IN THE HEAT OF THE BUNNEH ALEKSANDER BOLEK vs. BUNNY M.
The Camera opens up to the back halls where we find one half of the Rumble Bellas, Belle preparing to have an interview with Stacy Clark. As Stacy begins to start the interview a hand reaches over and grabs the microphone out of her hands and replaces it with a rose.
??? : I’ll Take it from here Stacy.
The camera pans over to reveal BAE holding the microphone. BAE looks Stacy up and down and cracks his not so classic dollar fifty smile that grosses Stacy out and causes her to leave.
BAE: Hey Babe don’t go away I want to interview you next.. But first…
BAE: You know Belle If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I….
BAE turns around to see ClickBait standing next to Belle with heart emojis displayed on their mask. BAE squeezes in next to Belle. Belle stands between both men with a look of disgust on her face as they almost box her in while staring intensely at her.
Clickbait: I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your numbers’ not in it.
BAE: Could you tell me the way to heaven, you’ve clearly fallen from it.
Clickbait: Oh my god. I’ve gone blind. I’m blinded by how beautiful you are.
BAE: Are we playing poker? Because we are looking like a pair.
Clickbait: Did you construct the pyramids at Chichen Itza, because, damn girl, I’m trying to make you Mayan.
Belle: Wow, um… how about instead of my number, you two try dialing 911 instead? I think I’m having an aneurysm from your terrible pick-up lines.
Clickbait clutches his heart and starts to stumble around in an exaggerated dying motion.
Clickbait: Your lips have wounded me with those words…but you can cure me with a kiss.
Clickbait falls into Belle’s arms and starts missing kissy sounds from underneath his mask. Belle's face changes to an expression of absolute disgust as she drops him on the floor. As she tries to walk away she's cut off by BAE.
BAE: How dare you. Those were grade A pick up lines! That man committed!
Bae looks at Clickbait: You're a dude, right?
Clickbait shrugs slightly and jumps back to his feet and stares blankly at BAE.
BAE rounds back on Belle: You might be a baddie, but he's a Rizz Master. I feel sorry for you!
Clickbait: Yeah what he said. You're a mean lady! Those lines BAE used could pick up anyone's mom or even young look auntie. They don’t call him “ The Lightly Salted Rizz Cracker ” for nothing.
Belle: Oh, is that so? Well, I think I’m doing just fine, thank you very much. And as for you, ‘’Rizz Cracker’’, I suggest you stick to your day job.
Belle: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have business to attend to.
Belle flips her hair, turns, and walks away, leaving BAE and Clickbait looking stunned. As Belle turns the corner out of view.
Clickbait: COME BACK MY LOVE! YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO BUT DAMN I LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE!
BAE: She’s cold blooded. Colder than an eskemo’s nipples.
Clickbait & BAE: But she cute doe.
Both men turn to look at each other in shock.
BAE: Did we just become best friends?
Clickbait: Yep!
Both men heads turn as Valkyrie walks past them and down the hall.
BAE: I get older but…
Clickbait: They stay the same age.
Clickbait & BAE : Alright, Alright , Alright…
They high five each other as they race down the hall toward Valkyrie and out of view.
