer vs Championship match!
The Garden Comes Unglued, Kassidy is in shock and Ryu looks like he is having a heart attack as he falls over and out of the ring!
RYU: HAAAAAAAALP!!!!
The Xtron Flickers off as Kassidy helps his FASHA up. The Camera fades to the next scene!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Holy ****
SENSATION CAN'T DO THAT! THATS ILLEGAL!
Sid Harrison vs Benji Moore
The camera pans to the announce team.
Good heavens!
Word!
Rust Cohle sits tightly wound inside a backstage locker room. A television is mounted in the far side corner, opposite the door.
The quiet roar from the low volume on the television abruptly fades to black as a commercial for Sentai Hare comes blaring onto the screen.
Cohle: “Never understood that bunny.. Pink Power Ranger thing.. What the heck is this thing anyway?”
A sudden series of aggressive knocks on the door come across. After initially ignoring the knocks, Rust turns his head, arms still crossed as he stares at the door. The knocking becomes pounding as a muffled voice can be heard from behind the door, in the main hall area of the arena.
Quartz: “Heeelllooooo?! Gah’ dammit Rusty, I know you’re in there. Put down the coloring book and unlock the damn door!”
Cohle snarls and grits his teeth before angrily walking over to the door, throwing it open. Quartz stands at the ready, his head turned to the side yelling at a random OCW employee, who noticed his obnoxious pounding and screaming.
Quartz: “What are you staring at? Take a picture, handsome. Shoo!”
Quartz turns around to see Cohle standing in the doorway, his PRISTINE SUNGLASSES covering his face. Quartz grins at the sight of his new partner, throwing his hands up in excitement.
Cohle: “Oh for f*** sake, stop being so noisy.. What are you so happy about? Can’t watch TV alone..”
Quartz: “Oh, stop being such a sad sack. If you’re gonna share a ring with me, you need to bring some fun. You’re just depressing to look at, buddy.”
Cohle: “I am depressed at the fact that I see you every single day since Wrestlution... Sometimes, I wonder what am I doing with my life… So, what do you want?”
Cohle looks grumpy as hell, per usual.
Quartz throws his arm around Rust Cohle’s shoulder, enthusiastically pulling him towards him.
Quartz: “Rusty… Listen up, bub’. I’m not happy for you. I gotta be happy for these wonderful idiots.”
Quartz points to the sky, leading to boos from the targets of his insults, the OCW universe. Cohle takes the opportunity to jerk away from Quartz and begin walking away from his new found, not-so-cohesive partner.
Quartz: “Hey! Where are you going? Don’t storm away from me, gah’ dammit.”
Cohle: ] “GOSH, pretty sure you are on something, Buzz Lightning. Leave me alone, I got to concentrate!”
Quartz follows Cohle, quickly catching up to him and continuing to bother him with childish banter. Cohle grows tired of Quartz and continues to walk.
Cohle: “You know how irritating you can be right? Damn..”
Both men stop bickering and glance forward. A man with greasy, slicked back hair stands confident. As Quartz and Cohle approach, the man slowly turns around… A gleaming championship belt meets their eyes.
The Good Light
Quartz and the Light Heavyweight Champion H2O both slowly raise their sunglasses off of their face simultaneously, looking suspiciously at one another.
H2O:Since H2O came to OCW everyone has been retiring. Even the bookers!
H2O: H2O can count on one hand how many times he has lost this season. Now he’s not in the Main Event on The Post Lution Riot Show?!
H2O: But someone who looks like he’s one chromosome away from being his offspring and a little wannabe green beret are Main Eventing tonight!
Quartz looks at Cohle, thinking the comment was made about him. He giggles to himself before looking up at his hand on his PRISTINE SUNGLASSES, comparing it to H2O and getting angry.
H2O: What more does H2O have to do to get some respect out here?
H2O: Oh wait, maybe he needs to melt this little green beret and erase him from history like he did Blackbeard.
H2O: As for you….We need tickets to The Maury Show.
Rust Cohle laughs to himself off to the side. Harvey switches his attention immediately to his direction.
