The camera opens with Jim Black standing next to Paul Harris in the interview area backstage. Jim is poised to raise the microphone held in his right hand once he has received the cue from his producer which comes soon after. Paul stands next to the veteran interviewer with an ice pack on his face.

Jim Black: Paul. Congratulations on your first win here in OCW. Can I get your thoughts on the match and the post-match afters from your opponent?

PH: Jim. Tonight was a competitive back-and-forth. My opponent and I fought each other everywhere all for elusive victory.

PH: I'm from the Snakepit and there I learned the style of professional wrestling made famous in Lancashire. Catch-as-catch-can.

PH: That means I can wrestle you in the ring or on the thinly padded mats at ringside. Whatever works.

PH: After the match was over I could see that my offence had taken a toll on JynX so I went to check on him when I saw him struggling with his leg after the dragon screw, you know, to make sure he could walk.

PH: Next thing I know, he's punching me in the face.

PH: Not very professional of him, wouldn't you agree Jim?

Jim Black silently inclines his head, suggesting agreement with Paul in a deferential way without wishing to draw ire from the DNS.

PH: I don't know a lot about DNS but I know something - that man is a double u double u double u dot dickhead dot com.

PH: I'm here to compete against anyone and everyone.

PH: I'm not here for dickhead's to take liberties when the match is over.

JB: We saw earlier in the night, after your match, that when you came back to the locker room a bucket of water was awaiting you. What's your reaction?

PH: You know, if I'd come back to the locker room and hadn't been punched in the face by that chucklefuck, I'd probably take this in my stride... But this feels like adding insult to injury...

JB: That's been OCW's newest recruit, Paul Harris. I'm Jim Black, back to you at ringside

Jim Black held the microphone at his chest while the scene faded to the next segment.

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Bolek vs Omen

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The scene opens backstage, as we see the familiar visage of Kareem “Money” Franklin walking and talking with the brand new OCW Rookie Amy Jade Miller. Very characteristically, he's already in the middle of one of his famous tangents as the camera zooms in on the two.

Kareem: Sooooo... lemme get this straight. You're a Taekwondo WORLD champion?

AJM: For a bit, yeah. I was in the Olympic team for a while as well, they had me on the cereal boxes and everything.

She quickly pulls up her phone and shows Kareem a photo of an old Limited Edition Weetabix box and lo and behold, she's there in the background, waving the Team GB flag. Impressed, Kareem looks around to check no one else is listening.

Kareem: Oh, so you were knocking the heads clean off these fools at an Olympic level?

AJM: Well, not quite. It's a bit more disciplined than that, but I did alright for myself. I won silver in Rio, here, there should be a photo of me somewhere.

Amy scrolls through her phone for a second before finding another photo of herself standing on the podium at the 2016 Olympic Games, silver medal in hand. Kareem's eyes light up again, and he shuffles them both away from any prying eyes.

Kareem: Well god damn, my guy, as the great Shakira once said, those pics don't lie! And you're telling me you haven't received any offers from other talent managers around these parts?

AJM: Honestly, I can't say I have.

Kareem: Good, because they're all trash, and if you know what's good for ya, you won't waste a minute of your time with any of those pretenders. What you need is some real representation, and you know me, I KEEP it real, and I have the clientele to back it up. Ever heard of the New Deal, Tony Everrett? Here, take my new business card if you're interested, got these bad boys printed only last week.

Kareem shines his pearly whites and extends his hand to offer Amy one of his business cards.

AJM: Listen, I appreciate the offer, I really do. Tell you what, I've got some meetings and orientation to attend, but I'll get back to you later. Sound good?

She takes a card and shakes Kareem's hand, before walking off into the distance. Kareem smiles at the camera and pulls out his mobile phone and brings it up to his face.

Kareem: Hey, Siri. Call Tony Everrett... we have business to discuss.

The scene fades to black.

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Main Event

Bash vs Devon Flash


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