2022 Future Investment Winner John Carter arrives at Madison Square Garden in a limo. He steps out while talking to someone on the phone. The driver walks up to John with his briefcase and gives it to him.
John puts his cellphone to his chest.
John: Thank you. You better not have left any of that monkey stuff on my briefcase.
Driver: No sir!
John talks on the phone again and shoos him away.
John: Yeah, Marcus. You and Aisu are going to carry The Wrestling Club out as a team. It’s time for me to handle some unfinished business.
John lifts up his briefcase, looks at it and smiles. He then sees something off camera and his Adam's Apple swells up as if he just swallowed a brick.
John: Let me call you back.
The camera zooms out and it’s The OCW Womens Champion Furiosa and La Mujera. Furiosa tilts her head slowly from side to side.
Furiosa: I couldn’t help myself to overhear you say that you wanted to shake things up.
Mujera: You wouldn’t be talking about shaking things up with that Future Investment briefcase you have in your hands would you?
John's gut is so tight that it’s hard for him to muster up any confidence.
John: La Mujera, you of all people know what it is like to carry this around. The pressure it brings to me but even more so to the champions of OCW.
John: You cashed in at the right time to take out the most feared woman in OCW, Dragana Cesar.
Furiosa squints her eyes and John notices the reaction.
John: But unlike you I would still be the champion. Not losing it and then teaming up with one who has it.
Furiosa steps up to John Carter and looks him dead in his eyes. John lifts his chin to allow Furiosa some room underneath it.
He stares down back at her - breathing so hard through his nose that it moves her hair from her face.
Furiosa: You got some nerves now, BOY? You think winning that briefcase makes you man enough to face either of The Ocean Brothers?
Furiosa: You and Marcus are parading around with these thots that can’t even lick my boots. Like Harvey said, Kasstianity isn’t a soap opera.
John: You’re right. You and Harvey are something we see on 90 Day Fiancé.
Furiosa goes to strike John and he quickly sets up the briefcase in his face to block the attack. but La Mujera catches her forearm.
Mujera: Stop it, Furi. He is beneath Kasstianity.
Furiosa: You’re lucky she’s here otherwise I would rip your tongue out and make you eat it.
John: Before you do, let me say one thing. Tell Harvey I haven’t forgotten what he did to me at SummerCide.
Furiosa: You’re right, Mujera. I won’t rip his tongue out because I want him to go tell Harvey that to his face!
Mujera: Now that’s good thinking. Since you’re such a MAN now, go tell him yourself.
The two women snicker as John walks between them to leave. He stops and turns around.
John: You know what, I lied. I have another thing to say.
The two women turn to him.
John: I’d be beneath Heather all day if her ass wasn’t so damn bipolar!
Furiosa: WHAT BITCH?
John runs away as Furiosa attempts to lunge at him. La Mujera grabs her by the waist to stop her.
THE TRAINING JASMIN KAFFEE vs. ASHLEY MOORE
Sitting in an all black room that’s only being lit up by a tv monitor, Chance Williams is seen leaning forward watching the tv.
The tv is on repeat as it’s showing Chance throw KC off the scaffold onto two tables from Ambition: September 2 Remember. After watching the replay one more he drops his face into his hands.
Looking up again he exhales deeply with a remorseful look on his face. Chance keeps staring at the monitor as he begins talking to himself.
Chance: How could I have done that to him? That… that isn’t me. Is it? I understand fighting, brawling, and disliking a man. But how… why… How did I do that?
Chance: We were in my hometown… the biggest stage I was on yet. But it was stolen from me… after you cracked my head open twice on those chairs. I didn’t think I’d be able to compete. The doctors confirmed that quickly enough…
Chance leans back in his chair as he runs his hands over his face.
Chance: I don’t understand this business. I don’t understand your motives.
Chance: I don’t hate you, I don’t want to put your life at risk. KC, why? Why would we go to such levels? Why would you drive me into places I’ve never known existed…
Chance: Maybe you’re right. Maybe my father was right about me, maybe I deserve everything you’ve done to me. But at that moment… I just, I hated you.
Chance: I never hated a person in my life and yet you drove me to the edge and I can’t believe what I did to you.
He wipes a tear running down his cheek as he sulks in his transgression toward KC.
Chance: I thought since you stole something from me… I would take something from you. But I messed up, I took it too far, and now look at me. An emotional mess not knowing what to do now.