Rust doesn’t even notice and continues to laugh as Harvey walks over towards him. H2O has a questionable look on his face.
H2O: Shouldn’t this guy over here be saving himself from The Matrix?
H2O: Who in the HELL is he? None of you better answer that!
Cohle’s laughter subsides, as he calms himself down he notices that the entire group is looking at him, and just as Quartz did before, he realizes that he is the current butt of the joke and regains his annoyed intensity.
Cohle: “What ?! Why are you all looking at me like that ?!.. Matrix was a great movie.. The first one at least..”
Quartz: “Well, well, well. If it isn’t the physical embodiment of Flint, Michigan’s filtration system.”
Quartz: “I obviously don’t care what you have to say to me, discount champions will never phase me… But I can’t have you picking on my guy Rusty.”
Cohle looks over to Quartz approvingly, appreciating the support.
Quartz: “I mean, c’mon. It’s not his fault he looks like a discarded Hot Topic mannequin. Why don’t you step back to me, “champ”?”
Cohle:”Say that again?! Do you see yourself with those 2 dollar glasses? I swear I saw them at the merchandise stand.”
Quartz lowers his PRISTINE SUNGLASSES back down onto his face, seeming awful proud of his comments.
Quartz: “Lose any more non-title matches recently, H2No?”
H2O walks back over towards Quartz. This time with a smirk on his face.
H2O: The level of mediocrity that surrounds The Good Light right now is uncanny. Good thing H2O is banned from mediocrity. You sound like a fool.
H2O: You and your…”partner”...like to play “tag team” on a man. But from what H2O has seen at Lution...you two know how to “catch one in the mouth” much better.
Cohle: Hey don’t say that to me! It wasn’t me who was sleeping on the outside when it happened, okey?!”
H2O doesn’t even bother looking at him. Quartz’ face remains unphased at H2O’s suggestive comments, his arrogant grin still holding firm.
H2O: So this is what The New Country has to offer? It’s no wonder why The Old Country is retiring.
Quartz: “That doesn’t surprise me. Your jokes are about as original and entertaining as your matches. I bet your main audience of 5 year olds would have loved that one.”
Cohle:”Ouuuh good one Quartzy.”
The camera pans to show Verified USA-ian (trademark pending) Cort Marshall striding down the hallway.
Cort: Hey hey hey, what are you doing talking to this loser?
Harvey sighs and then turns.
H2O: How can you direct such language towards these rookies?
Cort: I wasn’t talking about them.
H2O: Bold words coming from a man who ate… this… boot... last week. That will be the last time you’ll talk about Heather.
Cort:Yeah, yeah, tell it to someone who isn’t main eventing.
Cort points at Cohle.
Cort: You. You’re my opponent, right? I… Idj… Iditarod Quartz?
Quartz side steps in between the outstretched finger of Cort Marshall and his tag team partner, seeming suddenly annoyed.
Quartz: “Ha! You must be kidding me, bro. Why don’t you tuck that precious little finger back into your hand. You know who I am.”
Cort: Sorry, sorry… but we’re fighting, right? Figured I’d better get some intel on the man who’s good enough to headline Riot…
Quartz: “I mean, ‘fighting’ seems generous.”
Quartz: “Now that Cyborg handled his business with my sidekick, Rusty, I am free of that roided up distraction.”
Cohle:“Say something else!
H2O is about to add something when a door right next to them swings open, and Our Hero Mr. Sensation, owner and head booker of OCW, steps out!
The crowd pops out of their seats and all 5 men hold at a standoff as the crowd continues to cheer mightily. As the cheers subside, Our Hero lifts his incredible arm and begins to speak.
Sensation: First Trash and Trash Jr..now this....What the HELL is all this commotion outside my office!? Does no one in this world understand what it’s like to be BUSY?
The group mumbles apologies except H2O. He still feels bitter that Our Hero retired one of his closest ally, Dimsmore.
Sensation: You know what? No! I’m in a bad mood! I’m NOT going to accept your apologies! I’ve had about enough of you two.
Mr. Sensation stares down the two rookies, Quartz and Cohle.
