We find ourselves in what looks to be a meeting room within the Kasstian church, where Sheldon is sitting at a desk with some books and various sheets of paper, poring over them.
Sheldon: …hmm…
The door opens, and Sheldon looks up from his reading with a smile, opening his arms.
Sheldon: Ahh, a friendly face! It's good to see you back.
We now get a good look at who Sheldon’s mystery guest is, as it seems he doesn’t know there’s a camera in the room. He removes the hood he’s been wearing to reveal a head of clearly dyed blonde hair. There’s very little doubt, combined with his size and frame, as to who’s visiting.
CG: Well, I’m here. Who’s that little weirdo out front? She kinda gave me a… you know, a ‘look’.
Sheldon: That’s just Harper, don’t worry. She is the newest blood in the family. This is my personal mission, everyone else is letting me handle this. How are you doing?
CG: Taking it easy. I fly back to Cuba for a little while after ‘Cide, visa issue. You sure you wanna do this? You’ve got enough on your plate with the GDOAT over there.
Sheldon: My business with Aries will be handled at Summercide, this is just as important to me. Now, sit, I have something I want you to do today. It’s a big step, so I want you to know if you’re not ready, you can just tell me so.
CG: Alright… sure.
With that, CG takes a seat in front of Sheldon, and Sheldon pulls out a sheet of paper, passing it over to him.
Sheldon: You said you wanted to make things right, but before Wrestlution, you seemed to almost want to keep your hands off the situation. You told people what was going on, yes, but you yourself did nothing.
Sheldon: It seems more like you’re afraid of the consequences of getting involved in someone else’s fight, after what happened with DDE and the GOAT Academy. Is that true?
CG: I think you should maybe consider changing your career if you want to be a shrink, Sheldon.
Sheldon: With that in mind… this is her new number. I would like that you call her.
CG: I know her number, Sheldon, she has me blocked.
Sheldon: You don't call her with your phone.
Sheldon then hands CG his phone. CG looks a bit confused, but shrugs.
CG: How do you even have her number?
Sheldon: I approached her myself… she wasn’t very receptive.
CG sighs, and dials the number, putting it on speaker before placing it on the table.
CG: So, are you gonna at least ease her into it?
Sheldon: If you think that would make things better. I will tell you, I do not think it will change much either way.
CG: Then why the hell are we doing this?
Sheldon: Because it's the first step to your change.
CG nods, and finally, the phone stops ringing. Sure enough…
Jasmin: Hello?
CG looks at Sheldon and nods, and Sheldon takes point.
Sheldon: Frau Kaffee, good evening! I hope you’re doing a bit better than the last time I called. How are you? How is the little kid doing?
Jasmin: We’re fine. I’m not coming to your church, if that’s what you’re gonna ask next.
Sheldon: Nope. I actually have someone who wants to talk to you. Someone who feels they owe you an apology.
Jasmin: Did you give him my number, Sheldon? Was it you?
Sheldon: Who do you mean by ‘him?’
Jasmin: Don’t you FLUFFERNUTTER lie to me, you piece of dookie shoe, I know where your FLUFFERNUTTER ramshackle church is, I will come up there and burn that dookie shoehole to the FU-
CG: Jasmin, if he called you, it wasn’t Sheldon that gave him the number. He’s talking about me. I wanted to talk to you.
Jasmin: Oh, you can both go STRAIGHT to hell!
With that, Jasmin hangs up, leaving a frustrated CG and a mildly upset Sheldon.
Sheldon: Garcia, who was she talking about?
CG: It’s not any of your business. No offense.
Sheldon: … none taken. I hope you feel … a bit stronger now.
SECRET WARS DNS
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DANNY WATTS & ELLIOT PARKER
TMZ Exclusive on the situation in OCW between Lotus FloJo and Alyssa Marceaux!
Thanks to an anonymous source, we have obtained an audio clip that happened after the interview with Tiberius Dupree went off the air. Take a listen!
Production crew: And, clear!
Alyssa: We clear? Good. FloJo, don’t take off that f**king earpiece.
FloJo: Yeah yeah yeahhh. Don’t tell me what to mother f***er. You’re in the presence of a real queen, b.
Alyssa: So, we bold now b***h? Okay then let’s get bold. First thing first, I don’t get why you need to portray some hard worker when you ain’t. Looking your way all I see is just another ring rat gutter slut feeding off the energy of others like some pint-sized parasite.
FloJo: Pint-sized parasite dayum. I’m only 5’ 4’’. Jeez. What have you done exactly? Little Mississippi Queen, you know what I mean? And now you’re a tyrant??? Wooow Scary.
