We now go to the center of the ring where Gentleman Jack and Big Ed are already standing by in their full scuminess. They are also joined by a very sick looking child in a wheelchair. This is obviously the poor kid Big Ed grabbed from the children's hospital last week Jack already has a mic in hand. Strap in and kiss your loved ones goodbye, Today is a good day to die! Valhalla!!!!

Jack: You know, today I come before you the happiest man in all of OCW. I manage the most dominant force in all of wrestling. I get to come to work each and every day knowing the baddest man on the planet is standing right next to me. The most vicious, physical, preeminent superstar in wrestling today! Ladies and fellow gentlemen, I give to you today the real monster of OCW, Big Ed!

Big Ed takes a mock bow and begins to sarcastically thank the crowd for support they are clearly not giving him. The poor kidnapped child simply coughs and looks woozy.

Jack: You can make all the silly noises you want, nothing is ruining my mood. Let's take a moment and just bask in this man's tremendous glory.

Big Ed claps and shakes his head in approval as the crowd shows their disdain. The dying child is wheezing for breath as neither of the adult men in the ring pay any attention to him.

Jack: When the big man here and I joined forces, we demolished your beloved Joe Zhivago. Where's your little immigrant arsonist now? He's sure as hell not on Turmoil! You will never see that disgrace to wrestling in an OCW ring ever again because of one man. The man! Big Ed!

More boos as Jack pretends to be an airplane and takes a victory lap around the ring. He tries to urge the child to get out of his chair and join him in flight. The child however is fighting to keep his eyes open and his head up. Jack just dismisses the child and addresses the crowd.

Jack: Thank you! Thank you! But did we stop there? Hell no! We decided to take it a step further and ruin a human being's life. Anyone seen Tank lately? Me neither! You know why? I bet you'll get it this time! It's because of one man... THE MAN! Big Ed!

Jack falls to his knees in worship of Ed as the mountain just flexes for the crowd. Jack gets up, wiping a tear from one eye. The sickly child has a bit of snot hanging from his nose as his gently sways his head.

Jack: You know Tank, I hope you found peace in whatever White Castle dumpster you finally decided to off yourself in. I know I sure did. Nothing brings me peace like knowing that as you lay in trash, covered in grease and the bodily fluids of the last trucker you serviced, that the last thought you had was, “At least I'm not getting my ass beaten by Big Ed.”

Big Ed takes his thumb and slashes his throat, mocking the big, dumb, dead, bastard known as Tank. Even the kid on death's doorstep smiles at this. Let's just hope this child is baptized so he isn't cursed to eternal damnation with Tank.

Jack: But you know folks, it's not all sending people to retirement and the grave. Oh no, sometimes Big Ed here just beats people for a paycheck. Let's take Kassidy Hayes for examples. Kass, you beautiful undead heartthrob! I gotta be honest guy, I dig your style! I have absolutely nothing against you my man! But the beast here still had to pin you for that 1-2-3 just because he can!

Big Ed puts a pair of sunglasses on the sick child. He then picks up the kid's arm and counts out 1-2-3. He then mouths the words “Dolla bills!”.

Jack: And then of course we have that third rate Toby Keith impersonator we call a champion, Jackson Mont Gum Airy! You don't even deserve to have the word Jack in your name you freaking disappointment! You know, when Big Ed pinned you I was on cloud nine. But now, christ I think a girl scout might be able to pin you. I turned on my TV Saturday and I see you being pinned by a midget autistic child! In two weeks I'm probably going to watch a Samoan fat camp counselor pin you for god sake! Have some self respect man! Jackson, if you still have the heart of a champion anywhere inside you please tell it that Gentleman Jack called you a pussy.

The crowd responds with a 1980's sitcom “Ooooo”. The sick child spits out a bit of mucus.

Jack: Of course we can't sit here all night going down memory lane. It's important to look to the future! A future that includes among other things, Big Ed here becoming... King Ed.

More boos as Ed does a mockingly aristocratic wave to the audience.

