* Coolidge has his bag walking to his car when Jim Black walks up. Coolidge hands Jim his bag and Jim has a confused look on his face. *
Coolidge: Look you want to talk about the match, it cost!
Jim Black: So what are your thoughts?
Coolidge: My father wasn't undefeated. He lost to Cody and Trance , Parker and Leon. Hell he even lost to Cobra. I'm different I don't study my opponents I look to see what I did wrong.
Jim Black: But.....
* Coolidge puts his hand to Jim's face *
Coolidge: I didn't say it was time to ask questions. See you just ruined this. You got too excited now it's time to end this.
Next time just hold it.
Coolidge:
I will give you this next week you will see something completely different because every match I will evolve.
Thanks for carrying my bag boy, you are good for something. See you next week.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Unphased!
As he should be!
The Camera quickly pans opens up outside the Hospital. Jackman enters and begins to walk from room to room as he is on his search for his prize. Jackman is scaring nurses, workers, patients and children.
Jackman is continuing to walk quickly through the hospital and he bumps into someone leaving a room.
?: excuse you!
Jackman looks down and notices he knows this person.
Code Jackman: Well…. Hello Valkyrie.
Valkyrie: Hello there, Jackman.
Valkyrie quickly pinches her nose.
Valkyrie: You smell! When was the last time you took a shower? And why are you here?
Code Jackman: Well the last time I showered doesn’t really matter, but it has been over 25 days! You can thank that Scottish piece of crap for that. Do you know where this guy is?
Jackman points at his greasy, slimy and hole filled shirt.
Valkyrie: Who? Bingo? Yeah I know where he is. As a matter of fact, I came here to see how he was doing. They cleared me to compete two weeks ago: I’m done with this place, thankfully.
Valkyrie shows Jackman the way to the elevator.
Jackman has a sigh of relief knowing he does not have to keep searching.
Code Jackman: That’s good you are cleared to compete. After you help me here I’ll have to come to ringside and watch a match.
Jackman starts to sweat and become nervous as Valkyrie has no idea what he is about to do.
The two starts walking down the hallway and then they get into the elevator, as the camera keeps following in them. Inside the elevator Valkyrie looks like she’s about to faint because of the smell, but she does her best to try to hide it.
Valkyrie: So… what are you going to do when you see B17? Are you here to wish him a quick recovery, right?
Jackman notices the face Valk trying to hold her breath from him smelling bad.
Code Jackman: Well… Ugh… Yes I had a vision that I could help B17. I just have to take him, I mean talk to him while he recovers.
Valkyrie smiles, thinking Jackman was being truthful.
Valkyrie: This way, I’ll show you to his room.
The two make their way through the 14th floor of the hospital, but they are suddenly stopped by a doctor.
Doctor: You two are not supposed to be here, stop right there!
Doctor: Wait a minute… Ms. Stevenson, is that you?
Valkyrie: Yeah! It’s me. And this is… uhm… a friend of mine. I forgot something in my room before checking out of the hospital, you see.
Doctor: Why does he look like a bum?
Valkyrie: Please doc, let us in. It will only take a couple of minutes.
The doctor shrugs and lets Valkyrie and Jackman through. But as soon as they are close to B17’s room, Jackman stops her and pulls her back by her arm. He noticed that there’s a closet right behind her.
Valkyrie: What are you doing?
Code Jackman: Your job here is done, princess. Now, if you’ll excuse, I have to deal with B17 in private.
He pushes her into the closet. As she falls down on her back, Jackman quickly closes the door and locks her inside.
Valkyrie then starts banging on the door, screaming.
Valkyrie: JACKMAN! LET ME OUT, NOW!
Code Jackman: Well, well, well isn’t it Bingo. You look really good laying there not being able to move.
Bingo is sleeping and Jackman approached the bed and slapped him in the face.
Code Jackman: Wake up B17!
B-17 mutters in his sleep, but doesn’t wake.
Code slaps him again.
B-17: Mmm, that’s right. Don’t be gentle baby. You know what I like.
