As we pan backstage, before Jim Black is ready to give the audience some update regarding tonight’s matches and events, he gets his mic stolen by one Frenchize, Rust Cohle, who seems real focused and has something to say.
Rust: Sorry for the interruption, Jim. But right now, I have to publicly respond to someone who is here tonight.
He looks straight to the camera while Jim is standing on the side, very confused.
Rust: You have been running your mouth for the last couple of weeks now, and you seem very confident in yourself, despite what happened to you at Lution..
Rust:Mr.Chilly Powder. You are running around, telling everybody who is willing to listen that you are capable, that you deserve a shot at this..
He holds up the OCW Pride Championship.
Rust: Iceman Nate Mac. You want me one on one ? You got it.
Rust: But like I said to Salami and everybody that has come before him.. You will meet a terrible fate. And you all know and saw, I mean it. You wolf might be on the hunt, but you fail to realize that you are now the prey.
Rust: Anytime, anywhere, I am going to give you the beatdown that you truly deserve. No more excuses. It is summer time indeed, and I am the one hungry for battle. And by the end of that very night, you will hear those famous words: “AND STILL..”..
As he is ready to finish his sentence he is interrupted by a very familiar voice in the background.
RYU: Games?! You wound me Rustin, you’re out here challenging a man who rolls deep. He may be rolling deep in shit, but he still has a numbers advantage.
RYU: So I figure, since your so called “comrades” are once again absent when you might need them, I’ll have your back tonight.
RYU: Me, Spider, your real friend, your real mentor.
Rust gets closer to Ryu and gets in his face.
Rust: I am telling you. Don’t put your nose in my business, and stay out of it.
RYU: The nose knows Rustin, think about it.
He taps Rust Cohle on his shoulder as he happily struts out of the frame, Jim looking even more confused than before.
Once the most dangerous location outside an OCW ring. The infamous vending machine backstage has broken more bones than even the Combat Center. Currently OCW General Manager Tiberius Octavian Dupree stares into it with disgust. He then notices the creeping camera focusing on him.
Dupree: This is phreaking pathetic, when’s the last time this was even stocked?!
We hear some chav off camera chuckle “Ask Colin”, Dupree ignores him and kicks the machine scuffing his organza louie vitto’s.
Dupree: Not a single phreaking maple snack, who even eats this crap. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
He storms off in the direction of his office, hangry and hot.
Dupree: You know who’s fault this is...Turra phreaking dumbass taurus! Bish burned the best maple snacks next to Aunt Marie’s in the entire galaxy. Who even does that?! What kinda animal….?!
He grabs the camera man shaking him and everyone watching. Realizing he’s losing control he fixes the poor man’s collar and pats his chest calmly.
Dupree: Since the authorities are imbeciles and are still “investigating” the incident. I guess I have to take action against Terra Daturas for setting fire to the OCW Women’s Champion’s personal property myself.
OCW officials scurry out his path as he continues to his office.
Dupree: Since Terra wants to go to extreme measures to get under EMP’s thicc skin. She will have no problem facing the Women’s champion in an Xtreme Rules match at Consequence. And just to sweeten the maple-less pot, Ashley Moore will be at ringside.
Dupree: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more work to do.
After just making a monumental match for the OCW GM finally reaches his office, but before the door closes behind him we hear him sigh.
Dupree: ... should just eat Spider’s lunch again.
CHAMPION vs. CHAMPION JOHN CARTER* vs. TONY EVERRETT*