Jack: That future begins tonight when Ed steps into the ring against his fiercest competition to date. A lesser man would cower in fear if he saw this man's name penciled in as his opponent. Of course I'm talking about the one, the only, the hardest working man in OCW, the most electrif....

Jack bursts into laughter before he can finish.

Jack: Oh who am I kidding? All he has to do is beat Bill Ding!

Both men break out into even more hearty laughter. The sick child is asleep. Well I hope he's sleeping anyway.

Jack: Bill, I feel sorry for you buddy. Please know it's nothing personal. I don't care if you sit in the back eating chicken salad all day and night. Your existence means nothing to me. I honestly thought you were a Make A Wish kid with a glandular disease until about six hours ago. When Big Ed here sends you crashing through the canvas, remember, I didn't want this. I just didn't care enough to stop it.

This receives more boos than anything, as these people care more about Bill Ding's feelings than they do about Tank's life.

Jack: Really? People, we're fighting for a crown here! The kingdom of Turmoil is up for grabs! If you kids want to play a game of thrones then you better sack up because I already have my mountain. The throne isn't for the weak. It isn't meant for the Bill Ding's of the world. It's meant for a gentleman!

Jack gets down on one knee and tries to get a high five from the sick kid. He sadly gets no response and once again waves the boy off.

Jack: Bill, you're nothing but an obstacle to something I want. Everyone in this tournament is nothing but an obstacle that we're going to overcome. Who's going to stop us? Seriously? Which one of you second rate stars really think they have what it takes to stop the Gentleman's Club? Seb Abbot? Seb freaking Abbot? I don't think so!

Jack: Who else? The Mediterranean Adonis? Bray Spur? We all know he's nothing but a pretender! Dennis Black?

At the sound of that name, Big Ed's mood drastically changes and he angrily puts his hands on Jack's shoulder. Big Ed is glaring at Jack as the Gentleman's eyes grow a mile wide. The sick child is still sleeping peacefully in the corner. Some would say maybe even a bit too peacefully.

Jack: Easy! Easy big fella! It's ok my man! Calm down! This is why you hired me, remember?

Even though he could snap Jack like a twig, Big Ed backs off and tries to cool down.

Jack: Do you see that world? See what happens when I just say his name? If you think I'm worried about that match up then you all have another thing coming.

Big Ed is still steaming in the background over the mention of Dennis Black's name. It's at this moment that the sick child briefly wakes up and sneezes. For reasons we may never know, the sneeze sets off Big Ed. The monster glares at the poor, weak child for a brief moment before launching himself across the ring to deliver a devastating clothesline. As he connects with his arm, both people go end over end, the child flying out of his wheelchair.

As soon as the child lands the screen changes to a “Technical Difficulties” title screen with Bill Ding rubbing his chin in confusion while standing over a clogged toilet.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Monsters. Just monsters.
	That poor kid might never be the same after that.

Sebastian Abbott was watching a monitor in the backstage area as the women's match began. Ginger the intern walked up to him and tapped Seb on the shoulder.

Ginger: Mr Abbott, tonight you come up against Kassidy Hayes. The last time you were meant to face each other his ex stable mates jumped you and left you on a trash boat, this time however it's just him. Any plans?

Abbott turned towards Ginger and a look of reminiscence crossed his face.

Seb: Ah yes I remember that. It took a week to wash the stench of New Jersey off. But you are right tonight it just us and I'm going to get some form of retribution against Hayes, and in doing so advance in this tournament.

Ginger: Ha! I mean, um good luck tonight. Will we be able to get a few words after your match?

Abbott laughed, ignoring the little jibe Ginger threw at him.

Seb: We'll see.

Abbott pulled out his phone and proceeded to check the AFL scores.

The intern barely out of ear shot of Abbott turned to his cameraman.

Ginger: I guess that's it for us, good luck tonight Mr Abbott. Fifty dollars on him getting trounced, you want in?

Camera Guy: I'll take that action.