Code stares down at Bingo in horror.
Code slaps Bingo again, but he still doesn’t flinch, instead he mutters under his breath.
B17: Go for the nipple.
Code twists Bingo’s nipple with all his might.
B17 wakes up and stares down Code: You’ve woken me from a very enjoyable dream! What do you want!
Code Jackman: Calm down you don’t want to overwork yourself. I am here because, well because you see this shirt? I am a laughing stalk. People think I’m homeless and crazy. This is all your fault.
Jackman takes the blanket that B17 was using and walked to the closet and tied the door handle so it is even more locked and harder for Valkyrie to escape.
B-17: what are you doing? Who is in there? Sweat princess, is that you! You devish fiend! Code Jackman, how dare you lay a finger upon her!
Code Jackman: Don’t worry about her she is fine. You, you are coming with me.
Jackman starts to unplug everything connecting B17 to wall and bed. He grabs a wheelchair in the corner and lifts B17, Bingo doesn't go limp, but instead caresses Code’s face with tender care.
B17: You’ve swept me off my feet. Wait! No, Valkyrie!
The sound of Nurse Betty drifts through the open door: You’re paralyzed Bingo, remember?
B17 goes drops his arms and rolls his head backwards: Shit...
Code Jackman: Let’s go on an adventure Bingo.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh cmon!
THERES A MAN, IN A CHAIR!
(Pre-Recorded)
Later that night, Cort and Rust's gaming continues.
Cort: Damn!
Rust: Haha, that’s 2-2! One last to decide it all!
Cort: And you still won’t tell me half the buttons. Poor sport.
Rust: It’s all about that big shiny W, bro. Nothing else matters.
Cort: Yeah, yeah. Screw it, this time I’m picking one of the boss characters.
Rust: What? No! Prohibited! Prohibited!
Cort: Too late. SURGE MAN is on the prowl!
The match begins, and Rust furiously mashes the buttons as Cort plays more methodically--or awkwardly.
Rust: Whatever… Big Kass is unbeatable.
Kass lands a kick and knocks SURGE MAN down, and begins kicking him in the side of the head repeatedly.
Cort: Only because you never stop kicking! You don’t even let me get up! Dammit I hate this reversal timing!
Surge Man eventually grabs Kass’s leg and drags him down as well.
Rust: Damage is done, boy!
Cort: So you say…
Cort rolls Surge Man out of the ring and grabs his signature weapon, a box of surge cans. Rust knows better than to even tangle with the hitboxes on that, so he runs away as Cort follows, pelting his back with full cans.
Cort: Why are you running! This is a match, not a foot race!
Rust: All part of the gameplay, my man.
Kass re-enters the ring, and Surge Man follows. Rookie mistake! Kass has 6 finishers from pity after being pelted with cans, and he nails the BLACK MASS! when Cort gets in the ring. Surge Man is down, for the one! And a kickout!
Rust: WHAT? How! You’re supposed to sell the finish!
Rust uses another Black Mass, and another… three in a row, but Surge Man’s kickout meter is unstoppable! Eventually Cort manages to reverse one, and he catches the leg before grabbing Kass’s balls.
Rust: Low blow! Ref where are you!
The ref is running in circles near the announce table.
Rust: F*cking AI! Wait, why can’t I reverse this?
Surge Man is repeatedly squeezing the testicles of the vampire and it seems Rust has no way out.
Rust: You think this is a match? Two minutes of ball squeezing?
Cort looks smug.
Cort: All part of the gameplay, my man.
Rust: That’s it…
He reaches over and pushes Cort’s stick, making him let go of his testicular claw. Kass immediately no-sells the ballbusting and throws out another BLACK MASS!
… That clips through surge man’s head.
Rust: Wh--
And Surge Man locks Kass in an abdominal stretch, with Kass tapping instantly! Cort stands up and cheers, while Rust stares at the TV in anger.
Rust: TRASHIEST. Match. EVER!
Cort: You’re just saying that because you lost, Rusty! That was a five star classic, to be held up as a gold standard for future epochs of wrestling!
