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Camera opens backstage with The Convoy in their locker room, as Stacey Clark enters the scene
Jakub De'Relic: Wait, Stacey, don't even say it. You're here to talk about how we came up short against Monty-B, aren't you?
Stacey is about to speak, but De'Relic quickly cuts her off.
Jakub De'Relic: We aren't negative thinkers like you Stacey...oh no, no we're not! We went out there for nearly a half hour with a former Turmoil champion, Jackson Montgomery, and the man surrounded by seemingly all the hype these last few weeks, B-17.
Jakub De'Relic: Tell you what Stacey, there's no shame in this loss, none. We were in control for most of that match, a sixty forty split at least! When Jason Williams was pinned out there, you noticed he was on the offense, and his leg suddenly buckled...the honorable thing to do was for Montgomery to step back, allow his fellow competitor to rise to his feet...and did he do that Stacey?
Stacey Clark: Well he-
Jakub De'Relic: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! He kicked Jason while he was down and took advantage...this is the man that used to be the face of Turmoil? That's not a face I want representing any brand I'm apart of...
Jason Williams walks over, holding an ice pack to his jaw where he had taken Montgomery's stunner.
Jason Williams: Still a better face than B-17's...
Jakub De'Relic: Oh man yeah, have you seen that nose? Absolutely horrend- Wait, no, stop distracting me! This is serious!
De'Relic sighs and turns back to Stacey Clark.
Jakub De'Relic: Look, The Convoy has already beaten both B-17 AND Jackson Montgomery. The way I see it, we have two wins to their one. Their win tonight? It was a fluke, Jason's knee was completely circumstantial.
Jakub De'Relic: Nine matches out of ten, the Convoy defeats Monty-B, and I know what you're gonna say next Stacey, 'Oh, well how about you back it up', well we will! Next week on Turmoil, Nate Dunn is facing Jackson Montgomery in a match, and he will show exactly how dominant the Convoy can be. Now, I'd love for an opportunity to beat up on Monty myself...but a man can't be greedy, and so my opportunity will have to wait.
Stacey Clark: You definitely seem focused on Montgomery and B-17...is that at all affecting you going into Summercide against the Gentleman's Club?
De'Relic's expression goes sour.
Jakub De'Relic: Let me tell you a little something about the Gentleman's Club, Stacey. One month ago, we absolutely destroyed them in the middle of that ring. We lay waste to Jack while his cronies lay unconscious outside of that ring. What has happened since then?
Jakub De'Relic: Cactus Gauge and Dustin White ganged up on me, two on 1...and then the entire group hosted a, what was it, a 'roast'? The strings of insults they laced together were something I would expect from prepubescent, overly privileged children who waste their lives away on Tumblr and Reddit, not a group of supposedly grown men.
Jakub De'Relic: They showed no honor, and for that there will be no penance, no forgiveness, for their judgment has been given, and Summercide will end in a bloody massacre for the Gentleman's Club.
De'Relic turns to walk away, clearly aggravated.
Stacey Clark: Jakub, wait, if I could just-
As Clark steps forward, she is blocked again by the enormous frame of Matt Mercer, staring at her from beneath his mop of brown hair.
Matt Mercer: Mer....Cer...
Stacey shrinks back from Mercer and quickly exits the dressing room, as the camera heads towards the announcers.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I am so excited for Summercide. It's going to be huge. |
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Turmoil has never looked better. |
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Dennis Black is not able to compete and I am now being told it will be Jimmy Henry vs Malu with Big ED as the special enforcer. |
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May god have mercy on Jimmys soul. |


(Non Title!)
Jimmy Henry
vs
Malu (c)
/Special Enforcer Big ED
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I hope he will be alright for Summercide. |
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That's all we have time for tonight and we will see you all next week after Summercide. |
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Next week the celebrations will begin when my dude Malu not only retains his Turmoil championship, but also becomes the new TV champion. |
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I wouldn't rule Dennis out just yet. Until next week folks. |
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See you all then. |
This Sunday!!!


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