Backstage, the World Tag Team Champions YaBoyz (minus Dragana, so just Clickbait and the ever adorable giant cat Bubba) and Aleksander Bolek alongside H2O of The Last are seated at a roundtable playing a heated game of Uno.
Click puts down a green nine.
Bubba puts down a yellow nine.
Bolek puts down a reverse Uno card with a devious smirk on his face.
Bubba looks down at his hand and growls. He picks up a card. Another one. Another one.
And another one.
Bubba finally finds a wild card and puts it down.
Bolek: What color do you choose?
Bubba grunts.
Click: Purple’s not a color we can use.
Bubba thinks, then grunts with more intensity.
Click: Blue it is!
Click puts down a blue three card. Bolek grins and plays another reverse Uno card.
H2O: Oh boy…
Clickbait slams their cards down onto the table.
Click: THEY’RE CHEATING!
Bolek: WE ARE NOT CHEATING! We ain’t like you guys cheating to win championships!
H2O: Easy Bolek.
Bubba’s eyes widen. The audacity! Click utters a high pitched shriek.
Click: You take that back!
H2O: Ok everyone. Let’s just calm down.
Bolek: NO, Harvey! If we were cheating, would I have let Bubba draw four cards? NO! I would’ve made him draw six or seven cards!
Harvey puts his cards down onto the table and lifts his palms upright. The moves them up and down portraying a libra scale.
H2O: Siiiiix Seeeeven!!!
Bubba roars so loud it startles Harvey to the point that his shades nearly fall off his face.
H2O: Ok ok. Sorry Bubba. But Click, you see? Bolek here is a humanitarian. Besides how can we cheat? We’re not playing with Sensational House Rules!
Bolek: Yeah! Let’s all calm down and keep playing, ok?
Bubba puts his cards down, his nose alarmed by a particular scent. He dives under the table, bumping it as he lurks underneath.
Click: What’s up Bubba?
Bubba lets out a surprised growl. Harvey steps back from the table as Bubba lurches toward him.
H2O: Hey, what the…
Bubba paws Harvey’s boot. The former world champion lifts his boot to find a green reverse Uno card stuck to the sole of his shoe. Bubba gasps. Click shrieks again. Bolek flips over the table.
Click: I KNEW IT! YOU CHEATED THE WHOLE TIME!
H2O: Wait, how’d that get there?!
Bolek: You planted the card on his shoe!!!
Bubba roars in surprise as he flops over to the floor, flailing his paws out and about in shock.
H2O: Bubba, wait! Have you ever had toilet paper stuck to your paw that you didn’t notice was there? That’s what happened here!
Click: Save it, Harvey! You and Bolek are cheaters. This was supposed to be fun. This will be The Last time we’ll be playing cards together.
Click: Come. Let’s go, Bubba.
Click walks off camera. Bubba walks by Bolek and Harvey showing his teeth and growling.
Harvey and Bolek steps back as they watch them walk away.
Stacy Clark: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, the man who puts the W in OCW, Waylon.
Waylon: Thank you for having me, I have a present for you.
Waylon Shirt with Waylon instead of Wrestling on the OCW logo
Waylon: You know, it’s been a hectic few months since I arrived here. I started out helping Sakamoto in a feud with DNS in Shepard and Belakor, but lately, we haven’t seen either. And this week, we’ll see if Petie is ready to fight his demons by taking on Joe Deaver.
But, as I mentioned on Turmoil before Petie interrupted, I need to talk to Sakamoto. So, Moto, please come out here.
**Sakamoto comes onto screen*
Waylon: Moto, we need to have a discussion about Petie. Before Cide, what do you remember about the last time we saw Petie?
Sakamoto would tilt his head back and start scratching his chin
Sakamoto: Hmm, before that the last thing I'd remembered was that tag match, he seemed fine then, and I was backstage that night to watch the show, it was a… Tragic thing to happen to someone
Sakamoto explained, and nodded his head
Waylon: Is that all that happened? I could’ve sworn I had seen you just moments before. Stacy, would you say it’s just a coincidence that I had seen Sakamoto just mere moments before someone hit Petie in the head with a chair?
Stacy: I’d rather no—
Sakamoto interrupts
Sakamoto: Okay, I will admit it, I did do the attack, but I… wasn't feeling myself that day, like something… Grabbed hold of me and told me to do it, so instead of shoving it down, I let it go, because something in me was itching for some chaos
Sakamoto lets out a laugh
Sakamoto: I've been so pent up, looking for fights, I've turned a blind eye to what some may call rules, because over time they need to be rewritten.
Waylon looks at Stacy and looks back at Sakamoto
Waylon: You do what you need to do if necessary, but stay out of my business going forward. Or this may be the end of our little partnership.