Rust shoots up to his feet, and jabs a finger in Cort’s chest.
Rust: You CHEATED! I demand a redo!
Cort chuckles, and shoves Rust’s hand off him.
Cort: No redos, bubba.
Rust: You better, or else I’ll…
Cort: You’ll what?
Rust: Pull off a little sequel to our tag match.
Cort: Oh, but you know the sequel is never as good as the original.
Rust: Terminator 2.
Cort: Exorcist 2.
Rust and Cort stare each other down, and Rust drops his controller. Rust awkwardly leans down to grab it, trying to maintain eye contact.
Rust: Well… we’ll see on Turmoil, won’t we.
Cort: So we will.
The two men are interrupted by an unmistakable voice from the hall.
KD: GO TO BED SISSIES!!!!
Both men want nothing to do with an angry, tired, and possibly hungover KD, so they scatter as the camera switches off the scene.
The camera pans to the announce team.
Oh good heavens!
CORT CHEATED YOU ALL SAW IT!
Jacob Trance vs CJ O'Donnell
The camera pans to the announce team.
Yikes!
We need a medic out here!
Kassidy Hayes Charges into what appears to be a solid wall but actually a facade, he looks left and then right before phasing through the “wall”. Inside there is a U shaped table that has two distinguishable groups sitting around it.
Kassidy walks all the way around and enters the top open end and takes his seat in the middle. He looks around simply by spinning his DX Racer seat;
Kassidy: WHERE IS MY FASHA?
Kassidy stops himself from spinning by slamming his hands down on the table facing the right side where there are five world renowned bounty hunters.
Kassidy: So, I don’t see my fasha here?
Dog: Faith is the substance of hope and we used all the Faith one rightful Christian,
Kassidy: Shut the F
Leland: Sir, if you talk to my Father like that, I am going to have to kick your ass.
Kassidy: Yea, How about you take this whole family the hell out of my secret headquarters and drive straight to hell with your stupidity in believing in “God”.
Kassidy pulls out a remote from his back pocket and hits the red button on the right while waving goodbye to the Dog family. The seats flatten forward forcing them to drop to the floor which was also a trap door and down into the abyss they went.
Kassidy spins to the left now to address the Hackers,
HackerMan: While your initial suspicions laid with the government, they appear to be squeaky clean.
Kassidy: Are you trying to tell me, the government is “Clean”?
Kassidy: Do you know who I am? Do you know what I have done? Do you know who I directly use to work for?
Kassidy: I know first hand the government isn’t clean, they sit in their offices lying to everyone about everything and charging men they want to tarnish with crimes committed by monster, not humans.
Kassidy: My Fasha is a thorn in the side of the US Government while he sits as Governor and they wanted him out,
Algojism: Well, in the terms of kidnapping Ryu, we found nothing.
Kassidy: Alright, so did you find anything or are you as useless as those who “believe”?
HackerMan: When we looked into “Where” Ryu was, we found nothing but the question found a way to shift to, Who really is Ryu Matsumoto?
Algojism: I have a extensive docia pointing that Ryu is really Retired sports entertainer Tiberius Dupree.
HackerMan: Meanwhile, I have a docia concluding in that Ryu is in fact OCW’s Greater than Greatest of all Time, Nate Ortiz.
Drian Lmao: Which I think I can prove wrong with my powerpoint presentation showing that Ryu is actually OCW hall of Famer, OMG founder, Greatest X Division Champion, Matsuda.
Kassidy is unamused by all the misdirection,
Kassidy: Are you all rehired by the government? and next going to tell me the earth is a global and we are on a ball so I’m easier to control and there is no falling off the earth?
Kassidy: All the pictures from space of the earth are faker than these goddamn “docias”, I know who Ryu is.
The last two men pushes their chairs forward from the shadows to reveal Anonymous masks, The one pushed slightly more towards Kass is the speaker for the two and uses a obvious voice changer,
Anonymous: The question isn’t where or who, its When is Ryu?
Kassidy hits the left button on the control sending all the hackers falling,
