Previously recorded...


Bill Ding flies down the highway with the windows down in his ‘88 white and brown (rusty) Monte Carlo while blasting the soundtrack from last week’s episode of Riot.

Bill Ding: Like a virgin…. Hey!!! Touched for the very first time!! Ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-oooooh … Heartbeat!! Next to mine!

With one hand on the steering wheel, Bill rummages with his free hand through the mess in middle console. Among the clutter is an expired coupon for Buff Blaster, some half melted Raisinettes, a crumpled “Have You Seen Me, B?” flyer, and a Smythe Da Wonder trading card.

Bill Ding: Aghh what's this?? Gross! Bill flings the card out the window.

Bill continues multitasking between driving and rummaging until he finds his wrapped sandwich at the bottom of the console.

Bill Ding: Ooh there you are! Mmmmm gyro….

Bill proceeds to unwrap the overloaded gyro and takes a giant bite. Just as he does, a giant wad of grease squirts out onto his lucky pants.

Bill Ding: Mmpfh… (Mumbling with his mouth full) Fiddlesticks, man!!!

He looks down at his lap and watches as the lump of shaved steak and greasy goop slide down the front of his pants.

Bill Ding: Aww no.. My lucky pants!! Nooo I need these, man!! I can't fight Skull Kid número uno and Cactus Dude without ‘em!

Before Bill begins to panic, he notices a sign for a minimart off the highway.

Bill Ding: I gotta get something to clean this stain off!

He walks into the minimart and strolls down the aisles till he gets to the detergent section.

Bill Ding: Ok hmm lets see here.. Tidal Wave.. Goop-B-Gone, Gainz, Dowry, ….. Oh! This looks like a good one.

Bill picks up the bottle of detergent and notices it's sparkly and bright packaging. It's as if the gods above are shining down on it for him! There is a picture of a winking, doe-eyed cartoon ‘girl’ peach, with long legs, wearing a sparkly crown. Bill begins to read the label aloud to himself.

Bill Ding: “PeachGlint ™” … “Now enhanced with peachy glintyness! Try now and see for yourself the power of Glint!”

Bill Ding thinks to himself: The power of PeachGlint, you say?

Bill rubs on the smooth texture of the box. He then looks around cautiously before sniffing the box.

Bill Ding: If only sandwiches smelled this way…

Bill purchased several boxes of PeachGlint before riding off into the sunset. He may or may not plan use some PeachGlint on his next sandwich.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I love Bill Ding. i need to have a beer with that man one day.
	Bill doesn't share his food. It makes me sad.

	Women's tag match is next. This should make you happy Randy.
	Only Sophia coming out and laying the smackadown would make me happy Tom.

Madison Cox & Alex Robinson

vs

The Webb Sisters

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Needs more Sophia.
	Maybe if we keep our jobs we can invite her to the commentary table one day.

It had been two weeks since Corey Ford heard from his friend Little L, he wasn't answering his phone and he wasn't at his usual hang outs.

Corey: Yo Bubbs! Did you check behind the arena where that hobo hangs out?

The big man of the Orphanage looked over at Corey and shook his head.

Corey: Cool cool bro. Where could he be?

His phone started ringing and he looked at the caller ID, it was a private number.

Corey: Hello?

Murmur murmur.

Corey: Really? Is he ok?

Murmur..

Corey: His leg is broken, how?

Murmur murmur.

Corey: Well give him my best and the gang and I will visit him when he's a bit better. Thanks for letting us know.

He hung up and walked over to Bubba.

Corey: Bubbs, Little L is with his family. He broke his leg messing around on a dirt bike.

Bubba nodded and went back to tinkering on his truck when Vincent Winters and Pyra arrived.

Pyra: Any word on Little L?

Corey nodded and went to speak when Vincent cut him off.

Vincent: He hurt himself dirt biking didn't he? Oh well, we are strong with and without him.