Sensation: I know what you two are capable of. Let’s see it. Tonight, Cohle, you’re going into the ring with your little buddy here, it’s gonna be a handicap match! Cohle and Quartz vs Cort!
The crowd again pops and Cort looks on astonished at the decision, he attempts to say something before Mr. Sensation raises his finger and cuts him off. The look on his face is one of uncertainty.
Sensation: No, no… Sorry. I don’t think you two weasels deserve a chance at another one of those.
Sensation: Especially against a GOD DAMNED PATRIOT!
You want to see what it’s like to fight 2v2 instead of teaming up on people, huh?
Our hero looks around frantically and sees H2O standing there as well, laughing to himself pompously, observing this situation. As Our Hero catches his eyes, his laugh stops and the crowd realizes what is about to happen.
Sensation: Yeah, yeah. That’s it. No more handicap matches! Cort, you and Quartz just punched your tickets to a tag team match, b. Cohle is going to be in his corner, and in yours? Light Heavyweight Champion H2O!
Cort: What!? No! Why are you making me tag with H2O? AGAIN! I have a partner! I don’t wanna tag with HIM!
Sensation just stares back.
Sensation: Why not?
Cort:
Sensation: And so are you. Conversation OVER. Get your gear!
Sensation slams the door in Cort’s face.
H2O: You heard ‘em boys. Looks like a REAL Main Event is happening with The Head Superstar H-2-O! Not with some imposter.
H2O: Cort, no funny business this time! Like it or not, the sophomores are going to have to teach these rookies valued lesson.
H2O walks over towards Quartz and Cohle. He stares Quartz in the eyes. Quartz and H2O both remove their glasses and stand face to face. H2O raises his belt not-so-subtly up to his shoulder and eyes Quartz up and down.
H2O: Yeah, one chromosome shy of being The Good Light.
H2O bumps his way between the two men and leaves the camera shot.
Cohle whispers to himself while watching Cort.
Cohle: Well.. It’s not like he is not used to teaming up with imposters..
The group all look at each other as the camera fades, the OCW universe excited at the recent change!
The camera pans to the announce team.
Looks like we got a tag match playa!
Holla Holla!
Backstage we go as you fade into a shot of the Tag Team Championship Title laying across a bench. A hand comes down and picks up the title as you zoom out as quickly as possible.
You realize that hand belonged to CJ O'Donnell as he throws the title over his right shoulder. Ragnarath has his half of the belt around his waist.
O’Donnell: Tonight we prove that WrestleLution was no fluke. We go out to that ring and we show why we are tag team champions. The odds may not be in our favor when stepping into the ring with someone as sneaky and conniving as Austin Lee and Trance. You ready for a war Rag?
Rag taps his title looking towards CJ.
Dragon: I am guessing you are calling Austin lee sneaky? Cause no way someone the size of trance is sneaking anywhere but all we can do is give them our best win or lose we can hold our heads high.
CJ looks at The Dragon and lets out a small chuckle.
O’Donnell: You are absolutely right Rag. Trance is a little fat but don’t doubt his ability in the ring as he knows how to use his weight to his advantage. We have to be smart and make quick tags. Use our determination and drive to get the advantage.
Dragon: Easier said than done your right Trance is not to be taken lightly he is a veteran in and out of the ring and I have faced Austin Lee one on one and is trouble without backup we will need to be at our very best if we are going to make this a contest
O’Donnell:No one ever said life was easy. No one gave us a shot at WrestleLution but we shocked everyone. We can accomplish anything as long as we have each other’s back.
CJ:
For months all I have heard is the veterans in OCW saying that this rookie class can’t hold a candle. That we are all going to be one season wonders never to be heard from again.
CJ:
This match is the perfect opportunity to show we belong here. To show that is doesn’t matter the size of the competitor but heart does. We are going to go out to that ring and just leave it all out there. Win, lose or draw after tonight we will get the respect the old fashion way by earning it.
The Celtic Dragons give each other a fist bump as they exit the locker room looking confident in their upcoming match.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Looks like the Celtic Dragons are ready for a fight!
