We now go outside the arena where a special ed school bus is sputtering into the parking lot. Where it once proudly displayed the words “Gentleman's Club” it is now somewhat covered by a piece of cardboard that reads “Regular Bus, Nothing To See Here”. As it pulls into a parking space the old bus backfires and we hear a very loud, very girlish scream emanate from inside.

As the Club members exit the bus, everyone seems normal with the exception of Gentleman Jack. The other members, who can handle themselves in a fight, are all smiles whereas Jack is white as a ghost and appears to almost be trembling with fear.

Big Ed: Will you calm the hell down? You're an embarrassment!

Jack: Are you high?! You literally jerked off to the two most powerful women in OCW! Oh and they just happen to have an entire freaking army of Hall of Famers with them!

Big Ed: Of course I'm high! It's Thursday! Or is it Friday? What day is it?

Cactus: It’s Tuesday. But I guess it can be Friday - You’re Big Ed.

Big Ed: He gets it.

Jack: You're a seven foot tall monster, you have a chance. Cactus is the most badass man on Turmoil, he may live. Seb is doing God knows what but I have faith. Me and Dustin though, we're screwed!

Dustin: Hey I can handle myself! I beat Malu! Mother****** I'm awesome!

The entire group just stares at Dustin.

Dustin: What?? I am!

Big Ed: Stop being such a pussy Jack! If anyone wants to screw with you they have to go through us first! Ain't nobody going through this boss.

As the men enter the backstage area they pass by a family of four that has obtained all access backstage passes. The little boy in the family is proudly wearing a Skull Face mask.

Jack: Oh jesus! There's one of them now!

Jack shrieks in terror and jumps on Big Ed's back. As Jack clings to his beast for dear life, Ed just lets out an annoyed groan.

Big Ed: Comfy back there?

Jack: I feel safe up here...

Jack in a whispered tone: I can hear your heartbeat...

Big Ed: That's it! Off! Now!

Jack reluctantly gets off the big guy's back as they continue down the hall. When they reach their dressing room, they notice that the Gentleman's Club logo has been replaced with a sign that simply reads “Dead Assholes”.

Jack: Don't.... don't make me go in there!

Big Ed, ever the brave soul, kicks down the door to reveal that the room has been stripped of everything. Inside, the only thing we see is an empty turtle tank containing a dead turtle and dozens of Virginia Slim cigarette butts.

Cactus: Humpf, I guess she was right...

Dustin: Shelly!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!!

Big Ed: You know this turtle?

Dustin: Know her?! She was my muse! Shelly!!!!! Why? Dear God why?!?! She never hurt anybody!

Cactus: Wait, you kept a pet turtle? How have we never seen it?

Dustin sobbing: She was a ninja! She blended in!! Shelly!!!!!!

Jack: Now do you believe me?! We're screwed man, screwed! First Shelly, then us!

Cactus pulls out his cell phone and begins to play “In The Arms of An Angel” by Sarah McLachlan. Ed just stares daggers through the Prince of Pain while Jack hugs and tries to console a defeated Dustin White.

Big Ed: What the hell is wrong with all of you?!

Cactus: Have some respect chief. For Shelly...

The entire group, including a very reluctant Big Ed begin to sing along to the saddest song in the world in a show of support for Dustin.

Dustin sobbing: Fare thee well Shelly. May the sun always shine on your shell in heaven...

Big Ed: Here, I'll take care of her remains, do something real nice for ya little guy.

Big Ed takes Shelly from the tank and leaves the room. As soon as the door is shut we can hear him yell into the hallway.

Big Ed: Anyone know how to turn a turtle shell into a bong?!

Dustin: Noooo!!!!! Shelly!!!!

As Dustin tries to run out of the door Cactus grabs him in his massive arms and holds him tight.

Cactus: Let it go buddy. Just let it go, it’s not worth it.

Jack: Yeah why don't you just go home Dustin? In fact, great idea, I'll go with you!!!

Cactus lets go of Dustin and stares down Jack.

Cactus: You're not going anywhere boss! I have a shot at getting an opportunity for the TV title tonight! Somebody has to stay here and watch my back! Ed's baked, Seb's nowhere to be found, and Dustin is in mourning. It's me and you now!

Jack: Yeah, you're right. Me and you! We got this!

Cactus: Here Dustin I’ll call you a cab. You shouldn’t be driving a school bus at the moment.

Jack and Dustin say their goodbyes as Cactus sets up transportation for the young man. After Dustin leaves, Cactus goes into a more serious tone.

Cactus: Time to forget about the Skwad. Tonight is about me, the tv title, and Bill Ding.

Jack: You’re right Cactus, thank you. Ok, Bill Ding, Bill Ding, Bill Ding...what to do about Bill Ding… I’ve got it! We forfeit the match and leave instantly for Mexico!

Cactus: Forfeit and go to Mexico?

Jack: Ugh you’re right, that’s the first place they’ll look! What about Columbia??? We can just hide in the mountains and become farmers! It’s not glamorous but it’s honest work!

Cactus: Columbia??? Wait why would I forfeit? I own Bill Ding! I got this in the bag!

Jack: Who cares about Bill Ding?!?!?! They’re out there Cactus! All of them, just waiting to murder me! I’m too young to die! I’ve never even seen Paris!

