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The scene opens in the backstage area. Cheryl Stixx is sitting in the women’s locker room, visibly disappointed after what happened in her match
The door slowly opens, as Valkyrie enters the room holding two ice cream cones, one in each hand
Valkyrie: Hi.
Cheryl looks away without saying anything
Valkyrie: I bought you an ice cream. Chocolate and vanilla… it’s a killer combo.
Valkyrie extends her arm, but Cheryl still refuses to look at her
Valkyrie: Come on, it’s melting.
Cheryl: Fine.
Valkyrie then sits next to her, as the two starts eating
Valkyrie: Well, so much for our women’s revolution… Aerith is the new #1 contender. I guess it’s all over now.
Valkyrie: I know that winning the title at Summercide would have been the perfect ending to your Fairy Tale, but don’t let this overshadow everything that you have accomplished this season.
Valkyrie: At the Clash, you and Danny completely stole the show: he got very close to winning the championship, while you won your own match in a convincing fashion.
Valkyrie: And what about Turmoil 200? It was my first “big match” and we nailed it. Sure, I did say some things about you that I regret now and you did the same, but it won’t change what we accomplished together.
Valkyrie: Wrestlution 12? People talked about that match for quite a while, we even made it to OCW Youtube’s “Best of” playlist… doesn’t matter what happened afterwards.
Valkyrie: I can say the same about Savage Lands, we both know that!
Valkyrie: But it’s not just about the matches… it’s also about you as a person. How you changed, how you adapted, how you kept killing it from day one, whether it was on your own or with Showblitz.
Valkyrie: No other Rookie can say they’ve accomplished what you have accomplished. And definitely no other female wrestler either. We both know that.
Valkyrie: And I bet at Summercide people will be chanting “We want Cheryl… we want Cheryl…”
Since the segment was live on the X-tron everyone in the arena could hear what the two were saying and so...
... a “We want Cheryl!” chant is quickly filling the Madison Square Garden!
Cheryl Stixx: Oh god... How you do it?
A teary-eyed Cheryl wondered, baffled.
Cheryl Stixx: I wish I had this. This bright and positive perspective that you have about everything, Valk. I don't deserve this kind of support, I don't deserve this chant. I failed. Just like I failed at my title shot, just like I failed several times before.
Cheryl Stixx: It's just annoying. I didn't want to be right about fairytales. I'd be really happy if, this time, there was a real happy ending, you know?
Cheryl Stixx: But I guess the old Cheryl was right about this... it's all bullshit. You're not rewarded for your manners or for supporting an inspiring message.
Cheryl Stixx: In the end, the rabbit hole is just a nest of vipers and there's no Wonderland. I don't know what to do or where to go from here, Valk.
Valkyrie check her pockets and pulls out a pair of keys
Valkyrie: Look. I have the night off, I just need to stop by Our Hero’s office to sign some paperwork but I’ll be free in a matter of minutes.
Valkyrie: It’s 10pm.
Valkyrie: I have a sick looking Harley Davidson Forty Eight Special Custom parked outside of the arena.
Valkyrie: And this is New York.
The crowd can be heard roaring in the background as Valkyrie pronounced the name of the city they were at
Valkyrie: How about we go and do something together? I heard the Metropolitan Museum is open at night…
Cheryl Stixx: Valk! If it's not the Met Gala, there's no way I'm going to a museum at night.
Valkyrie: I’m kidding! We’ll go wherever you want to go.
Valkyrie extends her arm, fist closed. Waiting for Cheryl to fist bump her
Catching Valk by surprise, Cheryl jumped and hugged her.
Cheryl Stixx: OMG! I was so wrong about you, girl! You're not Tinkerbell, you're my Jiminy Cricket! Thank you so much, you're a good friend.
Cheryl Stixx: But don't go thinking that you're getting more jewel accompanied Champagne. I'm not THAT rich...
Valkyrie: Jiminy Cricket? I hate that little monster!
Valkyrie: But it doesn’t matter right now! Here are the keys:
Valkyrie throws the keys of her motorbike to Cheryl, who quickly catches them
Valkyrie: Now get to the parking lot and keep the engine running while I go to Our Hero’s office. It won’t take me long. In the meantime you can figure out where you’d like to go
Valkyrie and Cheryl Stixx then leave the locker room together. The camera follows them down the hallway and then fades back to the commentary team
The camera pans to the announce team.
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The camera pans slowly up to reveal THE Stacy Clark, standing backstage with a microphone, her signature smile lighting up the OCW Universe. Standing beside her is a very annoyed looking Rust Cohle.
