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Watering Hole opens with the new set of plush chairs next two a table and minibar. G.O.A.T. is loose in the ring today but stands in the corner chewing on some loose hay. Cactus grabs a mic and has a seat before calling G.O.A.T. over to pet her a few times.
Cactus: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, People of all ages; WELCOME to the greatest and NOW award winning show on Turmoil. Welcome to the Watering Hole!
Crowd pops. Small chant of ‘GOAT - GOAT - GOAT’ begins to break out.
Cactus looks down at G.O.A.T.: See, this show is so good even a goat got over. Outside of Tank of course.
G.O.A.T. “bahs”
Cactus: Our pursuit of potential brings to us a new star on the horizon of Turmoil. A man who is beloved by a few powerful people here in Turmoil. A rookie who is making an impact in his brief showing here in the OCW. Friends of Turmoil, please welcome my guest - Jett Draven.
As Jett enters the Watering Hole, he is carrying a bottle of rum. Cactus offers him a seat as Jett would extend his hand in a show of respect while congratulating Cactus on the shows success.
Cactus: Jett, so very nice of you, you shouldn’t have!
Jett: I shouldn’t have? But you told me to bring it.
Cactus: Of course I did - Rookie.
Jett and Cactus both have a seat.
Cactus: You look a little young for a drink, so we’ll leave that for next time maybe.
Cactus looks at Jett closely.
Cactus: Say. Can you grow a beard yet?
Jett: I…. actually just prefer a clean shave.
Cactus: I am just thinking it might help you, well, look a little ::air quotes:: tougher.
Cactus reaches in the back of the mini bar and pulls out a small plastic bag of stick on mustaches.
Cactus: Here, put this on.
Jett would awkwardly look at the fans before turning back towards the plastic bags of mustaches in Cactus's hand. Jett would then slowly look up towards Cactus, looking uncomfortable.
Jett: What you want me to do this?
Cactus: Listen rookie, when I am done with you, you’ll fart money. Championship opportunities will fall from the sky. People will know your name. I am putting you over on the greatest show on Turmoil. Soooo - PUT on the mustache.
Jett reluctantly would rummage through the bag of mustaches of varying styles and picks one that makes him looks the least amount of ridiculous and puts on the mustache.
Cactus: See! Better already.
Jett would sigh and smooth down the mustache over his lip.
Cactus: So, why are you here Jett? Why are you in the OCW?
Jett: OCW is the best pound for pound wrestling in the world. The competition doesn’t get any stiffer than the array of competitors both on Turmoil and Riot. I’m here to wrestle the best wrestlers in the world, I believe that they are here, and they can only make me stronger, they can only make me better. If I’ve beaten someone here in OCW, then I have beaten somebody. This is where my training has led me, it's led me here to prove that I deserve to be amongst the best of the best.
Cactus: A little intense, but I like it.
Cactus: So here is your opportunity. Tell the fans here on Turmoil what don’t we understand about Jett Draven? What really makes you tick?
Jett: I told you, this is where the best wrestlers in the world are, and what drives me more than anything is my determination and my resolve to be one of the best. I may still have a long way, but Turmoil will be my proving ground to show that I deserve to be in the ring with the best wrestlers in the world. Not only as a rookie but as a wrestler I’m always striving to be better than what I was the day before, and I’m always learning, and I’m always wrestling guys who are better than me, and more experienced than me. It’ll only make me stronger and it’ll only make me better.
Cactus: There seems to be a friendship between you and fellow rookie Wrex. Do you normally hang out with dudes who wear creepy mask?
Jett: I don’t think that Wrex and I see each other as friends, honestly we couldn’t be any further apart when it comes to our professional lives and personalities. We’re not the same the people I get that, but I understand how he is. I understand he’s a great wrestler. I understand he’s looking to create a lasting impact on Turmoil and I respect him for that. But do I see us hanging it out outside of the ring? No.
Cactus: The locker room has taken a liking to you, why is that?
Jett: Well, I like to consider pro wrestling as an art form and when you see me in the ring that’s my form of expressing myself and my way creating new and exciting art and I think that within my short time here that I've proven have a passion for wrestling. A passion that motivates me in my training and motivates me to grow and evolve as wrestler, and I think that it resonates with fans and I think it also resonates with locker room.
Cactus: Art? Are you high man?
Cactus leans in to look at Jett’s eyes.
Jett leans back slightly as Cactus invades his personal space.
Cactus: I knew it, you’ve been hanging out with Verses haven’t you?
Jett just looks confused.
Cactus: Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.
Cactus: Dustin taught me that one. He’s a weird dude, but you grow to like him.
Cactus: Who’s first on the list for Jett Draven? How does this new OCW superstar find his mark here?
