OCWFED.COM PRESENTS TURMOIL

   



 

The camera pans to the titantron where Ronald Regan is sat inside the love shack with one of Turmoil's favorite... Sid Harrison. The two of them are chilling. They are however interrupted by many OCW officials who are explaining to Regan the carnage that just took place in the ring.

Regan: "THEY DID WHAT???"

The OCW officials are concerned about the health of Bid ED and Bill Ding.

Regan: "Screw their health. Can the ring be repaired? IT ISN'T COMING OUT OF MY PAYCHECK."

Sid Harrison: "Austin left me with his check book. Sure he won't mind you using it."

Regan: "How much is the repairs?"

The OCW officials are really concerned and have no idea about how much the ring costs.

Regan: "Do I care if they are badly hurt? I told MUGEN I WOULD MAKE TURMOIL GREAT AGAIN AND THEY GO AND BREAK THE RING? WHAT IS THIS S***!"

Sid Harrison: "This man is in his late 70's, you think he needs this in his life right now? You people should be ashamed... ASHAMED!"

Regan: "I can feel my blood pressure rising."

Sid Harrison: "I was a DR once you know Regan. All you need to do is inhale the steam out of this mighty fine love shack and you will be alright."

Regan: "The man is right. I feel calmer."

Another OCW official makes his way into the room. He explains the match can't continue and we don't have a winner.

Regan: "IDIOTS!!!"

Regan: "They are both disqualified now get out of here and do what you will. They can lie out there all night for all I care. Now leave."

Just as the OCW officials are about to leave. In walks Madison.

Madison: "I am sorry to ruin this little bromance here but I couldn't help over hear from outside. Does that mean Dennis automatically goes to the finals?"

Regan turns around to look at Madison.


Regan: "Well look what the cat dragged in?"

Sid Harrison: "I can see why your daughter hangs around with her now Regan."

Regan: "Please don't say that."

Madison: "You guys are unbelievable."

Sid can't stop laughing.

Madison: "So does Dennis get a bi into the finals or what?"

Regan points to one of the ocw officials that is about to leave.

Regan: "Hey you."

The OCW official turns around.

Regan: "If those idiots in the ring can't compete then Sid Harrison here will take their place and advance to the next round."

Madison: "WHAT!!!"

Sid Harrison: "WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Regan: "I promised Mugen I would make Turmoil GREAT again."

Sid Harrison: "Do you need me to go out there and pin someone?"

Regan: "Yes, go out there and cover one of them. Go now!"

Sid gets out the loveshack and makes a run for it, he doesn't even grab a towel. he runs past madison and out the door.

Regan: "Hey Madison, be a dear and turn the TV on will ya?"

Madison: "No wonder Alex hates you, you're a joke. I don't know if what she said was true earlier but if you go along with this then I really hope you do die."

Regan remembers that Sid left the remote on the side of the hot tub. He switches it on. Sid is already in the ring covering both Big ED and Bill Ding. The ref counts to three.


Ring Announcer: "The winner and going to the second round of king of OCW. Sid Harrison."

Sid quickly celebrates by jumping up and down
. The fans are losing it dying in laughter. Sid does a taunt and high fives Tom before making his way up the ramp and backstage.

Regan: "Perfect."

Madison: "It's whatever anyway. Sid has got no chance of beating my man. You see Savage Saturday? You see what he did to the champ?"

 

Regan: "That was fast, do you have teleportation powers?"

 

Madison: "What are you..."

Before Madison can finish off her sentence. Sid walks in grabs Madison and throws her into the love shack. Regan gets out laughing his head off.


Madison: "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Madison's screams can be heard through the whole arena. The camera quickly switches back to Tom and Randy.

 

 

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

 

That could not have happened to a nicer gal.

This is a really dark time in OCW. I can't believe you high fived that man.

The question is can Sid beat Dennis?

Did you see Savage Sunday?

Either way. I think we have our main event for next week.

and we might not be here to witness Dennis destroy Sid.

It's been a great journey and we want to thank everyone on Turmoil for letting us be apart of it.

Every moment I spend with you is a moment I treasure.

Don't want to close my eyes.

I don't want to fall asleep because I'll miss you Turmoil and we don't want to miss a thing.

and that's all she wrote. Goodbye Turmoil.

Goodbye forever!

Tom Sanders and Randy Rice get up out of their seats for the final time. They both receive a standing ovation from the crowd. Aerosmith "I don't want to miss a thing" hits the pa system and all the fans start to sing them out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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