Cohle stands with arms crossed, his typical erratic movements have been shut down and he silently stands next to his tag team partner Quartz.
Quartz holds firm, arms behind his back, slightly behind Rust Cohle. The team has a new look of focus just days removed from controversial encounters with the Tag Team champions on Turmoil.
Stacy: Welcome, OCW Universe! This is the one, the only… The Clark Effect!
Per the usual, the crowd pops for the beloved Stacy Clark!
Stacy: I am here with the #1 contenders for the RIOT Tag Team championships, the Cohle Quartz Coalition, better known as C.Q.C.!
Stacy: As you all know, C.Q.C. are set to face the tag team champions at Summercide, one of OCW’s most illustrious events!
Stacy: I have to admit, it’s been quite a different team with me than usual… You two certainly look focused!
Neither man moves very much and allows Stacy to move the microphone up towards them. Cohle begins to tilt his head and wriggle his jaw, looking directly into the camera.
Stacy: ...More focused than I thought I guess. Even intense for the interview it seems.
Stacy smiles wide as she shakes off the awkward moment.
Stacy: As I’m sure all of you know, tonight, those same tag team champions will defend their belts before the showdown at Summercide, in the always fantastic Perfect Circle match!
Stacy: Rust, do you have any thoughts on your potential new opponents?
After pausing for a few moments, the camera moves in closely to focus on the face of Rust Cohle.
Cohle: The level of blatant disrespect that has been displayed towards myself and Quartz has always been high.
Cohle: I get that crap. I haven’t always been the best team player to these people and this organization.
Cohle: But tonight is the first time since I’ve joined OCW that I’ve legitimately felt I’ve been personally and professionally wronged.
Cohle slowly takes the microphone from Stacey’s hand and keeps his glare directly locked into the camera.
Cohle: Jaysin Sensation. You think we don’t know what tonight is? You think I don’t know what tonight is?
Cohle: You think we can’t see your insecurity? You thought I would be out of this picture weeks ago. I can’t imagine the scared anger on your sociopathic face when Quartz lifted Cort Marshall at Savage Lands.
Cohle: I’m not sorry we ruined your little plans. You want to punish us because we didn’t fall in line during Savage Lands? Because we didn’t conform to your ideas last week on Turmoil?
The OCW Universe has grown quieter since Cohle’s rant began. The camera is locked on Rust Cohle, just as Cohle is locked directly on the camera. Quartz, still standing slightly behind him with his hands behind his back, has now leaned his head forward, looking directly at the floor.
Cohle: So afraid of a couple of new guys that don’t bow down to your every wim winning these titles scares the hell out of you, doesn’t it?
Cohle: I know you think you are the ultimate king around here, that your sh** doesn’t stink.
Cohle: But I’m not going to sit here and let you pull me around like a puppet. I know your plans to nurture your little baby Harvey didn’t work out, so you gotta get him back at the top.
Cohle: Take CQC out of the picture by matching them up with B2O, huh? You know Liger Bunny has been out of tag action for months and you know as well as I do that they weren’t ready for this match either.
Cohle: You’re disrespecting me, you’re disrespecting this man (pointing at Quartz), you’re disrespecting your damn champions by booking this facade tonight.
Cohle: Well we’re not going to be a part of it. Why don’t you tell these fans the truth? Why don’t you ask them what you asked me yesterday? Ask us to be a part of this nonsense at the end... AFTER B2O.
Cohle: Yeah, Telos and AC were given this chance AFTER we told you how we felt about your little proposition. Good luck to them. Do they know they’re just fill ins? I feel like they should know.
Cohle: We earned this. Nobody in this company has worked harder than us in the last 2 months and I will not allow you to take that away from us just because your ego is too big to allow a rookie to take center stage.
Cohle: We’ll be facing whatever “champions” you wanna manufacture. I was angry at your lack of professionalism and ego at first, but we have a saying where I come from.
Cohle: ”La vie ce n’est pas d’attendre que l’orage passe, c’est d’apprendre a danser sous la pluie…”
Cohle: Well, Jaysin Sensation. It’s time for me to play in the rain. A bientot, trou d’uc.
Rust Cohle drops the microphone and storms away. After a few moments, the camera zooms out as Quartz picks the microphone up and hands it back to Stacy Clark, who is standing with her mouth agape.
The concerned looking Quartz keeps his eyes down and apologizes to Stacy Clark. The camera fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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They are Big mad! |

After the last segment comes to a close, Anthony Baker is standing backstage with Stacy Clark who is sweating profusly after running back stage. Awaiting a quick interview before his upcoming Perfect Circle Tag Team Title Match against Liger Bunny.