Chance: Is this what you wanted KC? Is this the master plan all along? If so… you’ve won. I don’t know how I can move forward from here. I don’t think I can forgive myself regardless of what you’ve done or said to me.
Chance stares back at the monitor again as his facial expression changes to a cold serious one.
Chance: But then there’s this other part of me. This other part I wish to indulge on more. One where it yearns for me to cause violence and suffering… onto you KC. I hope we don’t cross paths again seeing as I don’t know what’ll happen if we do.
He stares right into the camera now.
Chance: I’m waiting for you KC. If you dare, try and come back for me. This time though… I won’t feel guilty for what I’ll do to you.
He goes back to staring at the monitors as we pan to black moving on.
We fade in on the newly appointed General Manager Emp opening an office door somewhere at OCW Headquarters. She steps inside and turns around to face the door. Mugen and Drago walk through and are amazed.
Emp: What do you guys think?
Drago: Wow….
Mugen: Looks like no one's been here in years.
Emp: As both of you are part of our new HR team, I'll need you to sort through and take care of all of the complaints we've received from our employees.
Drago scratches his head.
Drago: That don't sound too bad to me!
Mugen: Hell yeah old sport, nothing gets the mind going quite like boring paperwork!
Emp smiles before she reaches under a nearby desk and lifts a giant box filled to the brim with papers. Mugen reaches out.
Mugen: Uh, need hel-
With a grunt, Emp slams the box on top of the desk and takes a breath.
Emp: I'm fine. Now get to work boys. We have a lot to do.
Drago and Mugen pull up a chair while Emp heads for the door.
Emp: If you need me, I'll be at my office.
Drago: See you!
Mugen: Bye!
Emp leaves as Drago and Mugen return their attention to the box. Drago removes the lid and removes the paperwork pile by pile. The two split the work and begin looking through the complaints.
Mugen: Woah….some of these are really old.
Drago: Did we not have HR people before?
Mugen: Guess not……….
At that moment a huge spotlight somehow shines from who knows where into the Human Resources office and we can suddenly hear the applause from a live audience................. (to be continue?)
SHELDON TREMBLAY*
vs. EL PARCA*
Mugen: Welcome to yet another edition of the P3 Bonanza with yours truly Mugen and next to me here of course, my good pal Drago.
Drago waves to the camera and the studio audience.
Drago: We here today in Human Resource office of OCW because……
Together: P3 is now HR!
Mugen: That’s right, and today’s special episode we are going to review some of the complaints that Empress has graciously given us access to now.
Drago: Let’s start with this one from 2012….. It’s a complaint from…………Carlos Cruz?
Mugen: Oh! I remember him! What does it say?
Drago puts on his reading glasses that actually do not have any lenses in them and starts reading out loud.
Drago: To whom it may concern, I am complaining about Dimsmore and his violation of my human rights in the ring. I was not given an ample opportunity to defend myself and was not given a fair matchup. I hope that Dimsmore is suspended and his title relinquished.
Drago looks at Mugen with furrowed brows.
Drago: Was it that bad?
Mugen: Oh boy, yea it was pretty bad.
Mugen starts laughing as he thinks about the match from a decade ago. Mugen then briefly digs into the box in front of him and finds a complaint from a familiar name.
Mugen: Oh hey look at that it’s from Sensation. Wait, he wrote something to his own non-existant HR?
Drago shrugs.
Drago: What it say?
Mugen: Hey HR motha*****s. I want to put a complaint in about that Parker Stevens gorilla mamao asshole. I know that f****r s**t in my desk and apparently I’m not allowed to fire him. What kind of stupid bull**** rules did I make in this company. What the f*** are yall gonna do about this?
Mugen looks up from the form and at Drago. They both start giggling simultaneously. Drago reaches over and sees a complaint form that really grabs his attention.
Drago: Oh look, this one about you.
Mugen: Oh? Who’s it from?
Drago: Uh…..Smy
Mugen: GOOD OL S**T BOMBER. F*** YOU.
Drago is taken back by the anger and starts reading it.
Drago: Guys… I had a great idea…. It was called the Legends Championship….. I was going to bring it out on Riot and it was going to be great but Mugen turned it down… He sent me a meme in my e-mails and then laughed at me before saying “No.”..... I want him reprimanded for turning down a money making great idea…… It’s so great, how could it not be great?
Drago looks up at Mugen who looks like he’s about to burst out in laughter.