Jett: As far as who’s first look no further than tonight. You saw my match right? I stepped into the ring for the second time, against Vincent Winters, in a falls count anywhere match. I know that wherever Vincent goes that the rest of the “Orphanage” isn’t far behind. So Vincent Winters, I hope your ready for a fight because Jett Draven’s gonna bring it come the clash.
Cactus: I hope your ring work isn’t as stiff as your personality.
Cactus raises his glass to the crowd: Now you makes sure to support this young rookie at the clash. As always, it’s been a pleasure to entertain you. Jett, good luck.
Cactus looks at G.O.A.T.: Let's get out of here G.O.A.T. I am bored.
Cactus grabs his bottle of whiskey and exits the ring leaving Jett to think about his match at the clash.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I could do with a bottle of whiskey myself right about now. |
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It's time to go EXTREME TOM!!! |
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I am going commando, that's as extreme as I am going today. |
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Errrr... I was talking about the next match. |
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Oh... Yeah... Extreme time Baby!!! |
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Lil' Hudsy makes his debut next and it's against Wrex. |

(Hardcore Division, Extreme Match!)
Lil' Hudsy
vs
Wrex
The camera pans to the announce team.
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That defiantly got extreme. |
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His leg could be broken after that one. |
There was a crowd gathering outside of Madison’s dressing room for all the wrong reasons. Dennis pushes through the crowd and rushed to kneel at Madison’s side. She held both hands over her stomach as tears streamed down her cheeks.
Dennis looked over his shoulder and asked why there was no ambulance. Seb Abbot, who still had his phone to an ear said there would be delays because of drunken protests.
Seb: Inauguration day, just another day for the Scots to drink.
Dustin stood on his toes to get a good look over Seb’s shoulder.
Dustin: We watching Madison sleep? So Coooool!
Madison groaned and looked up the group of people gathering around her.
Madison: Dustin, I swear too...
Madison let out a painful cry.
Dustin: No idea who that is…
Seb: Same.
Dennis: Who did this??
Referee: Ding was the last one seen with her.
Dennis: How long on the ambulance?
Seb: Another thirty or so, Blek.
Dennis: This is all my fault. That fat bastard is going to pay!
Dennis takes Madison into his arms and lifts her. The crowd disperses and lets the duo exit the dressing room. Madison clung to him like a magnet as they made their way down a hall leading to the parking lot. When a referee asked about the main event, Dennis replied that he hoped the Skwad ate Bill Ding alive.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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I hope Madison is ok? |
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What does this mean for the main event? |
We cut to footage of Jim Black standing alone somewhere backstage looking confused.
Jim Black: I just don't get what you want me to -
He gets cut off by The Diamond's voice coming from behind the camera.
The Diamond: Gimme rolling in 3...2..
Jim Black sighs
Jim Black (unenthusiastically): Please welcome my guest at this time... The Ghost of Shams Past...
Jim Black is acting as if he is holding a microphone
Jim Black: Now Mr. Ghost.
The Diamond: *AHEM*
Jim Black: DOCTOR... Dr. Ghost of Shams Past, can we have your- I'm sorry, Mr. Diamond, I just don't get what we're doing here
The Diamond: CUT!
Cut to usual production level camera. we see The Diamond filming Jim Black with rather large camcorders from the '90s.
The Diamond: God Damn it, Tony. What's there to get? you're interviewing the manager of the the best thing going in ocw fresh off a dominating win last week.
The Diamond pulls out his phone and holds it up to his face.
The Diamond: note to self, make "best thing going" t-shirts. that'll sell, right? right? yeah. you know what, i'm sure it will
Siri: I'm sorry, i didn't quite get that
The Diamond: ah son of a - whatever, I'll remember
The Diamond puts his phone away
Jim Black: yeah... about that... like I've been saying for a week now... you didn't actually win.
The Diamond: SHAM! I put the whoop on both White Rusty AND Joey Chicago.
Jim Black: that's debatable. Also, those are not their names
The Diamond: SHAM part 2! I'm positive those are their names... well, the second guy more so than the first. THAT'S BESIDE ISSUE! can we at least agree I didn't lose?
Jim Black: well...
The Diamond: Tony, so help me God-
Jim Black: OK, fine. you didn't lose
The Diamond: SHAM!... no wait... false alarm!... that one's fine... anyway, now that you see the importance of what happened last week, don't you want to the ask my manager about that?
Jim Black: why can't I just ask you?
The Diamond: SHAM! that's it. I'm done. this interview is over. can you believe this guy?
The Diamond walks away as he continues to talk to GSP about Jim Black's incompetence. Jim Black is left standing alone and confused once more when a lighting rig tips over and smashes on the floor behind him. Jim Black gets startled. Fade to black
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