Stacy: (Pantin)Baker, we’ve just heard that your tag team partner IS here tonight. Unfortunately it’s your partner from the future, Harvey Ocean. NOT H2O.
Baker: Lets get this straight. Whether it be H2-
Harvey: No no no. Did I hear right? Did you say unfortunately, Stacy?
Off into the distance, Harvey Ocean cuts off Anthony Baker and responded to Stacy’s remarks.
He slides into the camera shot like Baker does your girls DMs. Very smooth and direct.
Stacy: Yes, I did Harvey.
Stacy looks at Harvey with a disgusting look as he chews his bubblegum like a horse in front of her. Baker remains calm as he puts his hands on his hips.
Stacy: This is how you’re going to turn out in the future. Where is H2O? The real H2O?
Harvey: H2O is no more. That died during the H2NO era. The era where the fans doubted me...hated me for everything I’ve become.
Harvey: Unlike you common folk; I learned how to take a negative and make it positive like I always been able to do.
Harvey: The very “NO” in H2O...The very “No” that you saw up on my video when I strut my ass-set down the ring and swept Quartz off the face of this earth at 511 meant N-ew O-pportnunity.
Baker scoffs and becomes irritated.
Baker: I’ve listened to about enough of you already. You waltz around here like you run this damn show. Just a reminder it was me that helped you become relevant again.
Baker: It all started with a needle and some ink.
Baker steps up close to Harvey’s face to look at the tattoos he put on him are still there.
Baker: Hmph, you still have them on your face. Tell me...Harvey...do they remind you how many times I’ve beaten you? How they say if you can’t beat ‘em...join ‘em?
Baker: You turning Fukboi is the ONLY reason you went from H2-Emo to “The Good Light”.
Harvey Ocean looks a bit perplexed as Blackbeard used to say. Changing the shape of history in even the slight leaves Harvey confused.
Harvey: Baker, I don’t know what to say. You never talked to me like this before. We’re tag team ch-
Suddenly out of nowhere a thunderous boom shakes not just the camera but the entire arena.
The lights dim a bit and turns back on. Stacy, Baker and Harvey rush to where the sound came from. They head out towards the parking lot area.
Car alarms are sounding off as Baker leads the pack.
Baker: I remember that sound.
Stacy: I don’t see where it came from.
Harvey frowns and power walks towards Baker and out of nowhere….
H2O COMES FROM BEHIND A PARKED CAR AND HITS HARVEY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!!
H2O knocks him out cold. The same way Harvey Ocean knocked him out a few weeks ago.
Baker: BEST FRIEND!
H2O: BEST FRIEND!
B2O give each other a bro hug as Stacy comes rushing over.
Stacy: H2O is that you?
H2O: H2O thought he told you to call him Harvey?
Stacy/Baker: No!
Baker: Umm...what do we do with him? He’s starting to wake up.
H2O: Do what he did to Harvey except we put him back in this thing and send him back to the future.
Baker: Are you trying to make a funny or are you being serious right now.
Stacy: Guys lets go! You have a match pretty soon.
H2O looks over towards Baker and Baker feels like he can literally see the question mark form over his Best Friend’s head.
Baker: I’ll explain after we get this dingleberry outta here. Where’s this thing?
H2O grabs Harvey’s arms and Baker grabs both of his legs and they carry The Future OCW Champion towards the Time Machine.
Harvey opens his eyes. He’s still on dream street after that pipe shot to the head. But he gets his eyes to focus on H2O.
H2O looks down and returns his eye contact as well. The Past, Present and Future makes a connection.
You’re making a grave mistake H2O. I’m actually here to save OCW.
Kasstianity is not something that’s a trend. It’s contagious and it will become the way of life. No one is safe. Not even you.
The Devil tattoo on my back with The Light showing above his head.
Who do you think did that? Who gave you all your other tattoos?
Even you submitted your Good Light to the darkside at one point. Let me go and fight tonight along side our best friend. Let me get to Summercide to stop Kassidy Hayes from converting this entire federation to his mercy.
Baker: Hey buddy are you there? H2O!
H2O snaps out of the trance. H2O looks at Baker and Stacy as they all wait for his cue to throw Harvey into the machine.
Harvey continues to stare at H2O but H2O refuses to look. He and Baker throws him into the machine, closes the door and H2O presses the button to initiate teleportation back to the year 2020.
The three of them run back inside as H2O stops at the entry to the arena and looks back.
Harvey Ocean is gone.
Baker shouts to Harvey from the locker room.
Baker: I still have your clothes here. Grab ‘em and lets go get these tag titles!
H2O bows his head turns back around and heads towards the locker room to get ready for his match.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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