Corey: The doctors told L he'll miss a few months, but in the mean time what do we do?

Winters smiled and rubbed his hands together.

Vincent: Yes we haven't been around for a week and people have started thinking we fled after my defeat to Abbott. Let's show Turmoil we mean business!

A cheer went up from the gathered Orphans, Vincent let loose a mad laugh and turned stalking off towards the arena leaving the others behind...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Finally, the first part of the King of Turmoil Qualifier matches is on the way next.
	This should be good.

(King of Turmoil Qualifier)

Bill Ding

vs

Skull Face #1

vs

Cactus

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He proved all the nay sayers wrong tonight.
	That win was huge.

We re join the dynamic duo of #Marvelous Austin Lee and "Classy" Sid Harrison inside their secret underground lair.

The secret underground lair appears to be decorated for a cinco de mayo celebration. The love shack sign as piece of paper hanging next to it changing its name to the el love shack with Mexican flags drapped along the sides.

Piñatas that look like the skull kids attached to the ceiling of the secret underground lair of #Influence. Sid attaching sugar skull piñata to the ceiling as Austin begins his practice swings with his bat that reads #Merica.

Sid Harrison picks up two sombreros one reading el marvelous and the other reads el sidberg. Sid passes Austin his hat and pauses as he looks down at the sombrero reading La Señorita Marvelous.

Sid Harrison placing his hat on his head: "What??? I take it Kassie isn't joining us today?"

Austin adjusts his sombrero as he keep taking practice swings: "#Well seeing how she told me I couldn't do all of this because it might me #quotation "offensive" I told her we would just drink margaritas instead. #Long story short she is getting the margarita mix and some lucha mask's so we complete the outfit."

Sid Harrison: "How is this offensive to anyone?"

Austin takes a swing hitting #piñata de Skull numbero 1.

Austin Lee: "Yo no say el Sidberg... I mean its not like we are running around in stupid mask acting like we run the place."

Sid Harrison takes the"#Merica" bat and continues to beat #Pinata de Skull numbero 1 till he rips it from the wall smashing it to pieces. Austin sits back laughing as he watches pulling his phone out and pressing a button as a "#Sidberg" chant begins to play.

Sid picks up the remains of the pinata and punts it across the room as the door to the secret underground lair open and in walks Kassie with the margarita machine.

Kassie ducks out of the way of the pinata as she glares at Austin and Sid.

Kassie: "#So what happens to you agreeing with Me that this is to much?"

Austin Lee: "#No compredindo English..."

Sid Harrison: "#Repeato what El Marvelous said."

Kassie sighs as she walks in and sets up the margarita machine.

Kassie: "#Wait you didn't even fill the piñatas up with anything."

Sid Harrison: "Well we wanted to have the #Symbolism be the skulls are empty on the side and their is nothing behind those masks."

Austin Lee: "Well other then their ugly faces..."

Sid Harrison: "#True."

Austin walks over and passes Kassie the #Merica bat and picks up a margarita.

Austin Lee: "#See its not offensive to anyone other then the three idiots in the mask... #Wait is it 3 or 2?"

Sid Harrison placing Kassie sombrero on her head and picks up a margarita for himself: 3 plus sugar skull one.

Austin Lee: "Regardless doesn't matter... #We are trying to pick a fight with them and #educate them on where the #Influence stands in this locker room. So join us take a swing and come to the marvelous side."

Sid Harrison: "Yes come to the marvelous side we have margaritas. Strike that piñata down."

The #Influence cheers their margaritas and take a sip. Kassie looks at the sugar skull piñata and starts to swing with "#Merica" knocking the rest of the Skull face Piñatas down in one swing.

Sid Harrison: "#Two Sweet."

Austin passes Kassie a margarita.

Austin Lee: "Welcome to the #Influence."

The trio begins to drink their drinks as the camera fades to black.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Those guys.
	I wonder what the skull faces are going to do about them two.

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