“It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.”
― Edgar Allan Poe
With golden pajamas made of the finest silk of this time, Tiberius Octavian Dupree sleeps. No he doesn’t rest like no mere mediocre manling, no sir, the OCW World Lightheavyweight Champion sleeps like all beautiful creatures sleep….standing up.
That’s right Tibby doesn’t lay down for anyone, not even exhaustion!
In order to maintain the gorgeous mane that accompanies the better force he has perfected this method of recharging. His eyes slowly open with a rarely seen look of confusion.
Dupree: That was the weirdest dream….
Tibby walks over to his overly gaudy vanity and stares into the mirror. For a moment he admires his own beauty, but that reflection soon turns into a disheveled, older more weary looking Dupree. Future Dupree!
Other Future Dupree: It wasn’t a dream, Edward from Twilight is OCW Champ and Kaepernick won Citizen of the Year...the universe has ended as we know it….Sigh.
Dupree: That can’t be...that doesn’t even make sense, my match at Chill Faktor is tonight.
?????: Tonight is the first Riot of the year 2028!
Other Future RYU now appears in the mirror, his reflection overlapping Future Dupree’s with pixelated feedback.
Other Future Dupree: No it’s not, it’s 2018 you pleb!
Dupree: No it’s still 2017 and I’m going to eat his lunch like it’s 2016! And Kneesus Christ why is RYU inside you?!! Is there a freaking off switch for this nonsense.
Other Future RYU: You hear that Dupree, I’m “inside” you.
Other Future Dupree: Sigh….we don’t got time for this.
Other Future RYU: Depends on your definition of time, I like to think of it like a game of…
Dupree: Can you both shut your faces for a second!
Tibby finds his smart phone and looks at the date & time as well as recent events on OCWfed.com. Future RYU makes faces inside Future Dupree’s faces to entertain himself.
Dupree: Ok so it’s 2018 and the universe is a horrible place….RYU is still trash and I’m still the only champion in OCW that matters, I don’t see what’s so different. I defeated RYU and his mediocre disgustingness before, I’ll do it again.
Other Future Dupree: But...but that’s not how we save the universe as we know it...
Tibby shrugs and heads towards his house sized bathroom.
Dupree: I am the universe as we know it.
The camera fades with Future Dupree and Future RYU arguing about time ethics in the mirror.