Before the conversation can continue there’s a knock at the door followed by an unknown voice.

????: Abra la puerta cobarde! El día de los muertos está aquí!

Jack screams bloody murder as he throws the door open and runs to the exit of the building as fast as his legs will carry him.

Jack yelling: Goodluck Cactus! I’m going overseas!!! You got this! Ahhhh! Help me Jesus!!!!!!

After the door is pushed back, we see that it was simply Big Ed being a dickbag. As Jack had swung open the door, it jammed against Cactus left foot, causing Cactus to grab his foot in pain.

Cactus: Man! Why would you do that?

Big Ed: Shelly made me do it.

Big Ed takes a drag from his new bong much to the chagrin of Cactus.

Cactus: Darn it Ed, now my foot is jacked. I could have been a contender…

Big Ed: Me too buddy, me too…

Big Ed places his arm around Cactus and offers a hit of Shelly as our scene fades.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I guess the gentleman club missed the first part of the show, we're all safe if you can hear us?
	I guess Seb couldn't find his way to the bus.

	Maybe because the sign was covered up as just a regular bus?
	True...

Buzzing can be heard as we shoot across to Red Rocket, a very nervous and sweaty man can be seen slowly inscribing away on Malu's left forearm, not sure if the giant is relaxed, or about to eat him.

Leon: I need a drink, anyone got any beer?

The apprentice reaches into a small fridge behind the counter and pulls out a bottle of whiskey, he hands it to Leon with a small shot glass, he immediately opens the bottle and takes two shots, pulling a sour face after each one.

Leon: "Aaah.. Much better."

Nathan: "That's it, right there, on the biscep, so I can flex it whilst I'm jerking it to your mom." [He makes a jerking off motion with his right hand].

Nathan: "Look how it goes with the flow."

The camera pans to the announce team.

	There is only one Nathan Carter folks.
	I nearly died when I saw his entrance at Summercide.

Adam Adams is walking the hallways of Terminal 5, feverishly checking the different locker rooms to see if he can find any of the potential culprits that took his parking spot. Stacey Clark, along with a camera man, approaches him and catches him off guard.

Stacey Clark: Adam, what are you doing?

Adams: Well I’m trying to find whoever parked in my spot today. But anyway, how can I help you Stac.

Stacey Clark: Do you have time for a few questions?

Adams: Sure, go ahead.

Stacey Clark: After defeating Mystique on the pre-show at Summercide, what do you see next between you two?

Adams: I’m not really worried about Mystique. I have bigger things that I’m working towards. Tonight I have a chance to earn a shot at the Turmoil TV Championship. Starting here a month ago, I didn’t think that I would rise through the ranks this fast, but you know what Stacey, I deserve it.

Adams: I’ve been here when others refused to show up. I’m the one out here busting my butt week in and week out, so yeah I deserve this. And I fully expect to take advantage of the opportunity tonight.

Stacey Clark: What are you feelings on your opponent tonight in the main event, B-17.

Adams: B-17? The guy who makes stunt movies instead of working to improve in the ring? The guy who had the opportunity to win at Summercide but instead made a foolish decision to continue attacking Jackson Montgomery which led to him getting slammed around as the ref counted them both out?

Adams: Now don’t get me wrong, I respect a lot of the things that he’s able to do in the ring, but he has his head in the wrong place, and I plan to prove that tonight when I earn my spot in the title match next week.

At that point B-17 steps into the frame behind Adam Adams.

B-17 tapps Adams on the shoulder. Adams jerks around violently but Bingo just extends a hand to shake.

B-17: Hi, B-17. Last Action Hero, making movies and going global, also that foolish guy from Summercide.

Adams shakes B-17’s with narrowed eyes.

B-17: You’re right, you do deserve this, you deserve to go all the way to the top of the mountain! I see big things in your future! Maybe gold...but not yet. You’ve been here while others have flaked? Good. Good. Me too. You’ve busted your ass? Me too. You’ve danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Me too.

B-17 lets go of Adam’s hand.

B-17: Just remember everyone here has earned the right to be here. They’ve done what you’ve done and one day everyone will turn on you. All that praise will dry up, all those “great jobs” will start to disappear...what you do then is what will separate you from everyone else. Good luck..


B-17 walks off screen and leaves Adam Adams glaring at him.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	I can't wait for the main event later tonight.
	Before that we have Cactus vs Bill Ding too.

	Austin Lee and Shane Scott are not at the arena tonight.
	That sucks, I was looking forward to that match too.

Tattooist: "Ladies next."

Willow, Casey and Alex all take their seats, as the tattooist applies the stencils to Casey's lower neck/upper chest, Alex's stomach under the left of her belly button and Willow's lower back.

Parker: "Tramp stamp?"

Willow winks at Parker, who laughs back at him.

Ma'jin coughs.

Parker turns to look at him.

Ma'jin: "Ahem."

Parker: "What?"

Willow: "Relax dad."

Leon takes another shot as he watches Casey sit there and take the ink without even flinching, slightly worse for wear now, he takes another shot and then stumbles over to a chair and sits down.

Leon: "That's *hick easy... If youzz can do it, then I'll be finezzz."

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Look's like Leon can't handle his drink.
	I hope the Gentlemen club have room for me on that bus.

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