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Apocalyptica's Grace started up over the PA, the crowd started cheering as Sebastian Abbott appeared on the X-tron shouting.
Seb: Cut the music, that's enough of that.
The crowd slowly stopped cheering as Seb began to speak again.
Seb: Tonight I face this unknown kid? I'm not too pleased about this, so I have come up with a solution to this little dilema. I won't be competing tonight, the OCW doctors have informed me of a rather large bruise on my elbow which reminded them of some sort of tennis elbow or "wankers cramp" as they put it.
Seb: Sooo with my "wankers cramp" I'm out of commission for the week. Don't fret too much I'll be back next week.
The crowd laughed at the wankers cramp bit before reality hit them that they weren't going to see Seb wrestle tonight.
Seb: Don't worry Gordon, you will have a fight tonight. So without further ado let me introduce someone making their Turmoil debut. GGGIIINNNGGGEEERRR!!!!!
Seb motioned the camera towards the intern who was in his hideous ring gear glaring at the Englishman.
Ginger: I don't know how you got management to sign off on this. I'm just an intern who does interviews not a wrestler.
The crowd started chanting Ginger is the man, which plucked up the courage of intern.
Seb now back on the X-tron started to speak again.
Seb: So folks without further delay Gordon Jax vs Ginger.
Ginger: The guys name is Jordan you moron.
The crowd started up a who is Gordon? Chant as Seb slapped Ginger, then the music of Jordan Jax started up cutting the X-tron feed...
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Looks like we got ourselves another match. |
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That match is coming up next. |

Jordan Jax
vs
Stephen Maxwell
The camera pans to the announce team.
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He sure likes to gloat. |
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I can see a rainbow... |
The catering area has been decked out with festive decor, party hats, tinsel, confetti garrish animal balloons and various other regalia. Party food has been laid on for many a guest and cheesy disco music blares through the P.A system whilst the DJ plays to the crowd of one, Jacob Trance.
He sits at a table, looking left, looking right, and sighing, sipping from a solo cup of fruit punch.
Trance: Great turn out…
DJ: Put yo’ hands in the air! It’s time for some pin the tail on the D-N-K-Y!
Trance groans.
Trance: It’s only me, seriously, are we doing this?
DJ: Party rules bro, get that blind-fold on.
The scene fades for now with the DJ getting down from his makeshift booth to help Jacob get ready, the scene cuts out fully as he approaches the plastic donkey that’s been hung up on the wall.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Did you know it was Jacobs Birthday today? |
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I want some CAKE. |
Sid Harrison is backstage getting ready for his match. Kassie has made a surprise visit to see him.
Kassie: "Hey Sid, long time no see. Just wondering how you're doing?"
Sid Harrison: "I have had better days. I really could have done with Austin's help against the skulls last week you know?"
Kassie: "I know and Austin is really sorry. You know he is away in hollywood for that big film shooting. He really wishes he could be here but he said you're doing a great job carrying the team."
Sid Harrison: "It's alright. Well I got a match to get ready for. I'll come up with you after tonight and we can go to visit him?"
Kassie: "I think Austin would love that. Good luck against Jackson tonight."
Sid Harrison: "Thanks, it's not going to be an easy one. My neck is still killing from what the skulls did to me last week."
Kassie: "You got this Sid, I believe in you."
The camera pans to Randy and Tom.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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It's ashame the skulls didn't break Sid's neck. The only person I really didn't miss while we were gone Tom. |
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You really don't like Sid do you Randy? |
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