Ginger and the cameraman shook hands and began walking away as Seb cheered seeing his football team beat the champion hopefuls by a slim margin...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Seb is in action next as he takes on Kassidy Hayes.
	Let's not forget that this match is for the king of Turmoil.

	I wonder who will advance to the second stages?
	I guess we will find out next.

KING OF OCW ROUND 1

Kassidy Hayes

vs

Seb Abbott

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Did he just win off of that?
	It's the king of OCW Randy. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The camera pans to the titantron where we take a look back at what happened after the womens match that took place earlier in the show.

The Webbs continue writhing in pain on the mat as Sophia picks herself up off of Jayde and kneels over her. Suddenly she feels herself being pushed back by Jayden as she quickly hobbles over to check on her sister.

Jayden props her sister up against the corner and begins shaking her.

Jayden: Jayde! Jayde! What the f***?! We almost had them! We almost had it!!

Jayde: Ugh… Huh? Where am I? Mom, is that you?

Jayden screams in frustration: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Meanwhile, Sophia is still sitting back about to stand up herself when she feels Willow’s hand on her shoulder. Sophia looks up and sees Willow extending her hand to her in a gesture to help her up. Sophia accepts and gets up to her feet. Once she is standing, Willow does not release her grasp. Instead, they exchange glances and her grasp turns into a handshake.

Sophia chuckles to herself: Heh. I was worried for a minute there when you knocked out the ref right before that pin… Thought maybe you were having second thoughts about our teamwork.

Sophia: But, looks like we ‘can’ work together after all. Well done... And thanks.

As Willow raises Sophias arm to celebrate, a voice begins to speak over the PA.

Voice: Sophia, Willow, good job tonite, ladies!

Casey Paine appears on the X-Tron, smiling and clapping her hands.

Casey: Sophia, Willow, Im so proud of both of you. Sophia, for everything youre doing and have done for this division. Willow, for getting where youre at in such a short period of time. And for both of you for not backing down from a cowardly attack a couple of weeks ago.

Casey: Alex Robinson, you got something you wanna say to me, hun? You got some kinda problem with me that we need to address? Then by all means, hun, lets talk. Lets address. You wanna send a message to me by attacking Willow? Well Alex, message received loud and clear.

Casey smiles as she pauses for a moment.

Casey: Ill leave it at that for now and let ya think about that for a while.

Casey: Sophia, Willow, Ill see the 2 of you in a couple weeks at King of OCW. Again, good job tonite girls!

As Casey fades from the X-Tron, Willow and Sophia begin to celebrate once more in the ring as the camera cuts to the announce team.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	If Aunt Casey comes to Turmoil then both Alex and Madison are in for some real trouble.
	Did I ever tell you the time Casey gave me crabs?

	I think everyone that has been in contact with Casey has ended up with crabs. Remember the 2006 outbreak? It was in all the papers.
	Blakey Boy really needs to keep that women on a leesh.

We are live backstage where Ronald Regan is backstage meeting and greeting the Turmoil Superstars. Regan just finishes talking too Bray as he moves on and bumps into OCW superstar Sid Harrison.

Sid Harrison: "Hey buddy? How we doing?"

Regan: "Who are you?"

Sid Harrison: "The names Sid Harrison. It's nice to finally meet you Mr Regan."

Regan: "Why thank you."

Sid Harrison: "I saw what went down in that ring earlier. Family problems?"

Regan: "Let's not talk about that."

Sid Harrison: "Well my buddy Austin Lee is away this week and you look like you need to relax so I just wanted to send you an invitation to the love shack."

Regan: "The hell is a love shack?"

Sid Harrison: "The hell is a love shack? It's paradise my friend. The elixir of life. It cures you of any problems and it makes everything in the world great. Good for them bones too."

Regan: "You know what? I'll think about it. Thank you."

Sid Harrison: "No worries bud. good to have you back."

Regan: "It's good to be back."

We go back to Tom and randy.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I am still waiting for my invite into the love shack.
	Sid Harrison needs putting down already.

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