FloJo: You’re only going after me cause you have nothing cause you are nothing. You like two hair colors and some gothic make up. Ain’t good enough to hang with Kass.
FloJo: It’s okay though once you finally get something OCW would be having a going away episode of, oh I don’t know? Magic empire.
Alyssa: Surface level… All surface level. Just like your affiliation with That bulldookie shoe Family of yours, that one thing you cling close to because you’re too lonely to ride for yourself.
FloJo: Oh you mean, I have a group of people that love and support me? Y’know like a real family??? Yeah, man, I’m so lonely.
Alyssa: Please, they don’t love you and they never will. And a real family? You're talking to a mother with a happy marriage. 2 things you’ll probably never experience. You know what, I don’t have time for this. That oaf of father you claim really made you that delusional? I knew talking to you off-air wouldn't get past you. I have a flight to catch back to the states. I’ll see you soon little girl.
FloJo: Heh. Hahaha…Yeah, I’m a little girl.
The scene opens up to the COO of OCW Drago Cesar talking on the phone with someone. In the midst of the conversation, his office door opens up.
Drago looks up and smiles.
Drago: Harvey is in my office now. Thank you.
Drago hangs up the phone and stands up from his chair. H2O closes the door slowly behind him until he hears it latch.
Drago senses tension from his former foe. But it doesn’t bother Drago - As he gestures to H2O to have a seat in front of his desk.
Harvey doesn’t budge.
H2O: What business do I have here with you?
Drago: Harvey, c’mon. Have a seat. I’d like discuss something with you. This will only take minute.
H2O inhales deeply and then exhales through his nose as he makes his way towards the seat.
H2O: I haven’t seen or spoken with you since our fight at Wrestlution 13.
Drago: Long time, right? And look like you The Good Light again! Crazy how time fly.
H2O leans back in the chair and spreads his arms out wide and a smirk on his face.
H2O: It’s all water under the bridge?
Drago reciprocates with a smile of his own and takes a seat himself.
Drago: Of course…if you answer my questions.
H2O's smile immediately goes away as he puts all four legs of the chair back onto the floor. He leans back in the chair and prepares to listen.
Drago: Harvey, I'm know we had differences in past but I'm need your full cooperation in question I'm about to ask.
H2O: If the question you’re getting ready to ask is pertaining to those blue boots that appeared in the camera a couple weeks ago, then the answer is no.
Drago: Interesting you know what I'm ask…
Drago's smile almost turns into a full blown grin. He cracks his knuckles before resuming.
Drago: These boots, they are your style of course. Same color, same pattern. If not you, then someone you know for sure right? Maybe that Quartz guy? Or maybe some third party?
H2O throws his arms up in disgust.
H2O: That could've been any other rookie!
Drago: Mmhmm…Harvey, if you lying to me, there will be consequence. I'm hate to have to punish promising tag team close to gold opportunity.
H2O scoffs.
H2O: Why would I lie to you? Last time I attempted to attack someone I ended up getting hit in the head with a shovel.
”Make It About Me” “Coo-Coo!”
Drago jumps from his seat in delight. Harvey turns his head to look up at the wall and sees a clock in the shape of a birdhouse.
H2O: What the hell was that?
Drago: Is my new cuckoo clock. It supposed to detect when people say things about themselves. I'm don't talk much about myself, not really sure if it work before now.
H2O: You can take Drago out of P3 but can’t take P3 out of Drago.
Drago: That’s right. Anyways, if you didn’t do it then I continue my investigation elsewhere. Thank you for your time, Harvey.
H2O stands up quickly and walks with haste towards the exit. He opens the door - then shuts it - and turns back towards Drago.
H2O: I have a question for you, “Best In The World”. Furiosa is supposed to have a 1v1 tonight against any member of TOG.
H2O: But I looked at one of the posters in the arena and it said Furiosa vs TOG, a 2v1? What’s up with that?
Drago frowns and scratches his neck.
Drago: Rats. She probably do this behind my back with Spider. Is too late to change now, but I'm hope she maybe find some help.
Drago: Emp trying to play 3D Checkers and Heather is in middle of it. I'm gonna have words with her after tonight.
H2O: Right…..
Harvey appears to be anxious and leaves Drago’s office. He takes his phone out and scrolls through his text messages.
He highlights “Right Hand” and begins to send a message.
H2O: ”I hope this works and speeds up the process. See you soon.”
Right Hand: “My plans never fail. See ya soon!”
Harvey puts his phone away in his jacket and smirks towards the camera.
