The show rolls on as the backstage area can be seen filled with the coming and goings of the Riot staff, all seems calm as the show has begun to reach the finale of the night.
That calm is quickly destroyed as a large bang can be heard from one of the doors, and in walk Mr. Turmoil himself, pre-dressed in his gear as he scouts what he sees as enemy territory.
The people who stopped to look go back to their business as Wrex begins his march to the ring. Although he’s quickly stopped by someone in front of him. OCW’s own Stacy Clark.
Stacy: You’re late.
Wrex: Has my match happened yet?
Stacy: Clearly not.
Wrex: Then I’m not late, am I?
Wrex walks around her as he continues his warpath before quickly being stopped again.
Stacy: Not so fast, I was promised an interview tonight.
Wrex: Ain’t that a shame.
He tries to move around her again but she wont budge.
Wrex: Oh for f-, fine you got two minutes, exactly two.
Stacy: Good, tonight you face the CCW champion Malu in a non-title match-
Wrex: -Buncha crap-
Stacy: -Do you have a game plan going in, knowing what happened last time you two went one on one?
Wrex: Look Clark, my game plan is that I watch the tapes, I’ve seen his tricks first-hand and if there’s one thing Riot’s very own Subpar Superstar is good for, it’s playing my crash test dummy. I plan on winning this Clark. Plain and simple.
He once again walks past, this time being allowed. Though he quickly notices his shadow continuing to follow too.
Stacy: You don’t seem very happy to be here tonight.
Wrex: I’m not Clark, Mr. Turmoil isnt just some catchy nickname I picked out for myself, I pride myself on being one of the last true Turmoil exclusives. This kind of goes against that. So I’m here to do my job and leave.
Wrex: I only agreed to even come here tonight when I knew I was going against the champ, I have to something to prove tonight and that’ll comes over brand loyalty every goddamn time.
Stacy: And that is?
He once again comes to a stop, this time under his own power.
Wrex: Simple, that once I beat Malu, there won’t be any speculation on who’s next in line come Summercide. Once I pin Malu One-Two-Three in the middle of that ring.
Wrex:
There won’t be any other name on that list more deserving than me. I want the rematch I was never given, and If I gotta kill a Samoan to take it then bye bye fatass.
Wrex:
And then come Cide I’ll do it all over again and take back my belt.
Stacy: And what If Jackman is able to pull off an upset?
Wrex: Code has never beaten me once in his miserable life. Didn’t do it at Anniversary, Didn’t do it on Turmoil. He sure as *beep* ain’t gonna start at Summercide.
Wrex: Let me make a promise, hell more of statement right now, I am not leaving Summercide without gold in my hands. And if you know me you’ll know one thing, I don’t break my word. Ever!
Wrex storms on ahead, right towards Gorilla as we move on to the next part of the show.
The scene opens up in the pitch black P3 Soundstage where we only see 4 individual spotlights shining down on 4 stools placed next to an easel and canvas for painting.
We see a shimmering light come down on three of the setups. This light starts materializing and forming into our favorite people in the world. Mugen, Drago and “Fred”.
Mugen: I told you the Translocational Device would be effective for more than one person old sport!
“Fred”: My bad!
Drago: We make dark soundstage why?
Mugen: We have an extra special guest. And I know we say “extra special” a lot but today is SUPER extra special.
Mugen motions towards the remaining setup that is currently vacant and we see a glimmering light begin sparkling and also materialize into a glowing figure that looks like……….
Mugen: We have Bob Ross!
Drago: OH MY GAHHHH.
We see the hologram Bob Ross smiling and waving to the roaring studio audience. We once again see the Mr. Sensation lookalike in the crowd with a signature Bob Ross fro going for him.
Bob Ross: Well hello there folks. Today, we are going to get a little crazy and I want the three of you to be painting out your happy places. Anything that makes you feel joy or make you want to just keep on living life.
Bob looks into the crowd as a laser light field fills up the bleachers.
Bob Ross: And all of you lovely folks can also follow along.
Hologram Bob starts working on his canvas which quickly begins looking like the scene of a beautiful oceanside cliff.
We see “Fred” painting what looks like an embellished portrait of himself rocking out at a huge concert. Drago seems to be painting what looks like Bubba and several other animals in a happy savanna.
Finally, we make our way to Mugen who seems to be painting the image of him dropping somebody on their head.
Drago starts to add something to his painting but his grip slips on the brush and he drops it. There is a slight smear on his painting.
Drago: Oops! I make a mistake.
Bob Ross: Drago. We don’t mistakes here. I like to call them happy accidents. Besides, this looks wonderful. I feel like I’m right there with you.
Drago who is now smiling from ear to ear continues the painting.
As Hologram Bob makes his way to Mugen he starts tilting his head to get a better understanding of the image.
Mugen: My happy place is when I drop people on their head Bob.
Bob Ross: I can see that. Now who is the victim supposed to represent in this image. Is it failure? Poverty? Despair? Are you taking all the negativity in your life and just dropping it on their head?
Mugen: Um………………………..I’d like to say yes but I’m actually just dropping Young Ryan because……………..well………………………………...I like to do so.
Bob Ross: You know what though, you should call this painting Success. It shows off the success that you have made in your life by dropping people on their head to do whatever you want. And remember, success breeds success.
Mugen: Aw Bob, thanks!
Drago: And we don’t embrace excuse. We embrace solution. Success is solution.
Mugen starts pointing at Drago because he just said something very profound.
Mugen: My man!
Drago: Speaking of success.
Drago and Mugen take a pause from their painting and start looking at the audience.
Mugen: The P3 Bonanza will be making one of its biggest moves as next week, we will be appearing on……...the…………
Together: CLARKE EFFECT!
Bubba roars from the darkness as we also hear a woof from Mac.
Drago: That is right. We make crossover show appearance.
Mugen: The biggest crossover show appearance in OCW history because this summer, P3 already dominated the talk show circuit. We dominated beach parties and we are about to dominate……
Mugen starts rhythmically moving his hands around as the lasers and lights in the room start to dance.
Mugen: The Multiverse
Drago: That’s right!
Hologram Bob starts clapping at the moment of clarity from P3 and he starts making his way towards “Fred” and his painting.
Hologram Bob looks at it and then back at a grinning “Fred”.
Bob Ross: This on the other hand is completely unrealistic and I don’t think anybody would believe this.
“Fred”: What? But Bob this is my life goal!
At that moment, the hologram Bob Ross snatches up the painting canvas and smashes it over “Fred”’s head.
